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Hating With H8 : The Dallas Edition


This is it ladies and gents! The week we've been waiting for and I've brewed an extra special jug of freshly squeezed Haterade for you. So open your mouth and swallow (that's what she said!)

I'll make this my Paradise Lost (which for you Dallas fans is a book).

It's hard to hate on the city of Dallas, because I've never been there, like 99.96 percent of Dallas fans. However, I do see Dallas fans all over the place. They're at court, you see them smoking cigarettes in front of the probation office, the library (not to read, but to use the free internet) and there always seem to be a lot at Wal-Mart.

I'll approach one, while clinching my nose, taking notice of their wrinkled and faded Roy Williams jersey and ask, "So why are you a Cowboys fan?"

"I've always loved the Cowboys," they respond. "Ever since 1993."

"Are you from Dallas?", I ask.

At this point they get angry and slightly confused, like Rick Perry during a debate. They act like I just asked them about their father, who is probably serving time for possession of cocaine and domestic violence.

A typical bandwagon answer. The Cowboys are in the Holy Trinity of bandwagon fans. Steelers, Yankees and Cowboys. More often than not a Cowboys fan is also a Yankees fan and claim that the Steelers are their "other team". Way to root for your city, you spineless turds.

Now, it's important that you are able to spot a Cowboys fan (hint: you won't find one in your grad school class). So I've broken them down for you.

When in the midst of a Cowboys fan you will first hear them, be aware of poor grammar and double negatives, such as "Them Deadskins ain't got shit on us." The Cowboys fans generally lack anything higher than a high school education so this is their form of communication.

Also take notice of the aroma they give off. It's a horrible combination of stale Newport smoke, freshly cashed disability checks, oxycontin and McDonald's dollar menu fries.

Yes, indeed Dallas fans are the bottom of the barrel. That's what makes taking the wind right out of their failboat such a joy.

Yes Redskins fans, Dallas week is upon us. Try not to use your big words or show off your fancy college degree, just enjoy ripping the lipid-filled hearts out of these rejects on Sunday.

iH8's prediction: Not what you think , Redskins win 20-17 on a last second field goal, causing spousal abuse and opiate overdoses the nation over.

HTTR

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Welcome back H8!

Just say NO! to Rex Grossman.

by irishgoon on Nov 16, 2011 10:16 AM EST reply actions  

Good to be back.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 10:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Good stuff, despite the fact Paradise Lost is not a book.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

Yes it is, I've read it. It's by John Milton.

Epic poem you could call it.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Technically it's a poem that was distributed as 10 books.

How confused are Cowboys fans right now?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 10:58 AM EST up reply actions  

They still haven't gotten past the symbolism in The Lord of the Flies.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

I can't believe you can focus....

on anything other than Twilight this week. Remember….if it stays hard longer than 4 hours….you need to see a physician. Welcome back by the way…..this post was a good read…..needed a good chuckle!!!

At least "WE ARE" not Penn State!!!

by shvd98z24 on Nov 16, 2011 10:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I'd throw UNC fans into that bandwagon trinity.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 10:39 AM EST reply actions  

Definitely.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Maybe they should be friends with pwhitmore44 who post here every now and then.

The guy likes the Redskins, Cubs, NY Rangers, Bulls, and Duke. Figure that out.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 10:59 AM EST up reply actions  

maybe he is just a fan of Duke Lacrosse

and thus is attracted to dramatic teams that cant get out of their own way

Hail to 'Em

by SkinsaneAsylum on Nov 16, 2011 11:19 AM EST up reply actions  

haha only Duke basketball

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 11:29 AM EST up reply actions  

funny

I grew up a UNC fan but went to NC State for my undergrad

Just say NO! to Rex Grossman.

by irishgoon on Nov 16, 2011 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Terrell Owens is needed now!

BTW before you start TO was a solid player with the Bengals and Bills. He has been a solid team guy as well. Nobody works harder than TO. He would be cheap and our #1 receiver!

by LETJASONPASS on Nov 16, 2011 11:04 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

Random

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by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

If you go to your profile

You can put:
Drew Rosenhaus
Agent Extrordinaire
713-999-2648

In every post! Maybe you land another prospect from this area from it!

by timith on Nov 16, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the much needed and honest observation of Cowboys "fans" iH8

I dont want to jinx it but can you imagine the backlash if the Skins pull out a W? The media is faster to pass judgement on the Cowboys/Romo than any other sports entity…which is insane when you think about it. One week Romo gives up a game and the media CRUSHES him. The next week he has a great game and the media gets down on their knees to swallow some of that hot Romo magic….

What is it with these media fools? One bad game and he is the worst QB of all time who will never take the Cowboys anywhere and the next good game he has they suddenly use it as proof positive that not only is Romo the best QB in the NFC East but he is truly one of the league’s elite!!!? Well which is it ESPN!!!??

I for one have a smile from ear to ear just thinking about the national media’s backlash if the Skins pull out a W in a closely contested rivalry that has proven in years past to be anybody’s game. They would absolutely crucify him one week after proclaiming him elite. This is the modern day world of sports and I’m not sure I buy in to it.

Hail to 'Em

by SkinsaneAsylum on Nov 16, 2011 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

modern day world of sports *coverage*

and i still dont buy into it…too many people outside of the lockerooms trying to get a peice of the pie

Hail to 'Em

by SkinsaneAsylum on Nov 16, 2011 11:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Is this the new and improved H8?

20-17? Are you feeling depressed this morning? What’s the matter? Everyone knows the defense will score at least three touchdowns by itself this week, and Banks is clearly due for a couple of return TD’s as well. That’s 35 right there, before Sexy Rexy gets to dropping bombs on their defense with his canon right arm. I’m going with 52 to 3!

Formerly KS and CS

by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Nov 16, 2011 11:44 AM EST reply actions  

You should know I can't keep up with all of my predictions.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Nice post as always. Here's a visual.....

Man in Cowboys jersey Tases Jets fans at game

By the look of his mug shot, he’s a Michael Irvin fan.

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you’re not, in fact, surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Nov 16, 2011 12:07 PM EST reply actions  

I'm confused...

Is your contention that Jets fans don’t need to be tased? Also, judging by those sideburns, I’m pretty sure Jim Brown’s character from The Running Man was based on this guy.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 8:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I laughed so hard at this

I live in Frederick and only have 1 friend who is a cowboys fan that was actually born in Texas. He’s the only one I do not mind, he is also a fan of the longhorns and astros, he’s pretty consistent. Coincidentally hes also the only one who knows that Dallas is not the capitol of Texas.

But this:

Also take notice of the aroma they give off. It’s a horrible combination of stale Newport smoke, freshly cashed disability checks, oxycontin and McDonald’s dollar menu fries.

This was the climax of my day.

Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

by jbh1190 on Nov 16, 2011 12:15 PM EST reply actions  

Can we post this on the Dallas blog?

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 16, 2011 12:50 PM EST reply actions  

Post whatever you want there, it's a free country.

No guarantee it won’t be deleted or you won’t be banned. Can’t really endorse it.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 16, 2011 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I just joined the dallas blog and their agreement terms are the stingiest out of everyone elses

Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

by jbh1190 on Nov 16, 2011 2:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to give you credit

Most people don’t read terms and conditions.

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 1:56 PM EST up reply actions  

add it as a FanShot

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you’re not, in fact, surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Nov 16, 2011 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You shook my foundation with your score prediction

That one might actually be doable.

I started thinking about where I see Cowgirls fans. You nailed it. I study at the library sometimes and there are two guys that wear Girls stuff. Started laughing.

I was a little let down you didn’t go into Jerry and his plastic face.

I will say you missed the Lakers as a huge bandwagon team. Cowgirls, Spankees, Notre Dame football, Duke basketball, Fakers, Cindy and the Penguins, and Man U.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 16, 2011 1:41 PM EST reply actions  

You win the internet today
Also take notice of the aroma they give off. It’s a horrible combination of stale Newport smoke, freshly cashed disability checks, oxycontin and McDonald’s dollar menu fries.

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Nov 16, 2011 2:38 PM EST reply actions  

Ah, nice to see someone isn't suicidal.

Love the hate. As a native Texan with a graduate degree and Cowboys fan since 1965, I relish the open disdain and outright nastiness of the NFC East rivalries. The front page here at HH is getting a tad depressive. Glad you are stepping up with some outright trash talk.

Oh, and Fear the Star.

Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos

by Tom Ryle on Nov 16, 2011 8:03 PM EST reply actions  

Had a discussion with a Cowboy fan today, from SC of course....go figure

I cant think of any better trap game for Dallas. We are losers of 5 in a row, averaging 10 pts a game while Dallas has rolled over its last two opponents, 1 game out of 1st place.
I think its all set up nicely. Gotta believe that Tashard Choice at least helps our chances with a little intel

by Bryan Black on Nov 16, 2011 8:35 PM EST reply actions  

REC

You suck and I laughed.

by bloodyhanded on Nov 16, 2011 10:15 PM EST reply actions  

You all should fear the spear

The world looks mighty different when you're peeking out your belly button

by Skins Fan '77 on Nov 17, 2011 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Fear the Star

Mr.iH8dallas , what you’ve just said … is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 17, 2011 8:05 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

I didn't know I was responding to anything Turddog26.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 10:25 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

At least Turddog was really original in his reply, I've never seen that posted before on a message board.

I was able to do some research on Turddog and found his facebook pic

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

He's a cowboys fan

Copy/Paste is their only form of communication. They have a very limited number of neurons that their brains can fire each day, because most of the possible stimuli has been deadened by heavy alcohol and marijuana use. Most of the remaining neurons go to breathing and keeping their heart rate at the usual 98 beats per minute. If they tried to type anything on their own, they might fall into a coma.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 11:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Look Balls Deep

Just look at the wide open mouth for your avi. Nuff said

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 1:04 AM EST up reply actions  

heh

OK birddick, whatever you say.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 18, 2011 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

My favorite part is when he called you an idiot

And then said we all had just listened to your post. I guess his mom had to read it to him because he couldn’t understand the big words.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 17, 2011 1:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No some of us are just smart enough and busy enough that we have speech recognition software to listen to text.

But you are a typical Washington idiot who main concern is seeing how you can have a goverment job and try and do nothing and collect a government paycheck. How is it when you cannot even get your bosses to pull for the Redskins.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 1:08 AM EST up reply actions  

First off it's "whos main concern"

Second- I own my own business.

Third- My boss is a huge Redskins fan. His name is God. Maybe you’ve heard of him.

Nice try though. Thanks for playing. Come again.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

*whose

CORRECTION FAIL! …I know, I’ll get back in the corner

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Dammit

I knew it didn’t look right. Oh well that’s why I majored in business.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 8:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude, Editor of Hogs Haven a Redskins fan site is like being the editor of the National Enquirer

When you have been swirling the toilet bowl and always going down. It is just another turd in the mix. You could not hold Dave Halprin’s jock.

You guys opened up this level of insult. Deal with it little man.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Unlike you we don't enjoy hold jocks.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 8:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Your site is called "Blogging the Boys"....

I wonder how many creeps have been there thinking it is a non-football related site?

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 9:47 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

That's how he found the site so he has no retort.

Birddog- Retort means reply

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Black Friday Shoppers

Dallas fans are the reason I don’t participate in stampeding for the sales. They are all Dallas fans. You see them every Thanksgiving weekend fighting each other at Walmart. Take birdog26…his name alone tells me that he will wait in line until the wee hours of the morning just to get discounted camo hunting gear and $1 VCRs.

by clp5150 on Nov 17, 2011 11:27 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dude you are such an idiot that you were banned from your own teams site

How much further do you have to sink? All the way down the drain with your team?

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 12:56 AM EST up reply actions  

he was never really banned

he left on his own because he lost a bet and that was the condition of the bet. Same goes for his signature. Honoring our wagers is another thing we Redskins fans do better than the Cowboys fans.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 18, 2011 2:30 AM EST up reply actions  

Well if his honoring the bet then why is he back.

Him coming back just for Cowboys games was not part of the bet. So where is really honoring his bet? You call that honoring his bet. That is just straight up BS and what we cal whelching on the bet. Get real. What you just said is straight up BS and he did not follow the terms he set out in the bet.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 2:57 AM EST up reply actions  

And you're such an idiot to realize he was never banned, he just lost a bet.

Keep digging or go back to sniffing bus seats as usual. It’s Friday, so you should be wearing your fanny pack of dildos getting ready for the weekend right?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 8:55 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

After reading a ton of posts

I really can’t believe that you are one of the main writers on this site. You make comments that only uninformed idiots make. That is expected from them, but not you. I know you don’t really care what I have to say or what I feel, but I have lost respect for you as a quality writer.

by Mikellie on Nov 18, 2011 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Do this is a "roast" style post, get over it and grow a sack

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I have lost respect for you as a quality writer

because

You make comments that only uninformed idiots make
I prefer to judge an article writer’s merit by his articles. I know you don’t really care what I have to say or what I feel, but I have lost respect for you as a quality observer. This is supposed to be a hate thread, and the title fully rebutted hate from one of your fellow fans (though I understand if you may not wish to claim him.

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Glad to see you folks so far down the drain

None of you can even discuss real football let alone X’s & O’s. Just hate and a pipe dreams of another draft that you think will save you. Come on, The Redskins are considered one of the most dysfunctional organizations in the NFL. From someone who works in the NFL, this organization is a joke.

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. Dan Birdwell. Oakland Raiders

How do you want to be rememberd. Go out there and play every play like it is your last play. Be remembered as the person you want to be for the rest of your life. Spike Dykes, Midland Lee and Texas Tech Coach.

by Birddog26 on Nov 18, 2011 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Dude, that is hopelessly ignorant.

Shall I elaborate on your “theses”?

None of you can even discuss real football let alone X’s & O’s

I’ve yet to see a poster who’s fit to hold Ukredskin’s jock, on that score.

Just hate and a pipe dreams of another draft that you think will save you
(1) Hate is the purpose of a post with ‘H8ing’ in the title (comprehension fail) and (2) a solid foundation is rapidly evolving (a lot from need and from what many consider questionable management decisions), but I don’t need to tell “someone who works in the NFL” that, do I?
The Redskins are considered one of the most dysfunctional organizations in the NFL. From someone who works in the NFL, this organization is a joke.
As far as the Redskins being a joke…the Cowboys are the NFL version of the Atlanta Hawks, perpetually mediocre, always in the running and never contending, that’s the real joke.

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 8:39 AM EST up reply actions  

UK is an awesome contributor here, but the only reason TurdDog likes him is b/c he uses pictures.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 8:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Have y'all noticed this guy posts about jock straps a lot?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 8:59 AM EST up reply actions  

It's SEO (Search Engine Optimizations)

so Cowboys fans who search online for “members” of their team might accidentally happen upon this thread…Batman had the Bat Signal, same principle

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 9:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 9:37 AM EST up reply actions  

HEY

Let’s not hate on the Atlanta Hawks. Just saying.

by Mikellie on Nov 18, 2011 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hehe

The Atlanta Hawks are the Washington Wizards of the postseason, every once in a while it looks like they might do something…then nooooope :p

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of Hawks lets look at Mikellie's resume to see if he's a bandwagon fan.
  • Cowboys
  • St. Louis Cardinals
  • Atlanta Hawks
  • Buffalo Sabres
  • Saint Bonaventure (quite possibly the ugliest place on the planet)
  • Oklahoma Sooners

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

NOT

I have been a Cowboys, Cardinals, Hawks, & Sabres fan since 1970. We only got 3 channels growing up and the Cowboys were on all the time so I started following them. I pay over $300 a year for Sunday Ticket so that I don’t miss a game. When I was younger (1967-70) I would get grounded all the time so I listened to a LOT of AM radio in my bedroom. As I slowly went through the dial looking for sports, I came upon Jack Bucks voice doing a Cardinals game and he made the game sound very exciting, a lot more exciting than the tv announcers did. So I looked forward every night to listening to him on the radio. Same story with the Hawks. Very strong AM 750 radio station with great announcers. Sabres fan because they are the only other sports team in my area besides the Bills. And I’m not a Bill’s fan because I am a Cowboys fan. Started liking Oklahoma when Barry Switzer was there because they ran the wishbone and I found it intriguing. ST. Bonaventure is the local college basketball team. Don’t know what you mean about the ugliest place on Earth. There, that’s my story. No bandwagon fan ever. Have liked the same teams as long as I can remember. Sorry if that is so wrong.

by Mikellie on Nov 18, 2011 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Sounds like the definition of a bandwagon fan

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Bandwagon fan definition:

Anyone who claims they are a “fan” of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until that team started winning. These types of fans only show playoff interest, have probably never watched a regular season game, don’t own any type of team merchandise, nor would they buy any.

Not me. Get your facts straight.

by Mikellie on Nov 18, 2011 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Fact: You drink really light, cheap beer

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

What dictionary are you using? B/c I went to mine and this is all that showed up

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So you lost a bet

and had to where this for a week. Why are showing me this again?

by Mikellie on Nov 18, 2011 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Doing this with Dallas fans is like shooting fish in a barrel.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

It's funny how he makes fun of personal appearance when I have my actual pic as my avatar

and while he has a picture of Milwaukee’s Best Light in a $2 glass he got at the airport.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Come on Parks

Everybody knows Cowgirls fans love Buttwiper. It is the Queen of beers.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 19, 2011 6:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Vile

What you do in your spare time is your business. In this case please don’t share with the rest of us thanks.

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Entertaining read. Literary fail, but still funny.
I’ll make this my Paradise Lost (which for you Dallas fans is a book poem).

I helped you fix your masterpiece.

When in the midst of a Cowboys fan you will first hear them…

I understand your envy, but really? You want to crawl inside a Cowboys fan? Odd, but to each his…own.. I guess?

Funny you mention smells as well… I’ll be watching the game this weekend with a couple of my buddies who are Skins fans. The only smell emanating from them is failure. And shame.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

You know he read that comment, I told you it would blow their minds.

The guy was probably fuming over his keyboard and all he could come up with in defense was my joking comment to you yesterday

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 11:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Well...well....Paradise Lost is a poem! Ha, take that idiot.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

exactly

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for getting me back in Parks.

I live for this week.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yes, my whole English Literature degree is a waste.

Sigh. Thank God it was discussed above, or else, well I think my whole collegiate experience was a loss.

“Fuming over my keyboard”… Lighten up Francis, I said his post was funny. It is funny. I’ve read it twice and it remains funny. Kinda like the Shanahans.

This –

Also take notice of the aroma they give off. It’s a horrible combination of stale Newport smoke, freshly cashed disability checks, oxycontin and McDonald’s dollar menu fries.
is fantastic.

Apparently I can’t comment on that or block quote it though, as I’ll be accused of blog reply plagiarism. Uptight bunch here, gotta relax people, its all in fun.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

+1

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

English Literature Degree

isn’t that just another way of saying “useless piece of paper”?

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey! I have a Communications degree.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 1:19 PM EST up reply actions  

So does my sister-in-law

And one of my other sister-in-laws has an English Lit. degree.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 17, 2011 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Communications> English Li

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

*Lit

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey now - that degree

allows me to buy Newports, oxycontin, and McDonalds.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Stealing from your employer doesn't qualify as "buying"

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Newports, oxycontin, and McDonalds- For $1,000

“What is a Cowboys fan’s breakfast?”

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 2:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Ha, a fellow Eng Lit grad

Cheers, I’ve used mine to apply for jobs requiring ‘a 4 year degree’ yayyyy

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 8:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I've thankfully had the same job for years...

But it didn’t help, and its about as useless as can be :)

I thought I was gonna be a teacher, but the oxycontin addiction got in the way!

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 18, 2011 2:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey -

Speaking of flaming, how are Eagles weeks on here? The week the Boys played the Eagles, it was BRUTAL for the flaming.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 18, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

We don't seem to care very much, actually...

There are plenty of ‘Philthy’ comments but little real feeling, everybody gets along with JimmyK…strip away the zero imagination comments about “DREAM TEAM NIGHTMARE SUX” and it’s fairly tame unless one of them steps foot in here, and as you can see, these boys don’t play lol

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats what I'm talking about -

One of them stepping in here.

These “boys” are not killers when it comes to the put downs, but hey, when its all you’ve got for a season, I guess….that’s all you’ve got for the season.

I should know, its the season that I lived through last year.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 18, 2011 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

Nobody in here is actually mean-spirited, if that’s what you’re saying, but they definitely don’t let anything get by

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 19, 2011 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Speak for yourself, sir.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 9:33 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

No, wasn't saying that at all - everyone seems pretty tongue in cheek.

Some pretty good humor here.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 19, 2011 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Typical cowboys fan

doesn’t even know that a word can have more than one meaning

It seems like we have one of your types every week. Someone who thinks they’re super smart because they’ve found one or two things to nitpick at in the 14 paragraph hatestorm up top. How about instead you come up with a few insults of your own? Oh wait you can’t, because the cowboys AIN’T GOT SHIT on the greatest franchise in NFL history – The Redskins.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 11:35 AM EST up reply actions  

^lol
Oh wait you can’t, because the cowboys AIN’T GOT SHIT on the greatest franchise in NFL history – The Redskins.

Greatest franchise?
Dallas all the way.

by Zeno on Nov 17, 2011 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

If by "greatest Franchise"

you mean “Franchise whose ass is kissed every preseason with super bowl predictions but consistently finishes below .500” or “Franchise whose fanbase consists of the most inbreds” then yes, the cowboys would be considered the greatest franchise.

Here’s a question for you: have you ever been to Dallas? Or even to the state of Texas?

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

^lolagain

We have gone to 8 superbowls, won 5 of them. Almost 20 consecutive playoff berths in the ’60s and ’70s, Wealthiest franchise in the NFL, and one of the wealthiest sports franchises in the world, oh and we were an expansion team in the early ’60s.
For the record, we have probably the most successful franchise in the NFL.

Oh, and I live in the State of Texas thank you, where pretty much everyone here loves the Cowboys barring a few hardcore Texans fans. You don’t have to live in the city of the NFL team to be a heated fan of it retard. And yes, I’ve been to Dallas. Great place. I’d live there.
Btw Texas is so much better than any state in this country due to the fact that we have the most stable state in the nation. And unlike you we don’t have Obama doesn’t live here.

by Zeno on Nov 18, 2011 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude you don't have to tell us you live in Texas, it shows in your writing and thoughts in general.
Oh, and I live in the State of Texas thank you,

Like this gem:

And unlike you we don’t have Obama doesn’t live here.

You’re right about Texas though, it is stable. Stable in leading the country in the death penalty, elementary school retention rates (no one gets out!), and providing the rest of the country with waste management workers. GOD BLESS TEXAS!

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 3:50 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Wow, my grammar blast in the post was, well, accurate.

Thanks for confirming it for us Zero.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Duz the Obamas lives in yours cities 2?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

We ain't like no librools round here.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

There are three things that are great about Texas

1) George Bush lives there, so he is no longer damaging the country.
2) The oil is there so they are ruining their environment, rather than doing so here.
and 3) UUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM,

Just a second, I’ll think of it

No, that’s not it…..

I’m sorry, I can’t remember.

oops.

Formerly KS and CS

by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Nov 18, 2011 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually

Atleast we have jobs. And people who work.

Bush was great btw, best president since Nixon.

Notice nobody posted after the Cowboys beat the skins.

by Zeno on Nov 21, 2011 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha

Dude, your impersonation of someone that has no clue what they are talking about is spot on…kudos.

At least I'm not a whiny, little bitch.

by Jim America on Nov 21, 2011 3:25 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

And yes, I’ve been to Dallas. Great place. I’d live there.

I kind of thought it was a dilapitated strip-mined shitbox of a city…and I live in Phoenix

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 4:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Guys, we might have to wait a while for retorts.

The Cowboys fans still have dial-up, so it takes a while to refresh the page.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 11:46 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Plus, they have to log on again after their moms are done using the landline.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 11:48 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

It's tough when she's on the phone all day.

But it’s hard to be a phone sex operator without the phone.

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

They actually use lycos and dogpile

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy Good Lord.

I just realized that I was interweb conversant with someone who has “The Twilight Saga” in their sig line.

Either…. a screw it, I don’t even care if its an inside joke – that is the…

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 12:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Honestly

given the choice between A) watching 4 days straight of nothing but the Twilight movies over and over with my eyes taped open and my head secured to the chair such that I can’t look away or B) being a Cowboys fan, I’d take the Twilight movie marathon. It would be less painful.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You know how I know you're gay?

Besides the fact that your a Foreskins fan, you just found a way to defend watching twilight over football.

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"Leadership is getting someone to do what they don’t want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve." - Tom Landry

by jakezze01 on Nov 19, 2011 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

nope

saying I’d rather watch twilight than be a cowpies fan doesn’t mean I’d watch twilight over football. Just that watching twilight is less painful and much less disappointing than being a cowboys fan.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 20, 2011 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Less embarrassing too.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 20, 2011 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

You know who watches Twilight religiously?

"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you’re not, in fact, surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson

by Kevin Ewoldt on Nov 17, 2011 12:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Then he's a loser too.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

we are all having large amounts of intercourse.
Too busy to reply. Sorry.

by Zeno on Nov 17, 2011 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Intercourse? With what?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Their mothers...

Too much?

Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.

by DCO'sfan on Nov 17, 2011 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

their cousins.

It’s how new cowboys fans are created.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Cows

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

Guinea pigs are just hamsters left alone too long with us

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I specifically stated:

“Large amounts of intercourse”
Which, if you passed the 6th grade, should mean “I have lots of intercourse”.

by Zeno on Nov 18, 2011 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Question: Do they feel like bags of sand?

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm waiting for the right one.

Until then I’ll wear my Jonas Bros. ring.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

As long as

I don’t end up with a giant box of porn in my apartment.

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you passed the seventh grade

You would understand how laughably poorly (paired adverbs is always in bad taste, but I didn’t think you’d notice) those words operate in context with ‘of intercourse’ and realize you were being messed with

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Paired adverbs are fine if you're Courtney Stodden.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

You can PREVIEW your comments before you post them.

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

by CJHutch on Nov 17, 2011 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Can I get an Amen?

That iH8 is back? Wouldn’t have been Dallas week without him.

by Maroon and Black on Nov 17, 2011 2:01 PM EST reply actions  

Amen!

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by iH8dallas on Nov 17, 2011 2:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sigh,!!!!

Wish this post was relevant

by Musiccitynorm on Nov 17, 2011 4:34 PM EST reply actions  

Funny stuff
More often than not a Cowboys fan is also a Yankees fan and claim that the Steelers are their “other team”.

But this was just wrong, no cowboys fan, “bandwagon” (as you and the eagle fans are so concerned with) or otherwise would claim the Steelers as they “other team”

He who laughs last, thinks slowest
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name"
"Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree"

by BigBad Joe on Nov 17, 2011 4:55 PM EST reply actions  

Says Big Bald Joe, who according to his profile is a fan of:

    Cowboys
    Cubs
    Pistons
    Blackhawks
    Georgia Tech
    Northwestern

Hop off the Big Bald Joe!

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by Parks Smith on Nov 17, 2011 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

haha

i’d love to hear his explanation for that one

by travisjh86 on Nov 18, 2011 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Feel free to go read the profile,

it explains it, 9 states in the first 18 years growing up, but i guess reading the whole thing might be taxing

He who laughs last, thinks slowest
"Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name"
"Really love your peaches, want to shake your tree"

by BigBad Joe on Nov 21, 2011 3:02 PM EST up reply actions  

More taxing than Rogaine trying to work on your scalp

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by Parks Smith on Nov 21, 2011 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

funny stuff, i lol'd.

but my humor is weird, i also lol’d after deangelo hall’s barbecue sauce comments earlier this season. that was some tangy shit, right there.

by johnnypocket on Nov 17, 2011 5:56 PM EST reply actions  

Heretic!

Burn him!

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 17, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

So it's Friday, what are Cowboys fans doing?

1. Welfare check didn’t come because it’s not the first of the month…bummer.
2. Call best friend on pre-paid phone for ride to methadone clinic.
3. Buy a single cigarette at the gas station for .35 cents.
4. It’s cold so they bundle up in their circa 1992 Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket.
5. Watching Jerry Springer.
6. Wonder why they can’t log on to their MySpace account at the public library.
7. Pass out because methadone made them tired.
8. Trying unsuccessfully to pick up high school chicks at the mall.

What a wonderful life.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 10:04 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Watching Jerry Springer? You mean they're on Jerry Springer?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

They're on Maury, getting DNA tested by fat chicks.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

1. Welfare check didn’t come because it’s not the first of the month…bummer.
2. Call best friend on pre-paid phone for ride to methadone clinic.
3. Buy a single cigarette at the gas station for .35 cents.
5. Watching Jerry Springer.
6. Wonder why they can’t log on to their MySpace account at the public library.
7. Pass out because methadone made them tired.
8. Trying unsuccessfully to pick up high school chicks at the mall

So did you just copy and paste your “to-do” list?

by Zeno on Nov 18, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He only does number 8

Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.

by 64ShagginWagon on Nov 18, 2011 9:06 PM EST up reply actions  

You have to get with the times

Its facebook not myspace. Geez if you’re gonna try to insult us please get it right.

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

OH DEAR GOD DON'T HELP THEM

That was the whole point….

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 19, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Sometimes to get the flames to run out

You have to add more fuel to the fire :D

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 2:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

by CJHutch on Nov 19, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

didn't realize facebook had spread to the boonies of texas

I guess the 10 year lapse between reality and your shithole has passed, just wait till you hear about these new things called an iphone

by travisjh86 on Nov 21, 2011 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

haha I love how it's supposed to be "roast-esqe" and Cowboys fans take it so seriously...

Do they really think a loss is going to hurt us? And then they’ll come on here and talk shit. That Mikeillie guy who posted above has been doing it every Dallas week for years, and he still hasn’t drunken that stale Keystone Light from his profile pic.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Dont worry you guys are clearly showing which fans are the bottom of the barrel

This type of thing is quite overboard and seems quite pathetic to me, but i hope you guys enjoy it because there will be nothing to enjoy come gametime for skins fans

by 19Miles on Nov 18, 2011 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

And you are quite lame.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Cowboys fans are skilled and experience in making signs out of cardboard.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:08 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

And I don't know why you're bashing a Twilight fan...

when we all know next Friday at this time you’ll be out on Black Friday stocking up on jorts

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, your normal game day outfit

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha that shit is just nasty

I understand, you twilight fans have gotta stick up for each other though

by 19Miles on Nov 18, 2011 12:21 PM EST up reply actions  

How do you know so much about Twilight?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Excuse me while I vomit

That is nasty.

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

What IH8 said.. But worse. Yeah.

My inlaws are Dallas fans.. Never been to Texas.. They have a silver artificial Christmas tree with blue balls… I married their daughter and do Not have blue balls. Doing my best to eliminate the Cowboy gene Rex Grossman style… HTTR!

by ShaneNC on Nov 18, 2011 12:21 PM EST via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

I guarantee they can't name more than 5 players on the Cowboys.

That’s what makes them so insufferable.

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by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:25 PM EST up reply actions  

#19 Miles Davis
  1. Emmit Smiff
  2. Tony Aikman
  3. Michael Irving
  4. Tony Romos
  5. Rogie Stawbacks

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Don't forget

Dionne Saunders and D.O.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 9:16 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

this thread has provided many lolz for me today. i’m gonna go ahead and predict a huge blowout for the cowboys. I’m so bandwagon that if yall win, i’ll never come back to own it up, but if we win i’ll come back and post about how good we are.

Go Cowboys

by dsmith12 on Nov 19, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

p.s.

where’ my newports at?

Go Cowboys

by dsmith12 on Nov 19, 2011 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

at least

Her

Yer honest about yer potential cowardice.

Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.

by CJHutch on Nov 20, 2011 1:34 AM EST up reply actions  

a silver and blue Christmas tree is actually called a

Hanukkah tree…being silver and blue are the colors of Hanukkah. Are they Jewish or just celebrating the wrong holiday?

by liger99 on Nov 18, 2011 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Since you guys have nothing else to enjoy about football other than hating my team

than i quess i will withdraw my complaints and leave you all to grovel in the crap which is this thread

by 19Miles on Nov 18, 2011 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

you quess?

Your football team? You own the Cowboys?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He's a silent partner...probably from Ohio.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions  

It seems you do Mr. Jones.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Apparently you do, or you wouldn't have responded to this thread at all.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

And stop making excuses to leave and go finish your World of War Craft game

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 12:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he's checking his Farmville crops.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I will as long as you and iH8dallas

dont go makeout with your cardboard cutouts of all your favorite twilight characters haha

by 19Miles on Nov 18, 2011 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

You go away for that long and this is what you come up with?

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Code for : Someone else at the library needs the computer.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

*Then...and for goodness sakes, capitalize.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 12:29 PM EST up reply actions  

It would be my pleasure.

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

I have wasted half an hour at work...

Reading all of the comments with this post. I have to say that I am jumping on the Bandwagon (or starting it myself) to allow iH8’s self imposed exile to end.

It is refreshing to see such great discourse taking place (for you cowgirl fans discourse is not what happens when you pull out). In a society that is becoming more vaginafied by the day, it is great to see someone take a stand and stand behind it.

Posts like this is what being a fan is all about. Thank you iH8.

HTTR and pass the Kool-Aid.

by WestCoastHokie on Nov 18, 2011 1:21 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

i second this

I love post like this. HTTR

by no more kwame's in dc on Nov 18, 2011 1:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Thank you.

OCCUPY Hogs Haven!

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!

by iH8dallas on Nov 18, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats a lot of bacon

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

It is refreshing to see such great discourse taking place (for you cowgirl fans discourse is not what happens when you pull out). In a society that is becoming more vaginafied by the day, it is great to see someone take a stand and stand behind it.

Well this is why Hogs Haven is a sh*thole and BtB is actually readable and filled with knowledge.

by Zeno on Nov 18, 2011 3:40 PM EST reply actions  

What's the "*" stand for?

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by Parks Smith on Nov 18, 2011 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps you should return to your
actually readable and filled with knowledge

place of reading using your thinking machine and reflect on your delusions of eloquence?

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 18, 2011 4:23 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Zeno....It is called a rivalry and it is what makes sports great!

If you want knowledge, I invite you to read articles that Kevin, Ken, Parks, Ukredskin and Steveo26 write. They are some of the most knowledgeable and articulate writers/bloggers that I read. But this was written to generate passion, rivalry and a little hatred. iH8 used an interesting literary genre, it is called Satire…look it up.

Do I want the Skins to win this weekend? Yes! Would I like to Orakpo or Kerrigan channel their inner Dexter Manley and put Romo out (on a clean hit) a la Danny White? Absolutely. But do I think these are going to happen? Not so much so.

Relax a little, boom down and embrace and enjoy the rivalry.

It’ll be alright little partner.

by WestCoastHokie on Nov 18, 2011 5:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I really don't understand why

The Cowboys fans are all upset here.

This guy wrote a great, funny, intentionally biased piece – its good stuff. Take it for what it is.

When you come to this site, expect to be bashed – and remember what it was like on BGN – at least these guys have some humor.

In addition, remember what it was like last year for a Cowboys fan, which is similar to what the Redskins are going through this year. At least their douchey owner didn’t make any grand pronouncements like the Cowboys douchey owner did.

Do I want to see a 44-3 Cowboys victory? Sure. What I want to see more is that both teams return to prominence so that the games mean something the two times they play each year.

Hang in Skins fans, best of luck next year.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 19, 2011 7:52 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

You shouldn't expect too much of your brethren (read: uncles/cousins).

After all, this is a regular size helmet:

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 9:26 AM EST up reply actions  

Read: brothers

Sigh. If you’re gonna try and put someone down, could you know your definitions please?

Hope that me being a bit harsh didn’t make you cry…. Nevermind, I see that it did.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 19, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions  

The density of your responses is reaching black hole status.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 3:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

Jimbo knows what brethren means. He slipped the haterade in there all sneaky-like. He’s a slick bastard :) And Jim America only cries during the Star-Spangled Banner

by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 19, 2011 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure he does.

He’s a Skins fan. I think that stands on its own.

Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

"Meanwhile, like a bitter wine, Philadelphia’s jealousy fermented in the dark cellars of pride and resentment. With no playoff hopes of their own, Eagles fans turned towards hating the Cowboys." Steve Sabol, NFL films

by Nickthegrip on Nov 19, 2011 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I didn't think we'd have to spell it out for you.

I guess I overestimated you cowboys fans. Which is saying something.

by TheDeepBall on Nov 19, 2011 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

If that dude sat in front of me

I might have to kick him down the stairs. Being a fanatic is one thing, but being an asshat who blocks someone’s view is totally different.

by BAFGA on Nov 20, 2011 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

I have to agree

Redskins get creative when it comes to hating the Cowboys and to truly master it a comment or article just has to have “IT” or Zing. Something that really just rankles but does it with a well positioned quip. Its so boring to go to the Eaglols websites at least here there is imagination.

You can really feel the hate being powered by all the burning pig manure….

Carry on

The Garrett Guillotine demands more blood!
by Blue Eyed Devil on Sep 5, 2011 3:30 PM PDT

If you're going to eat poison, you might as well lick the plate.

by Final Frame on Nov 19, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Do I want to Redskins to be relevant?

No. I want to beat them like a tow headed stepchild for all of the coming years.

1. Hope Shanahan coaches there for 10 years.
2. Can’t wait to watch the Skins NAWT run the ball well on Sunday.
3. And a quick early lead so Sexy Rexy has to throw. A lot.
4. DeMarco Murray rampages for 200 froms crimmage,
5. Redskins tears. Those sweet, sweet tears.

by bloodyhanded on Nov 19, 2011 10:38 AM EST reply actions  

Don't worry about relevance for a while.

Dan Snyder still owns the team.

Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos

by Tom Ryle on Nov 19, 2011 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

And three Lombardis

Formerly Pineywoods - different name, same cockeyed view of the world.
Jason Garrett - Lord of Order
Rob Ryan - Lord of Chaos

by Tom Ryle on Nov 19, 2011 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Al Davis won a lot of championships when he became a meddling, crazy, old man

Enjoy the next 20 years.

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by Parks Smith on Nov 19, 2011 9:21 PM EST up reply actions  

We will

We get to beat you 40 times.

by Mikellie on Nov 19, 2011 10:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Who is trying to renege on the deal he made with God.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 19, 2011 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Just saw this

I said I wasn’t going to post again to the site this year, but your write-up inspired me. This is the last week I’ll be significantly interested in what the Redskins do on game day. This is the biggest game of our season. No holding back. Ship the cowboys outta here in body bags… Okay – that was my last post until the skins give us something else to talk about that we haven’t already discussed thoroughly over the Redskins lost decade.

by Kurtstack on Nov 20, 2011 12:45 AM EST reply actions  

He's on IR, dummy.

Though your interest in short shorts is noted.

Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe

by Jim America on Nov 20, 2011 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

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