Game Preview: NY Jets at Redskins - Betting Trends & Stats
by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 4, 2011 10:00 AM EST
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PrintNew York Jets at Washington Redskins, Dec 4, 2011 1:00 PM EST
NY Jets (6-5) @ Redskins (4-7)
Predictions: Man, this is another game I would never bet on. Two very unpredictable teams. The Jets rank 20th in sacks, so will that give Grossman enough time not to throw it into the hands of these Pro-Bowl corners? Of course not. I think this turns into a turnover fest and we can flip a coin to see who comes out on top.
| Kickoff | 1:00 PM EST |
| TV |  |
| Announcers: | Ian Eagle, Dan Fouts |
| Radio: | ESPN 980 (regional station list) |
| Odds: | Redskins +3, o/u 38.5 |
| Not playing | Landry, see comments |
| Former Redskins on NYJ | Players: Mark Brunell Coaches: Henry Ellard (WRs) and Mark Carrier (DL) |
| Head-to-head | - Redskins are 8-1 all time and won the last 4 games |
| Vegas Trends | - Jets are 4-7 ATS overall this year - Jets are 1-4 ATS on the road - Skins are 2-3 ATS at home - Skins are 4-5 ATS as an underdog - Skins are 0-2 against AFC teams this year |
| Notes |
- Redskins are 0-2 vs AFC (MIA, BUF) - roadies |
(H/T Redskins.com, ScoresAndOdds.com)
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Wow, I might not have to watch on the laptop!!!
"Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothin' new to say."-Robert Hunter
Are the announcers good? Cant recognize these guys.
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 10:48 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Fouts is OK.....
seems to me he used to work with someone else so not sure about Eagle.
I rarely watch the CBS games, and used to despise their coverage, but I think it has gotten better over the last couple of years.
"Please don't dominate the rap, Jack, if you got nothin' new to say."-Robert Hunter
I don't remember if they're good or not
but I remember the name Ian Eagle because he pronounces his first name “Eye-An” plus anyone is better than Jim Mora and the dimwit Fox commentators
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dammmit.....I got Bengals/Steelers and Broccos/Vikings....
I thought I had a shot with the Jags playing Monday night.
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3 reasons the Skins will win today
Sanchez is terrible, Rex Ryan is fat and Plaxico is from Virginia Beach.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
What’s wrong with Virginia Beach? I’ve got a cousin that lives out there, and as a bonus, it’s where Percy Harvin is from.
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And the 757 be representin
I’m from va beach btw
Don't feed the TROLL!...You have been warned.
by the maroon bird on Dec 4, 2011 12:23 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
I Dont Get it
I like the first two but the third is just dumb. I was born and maryland now currently living in Virginia beach for a while. Its not bad here at all so that is pretty dumb to say.
by trueredskinm on Dec 4, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions
Thank you for proving my point
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:31 PM EST up reply actions
Va. Beach is a terrible place. The entire Tidewater area is the Ohio of Virginia.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions
Ok
The ohio of virginia what the hell does that mean. Why am I arguing with you for you are the same guy who said RGIII 15 for 22 320yds 4td was bad. Why argue with you in the first place you cant even see the obvious.
by trueredskinm on Dec 4, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions
Relax. I was simply making fun of Virginia Beach. No need to get your panties in a wad. Are you ok? Do you want to hug it out.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions
On a side throwing for 320 yards against a Big 12 defense is not impressive to me. I wanted to see RG3 against an athletic defense. Texas is athletic and he looked average athletically speaking. He was caught from behind and didn’t appear to be that gifted athletically when on the field with actual college level defensive players. Now if you want to draft a guy based on passing number in the Big 12 then be my guest.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions
BIG 12
Is avg at quarterbacks but they do have Sam Bradford not down on him yet. Josh Freeman isnt bad either having a down year right. There is always exception are you a Matt Barkley fan.
by trueredskinm on Dec 4, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
Not a Barkley fan but i think he is a better pro prospect than Jones or RG3. If we HAD to pick a QB first round i would pick Barkley(Luck excluded). I would prefer taking a OLineman with our 1st pick or trade back and build more depth with a 2nd round QB taken. Bradford isn’t a bust yet but how would you feel if the Skins traded up to get Bradford and all we got so far was his production? Nobody in their right mind will claim Jones or RG3 are better prospects than Bradford.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions
I’ve never been there, and probably will never, but I’m pretty sure the Ohio of Virginia could be a few other places in Virginia that I’ve been.
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Don't go
To me Ohio is a weird combination of country, city and wanna be gangsta. This is a perfection description of the entire Tidewater.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions
Hmmm. Wow. But yes, that is Ohio to me as well. Though I’ve been to Cleveland a few times (I’m an Indians fan, and have some family there) … but it is usually for a gathering or sporting event only.
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dejon gomes
glad to see him get the start over doughty. want to see more if this rook.
Yeah that is the smart move. Landry is in the last season of his deal and we aren’t making the playoffs. Much better to see what Gomes can give us. We all know what Doughty brings, which is nothing.
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 11:24 AM EST up reply actions
some thoughts on college yesterday...
mich st got hosed on running into kicker penalty
landry jones was TERRIBLE
i am officially in love with tyrann mathieu
fixed it for you
landry jones was is TERRIBLE
Akili Smith will have a better pro career than Landry Jones
by Jeff Bernard on Dec 4, 2011 11:26 AM EST up reply actions
Not really. Because, after all, he did run into the kicker. It was the right call.
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Kickers are pussies
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 11:55 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
Doesn’t matter though. You run (dive in this case) into the kicker, any competent official will make that call. Players are taught at a very young age not to do what he did. It’s on the Michigan State player.
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maybe i watch too much tv but...
im watchin nfl total access late last night and jamie dukes and tom waddle have a brief mcnabb discussion. jamie dukes makes this statement. “They keep saying bad things about him in washington, but i can see him being a good fit in houston they should pick him up.” When are they gonna get off this train of thought that he has something left. Why then was he not successful in minnesota? I found it down right laughable that people were comparing mcnabb coming to minny to favre coming to minny 2years ago. What the hell is he gonna do in houston? My thought is this. Mcnabb was so much in shock that philly traded him and it affected his ability to move on. He dwelled on this constantly and therefore would not train as hard or work to get better at minnesota and washington compounded with the fact that his physical skills were declining. No team claimed him off waivers. He is DONE.
glazer on fox
glazer just reported on fox that 2 players are facing suspensions for testing positive for marijuana, and one is on the redskins. fred davis, trent williams?
Surprised it in't both. Two idiots.
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does anybody kno where i can watch online
by BmoreRedskin on Dec 4, 2011 12:55 PM EST via mobile reply actions
WHY do we receive first...EVER
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loving the gameplan
More Helu, less Rex
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KS callin good game so far, gettin Helu goin
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 1:05 PM EST via mobile reply actions
once again
WHY hasn’t this guy been starting??
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A TD on our1st drive?
Is it possible?
by getmoneykid on Dec 4, 2011 1:08 PM EST via mobile reply actions
last week and now again this week?
whats going on???
Oh YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ladies and germs…we HAVE a running game
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didn't hear that
but not surprised. Dumbasses
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Jim trotter tweets:
BREAKING: redskins players fred davis and trent williams suspended four games for failed drug test. story coming on http://si.com
man that was a nice drive...lovely
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This is great!
Who are these guys? Loving it.
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C'mon D
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darn
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Wasn't a horse collar
He let him go
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somebody tackle that guy
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Agreed we need another CB
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by TerpsAllTheWay on Dec 4, 2011 1:20 PM EST up reply actions
fuck
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We need to get
A run defense in the offseason
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Stop them
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Shit
The Terminator
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Damnit Rak
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Nice play by Doughty
But why didn’t Gomes start?
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Cofield
Little bit better than Keamatu
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Shit
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London
Bridge is closed
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Damn
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Most of their success has come from short throws.
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dammit
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So much for the shut out
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Definition of a hater
The guy in the Ravens jersey wildly celebrating the Jets TD
by KShark28 on Dec 4, 2011 1:29 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Personally, I don’t think our line is THAT bad as most people think.
by brazilianbeast on Dec 4, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions
Our line is a lot better
When Trent Williams is playing
I mean really
I feel like each team breaks a record against the skins
With this offense, I know we need all the yards we can get
So believe me, I’m not undervaluing those yards.
Nice
So we keep Banks to get the ball OUT of his hands?
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Def was out there wayyyy too long
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 1:31 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Mathieu is a CB and a sophmore
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 1:33 PM EST up reply actions
Davis is not a blocker
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Haha
Tana LOVES that spin
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Nobody doesa spin move
Like Santana Moss
by KShark28 on Dec 4, 2011 1:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Our oline
Is giving rexy days back there to throw
I think that's
The power of the running game. O linemen love running the ball
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So do all of the female friends
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions
i hate commercials
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Damn
He Pulled a Portis
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It was the sprinkler
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almost!
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Would they STOP
Running that play…PLEASE.??
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Damn Rex
He was seeing ghosts.
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Haha
Silver lining. You’re right though
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ah man i gotta find a better stream, you guys are way ahead of me haha
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Let's get a turnover down here
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RyKer
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C'mon
INT
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Or that
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Shit
Another one?
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Ugh why do we keep getting hurt?
Dear Passionate fan, I know you are passionate, but please reply with a logical answer or I will ignore you.
Now you see why I went safety in the 2nd round of my mock draft. Who's up next?
Stupid injuries!
Redskins @LandryJones - 2012
Is it me or does anyone else think that if we weren't so badly hit by the injury bug
we would be high in the playoff race?
And drug suspensions…
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So is that official?
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Glazer said it would be one of the two
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
I think so. Though some legal stuff remains, but it’s pretty much being reported everywhere now.
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I tried telling y’all.
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I'm not gonna lie
I was on the Beck bandwagon after the eagles game
I wasn’t. I told CJHutch that Rexy should be given one, maybe two more games.
My comment was largely ignored and/or called out for hommerism. Luckily for y’all, I’m not the “Haha, I told you so” type.
Wait…
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Yeah, but he’s always had those types of games, we knew that going in. But what should have been the key, is that our backup that everyone was calling for … is John freaking Beck.
It’s not like he was highly regarded as a prospect, a high draft pick … or anything like that. And let’s be honest … Kurt Warner’s aren’t everywhere.
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True. Which is why I suggest one or two (at the most, two) more games just to see.
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Yeah but Rex got pnumonia and missed 2 games
So we still would have suffered the wrath of Beck
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 1:50 PM EST up reply actions
wow nice catch
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Shit
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Shoulda been PI
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Gotta drag that foot...
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put the weed down
and maybe you got the wherewithall to drag that foot
Why cant u smoke weed? It doesnt affect performance in any way.
by getmoneykid on Dec 4, 2011 1:55 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Alchohol and Tobacco linked to deaths but Marijuana hasnt been linked to any.
I dont do any of that, but cmon.
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 1:57 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Marijuana helps with the deterioration of the lungs. Some say worse than tobacco, others say not as much. But it does.
And most people who smoke pot, I’d say smoke cigarettes, so there’s your link.
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actually Weed impairs you in much the same way as alcohol
plenty of car crashes have happened because someone was driving while high.
It counters the anger of the Roids
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions
Why don't we have
A quickdraw play for times like that?
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Because that’s against the Shanny Plan.
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Fuck
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It looked beautiful in college, now … it looks like a one legged duck trying to catch a piece of bread on a frozen lake.
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Well
Got that one outta the way. Old’ reliable.
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Whew
Lucked out there. Hopefully that still counts as his turnover of the game
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Rex needs to settle down
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Exact
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+1
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by TerpsAllTheWay on Dec 4, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions
Your qb throws a pick
And you decide to air it out three times in a row
Is it just me...
…or do the Ryan family make everyone want to puke?
Their father was a tw@t, as well.
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NOOOOOOO
Get up Sav….GET UP
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love those australian team names
magpies and kangaroos
Probably Ganogood.
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Too bad Cooley's hurt
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by CJHutch on Dec 4, 2011 2:03 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Ran right into his knee
If we were the Pats, that woulda been a 15 yarder
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cmon defense
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What happened to Josh Wilson?
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RyKer with the pressure
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This is gettin old
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Our defense cant stop a nose bleed.
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by SpartanFS47 on Dec 4, 2011 2:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions
So if the ‘Skins win, but Helu, Holmes and Greene have a big day, I’ll be happy.
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Wh is Jackson clapping?
They got the first
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god damnit!!!!
all fucking kyle has to do is run the ball and sprinkle in the passes. now the jets are keeping us on the field way too long
Yep
And you know what all this passing by them is gonna make him do..
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Need a stop here
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Good job D Hall
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i was just about to say the same thing
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Im that one guy that did that one thing at that one place that one time...
It’s the curse of David Akers.
Or Brett Conway. I prefer Akers though.
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Fucking Norv
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That’s what we get when we hire a Cowboy.
I tried to reverse the curse like 5 years ago after I graduated college, and was working a valet gig. Akers’ parents came to the hotel and I didn’t park their car outside, or under a tree, I even carried their bags up to their room. Didn’t even accept the tip.
I was nice.
But yet the curse … still lives.
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dhall has came a long way since the delhomme debacle
tackling wise anyway
Really need a score here
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Plenty of time…
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Awesome
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Beautiful play
But how come we NEVER have a breakaway touchdown?
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Guess I'm being greedy
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I've been asking that all season. It never ever ever ever happens.
The Helu run last week is as close as we have ever gotten to a breakaway big play.
i like that play but
were getting pass happy. and i fear the emergence of bad rex.
It better not be
He’s my starting fantasy tight end
Shut up DHall.
by 64ShagginWagon on Dec 4, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Haha +1
Why so serious? Its just DC sports...
by LoveThatJoker on Dec 4, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions
Hand the
FUCKING BALL OFF
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Hurry up and punt?
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man use the run...sheesh
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You’d think.
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He does that every game too
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Corky >>>>>> Rex Grossman
'' If we score , we might win . If they dont score , We will win '' Willis White
YESSSSSSSS
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Ill take that!!
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Im that one guy that did that one thing at that one place that one time...
Now run
The GODDAMED BALL!!’
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YAY!!!!
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We have to score here no fieldgoals
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Christ
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Dear Shanahans
Run the fu(king ball!
Thanks.
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I can sense what Kyle is thinking...
The Jets will expect us to run the ball at some point, so we will keep throwing.
One less now
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2
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Well, yeah. 1 now.
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Plenty of time
To RUN THE FUCKING BALL
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As we well know.
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WTF!!!!!!!!!!
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Stupid Rex
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Wasted timeouts
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I'm gonna throw up
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boo
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Wow
Just wow
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expecting this team to execute sometimes is like expecting a one legged man to win a ass kicking contest
'' If we score , we might win . If they dont score , We will win '' Willis White
i thought that missed. oh damn.
whatever, we’re leading. sing the song.
by Prodigal PGcounty son on Dec 4, 2011 2:27 PM EST reply actions
That was the most
Ridiculous red zone possession I’ve ever seen.
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It was very similar to the Charlie Weis “schematic advantage” he employed with the Gators this year.
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I've stopped questioning Kyle and his decisions.
i don’t get it. Ever since that Rex int that didn’t count, we’ve just kept passing. it’s ridiculous.
It's a reward system apparently
if you throw an (almost) INT then keep passing.
dead on
helu runs for 100 yards in one play? stop that shit. let’s have fun throwing the ball.
by brazilianbeast on Dec 4, 2011 2:31 PM EST up reply actions
I think they're
Still trying to get his mandatoryINT outta the way. Don’t want it to come on the last drive
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Ok, so here's the question
That first drive was our best of the game, right? So was it all scripted? And, if so, by whom?
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Mike Sellers.
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So maybe he
SHOULD be here next year.
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Maybe, yes.
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I think we are getting spoiled as fan base. I mean we scored 13 POINTS in the first half! We usually need a whole game to score that much!
by dwninit71 on Dec 4, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Haha
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Exactly
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so Rocky is our new ST gunner now? ok I guess
Rex looks a bit gun-shy about their pass rush. We’ve seen better, I think.
by Prodigal PGcounty son on Dec 4, 2011 2:30 PM EST reply actions
Paying him for something
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Not true
but u just don’t abandon the run totally
We do it all the time.
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And Forte
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Maybe we should
Just script our first 15 plays of the SECOND half?
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Ding ding ding
If Dan Frickin FOUTS is saying you’re throwing it too much, you’re throwing it TOO DAMNED MUCH
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