So Haynesworth tells the police that he didn't do it because he doesn't even like black girls. 

I was beginning to think that Al was just a lazy, anti-social guy.  Now, he's a reverse racist. 

If Goodell doesn't toss him from the league, he's not looking at his demographics.  Not that Al is going to score very high with any color of woman but deciding to throw black women under the bus...  genius.  I think he should ask for a jury trial.  That could be a lot of fun to watch.

I think Al has now exhausted any value he might have had.  Time to go.