List & Profiles of Your Typical Redskins Fan Types

I used to be blind optimist guy but have grown into cynical guy. Pretty much bi-polar guy. I did buy a McNabb jersey ugghh… but now I only have the “throwback” Orakpo.

But I don’t own any of those jerseys. I have Taylor, Portis, Theismann, Arrington and Stephen Davis.

My Rak jersey accidentally got put through the dryer and now the 8 is starting to peel off. I fell on to my knees, looked skyward, and screamed “why God why?”

Maybe it’s because I skip church on Sunday to watch football.

Against Carolina he said “Fuck this!! I’m going fishing!”

I’ve been there a few times in the past. Not anymore though.

Now i’m more of a relax and see what happens guy. Though if we are playing terrible enough I am just walk away and go do something more fun guy.

I was born into a family of diehard fans, so this is really the only sports team I root for. I don’t care about hockey, baseball, I love basketball but don’t claim allegiance to any team.

I have the Redskins for four months out of the year. So, instead of sitting around sulking like a loser I take it one game at a time.

Life feels better that way.

Lately I’ve been more on the negative side though.

I have all of those stereotypes goin on in my head. Thanks, now I feel the need for a psyche evaluation.

Woot Woot

I say as I read Hogs Haven, and stare over at my most recent jersey, Jason Campbell.

However, I also have traits of the “Growing more Cynical guy”, as I’ve sworn off buying any new Redskins stuff for myself (others have bought stuff for me, however, as gifts) until we win the freaking NFC East again…. could be a long drought. I also have a LOT of vintage Redskins T-shirts and sweatshirts, mostly bought new when they weren’t vintage.

i always likened myself to suffering from battered-fan syndrome…on game day i feel abused and ready to divorce myself from the team, but come monday, i find myself listening to the rationale as to why the team hurt me, after a few days away, i realize how much i still adore my team, and, finally, come the weekend, I’m right back in there accusing the people who question why i love this team that they “just don’t know what we have together.” sigh HAIL!!!

the I remember when and the sky is falling. Mostly the I remember, but I think they’ll get good again eventually. I have the Portis Jersey. I never miss a game on TV, except if it is late in a bad season, if there is fresh snow I’ll go snowboarding rather than torture myself for three hours. Is there an “I hate the owner, but support the team” guy?

Accuses other fans of doing the very same things he does.

I don’t know anything about football, so I will blame everything on Snyder guy.

Who doesn’t own a jersey (maybe Portis).

Jerseys- 21, 44, 28, 81, 30 (perhaps jumped the gun on this one)

I ought to be the GM guy??

i have way to many jerseys…taylor 36, taylor 21, taylor pro bowl, campbell, portis, lloyd, thomas, custom hankerson, mcnabb, haynesworth, monk, bailey, and lastly smoot.

most of them are chinese knockoffs so i don’t feel too bad getting 2 a season

Optimal balance of optimism and hope with dash of realism all encompassed by a Lombardi-esque sort of football knowledge/savvy.

They just looks so dang comfortable.

And most of the people that I know in the same category usually have Darrell Green jerseys, and numbers 81, 72, seven, and 44