Hating With H8 : The Dallas Edition

BTW before you start TO was a solid player with the Bengals and Bills. He has been a solid team guy as well. Nobody works harder than TO. He would be cheap and our #1 receiver!

I dont want to jinx it but can you imagine the backlash if the Skins pull out a W? The media is faster to pass judgement on the Cowboys/Romo than any other sports entity…which is insane when you think about it. One week Romo gives up a game and the media CRUSHES him. The next week he has a great game and the media gets down on their knees to swallow some of that hot Romo magic….

What is it with these media fools? One bad game and he is the worst QB of all time who will never take the Cowboys anywhere and the next good game he has they suddenly use it as proof positive that not only is Romo the best QB in the NFC East but he is truly one of the league’s elite!!!? Well which is it ESPN!!!??

I for one have a smile from ear to ear just thinking about the national media’s backlash if the Skins pull out a W in a closely contested rivalry that has proven in years past to be anybody’s game. They would absolutely crucify him one week after proclaiming him elite. This is the modern day world of sports and I’m not sure I buy in to it.

20-17? Are you feeling depressed this morning? What’s the matter? Everyone knows the defense will score at least three touchdowns by itself this week, and Banks is clearly due for a couple of return TD’s as well. That’s 35 right there, before Sexy Rexy gets to dropping bombs on their defense with his canon right arm. I’m going with 52 to 3!

Man in Cowboys jersey Tases Jets fans at game

By the look of his mug shot, he’s a Michael Irvin fan.

I live in Frederick and only have 1 friend who is a cowboys fan that was actually born in Texas. He’s the only one I do not mind, he is also a fan of the longhorns and astros, he’s pretty consistent. Coincidentally hes also the only one who knows that Dallas is not the capitol of Texas.

But this:

Also take notice of the aroma they give off. It’s a horrible combination of stale Newport smoke, freshly cashed disability checks, oxycontin and McDonald’s dollar menu fries.

This was the climax of my day.

That one might actually be doable.

I started thinking about where I see Cowgirls fans. You nailed it. I study at the library sometimes and there are two guys that wear Girls stuff. Started laughing.

I was a little let down you didn’t go into Jerry and his plastic face.

I will say you missed the Lakers as a huge bandwagon team. Cowgirls, Spankees, Notre Dame football, Duke basketball, Fakers, Cindy and the Penguins, and Man U.

Love the hate. As a native Texan with a graduate degree and Cowboys fan since 1965, I relish the open disdain and outright nastiness of the NFC East rivalries. The front page here at HH is getting a tad depressive. Glad you are stepping up with some outright trash talk.

Oh, and Fear the Star.

You suck and I laughed.

and Fear the Star.

Mr.iH8dallas , what you’ve just said … is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

I’ll make this my Paradise Lost (which for you Dallas fans is a book poem).

I helped you fix your masterpiece.

When in the midst of a Cowboys fan you will first hear them…

I understand your envy, but really? You want to crawl inside a Cowboys fan? Odd, but to each his…own.. I guess?

Funny you mention smells as well… I’ll be watching the game this weekend with a couple of my buddies who are Skins fans. The only smell emanating from them is failure. And shame.

The Cowboys fans still have dial-up, so it takes a while to refresh the page.

It is poor grammar, but it is not really a double negative.

Everything else is perfect though

More often than not a Cowboys fan is also a Yankees fan and claim that the Steelers are their “other team”.

But this was just wrong, no cowboys fan, “bandwagon” (as you and the eagle fans are so concerned with) or otherwise would claim the Steelers as they “other team”

1. Welfare check didn’t come because it’s not the first of the month…bummer.
2. Call best friend on pre-paid phone for ride to methadone clinic.
3. Buy a single cigarette at the gas station for .35 cents.
4. It’s cold so they bundle up in their circa 1992 Dallas Cowboys Starter jacket.
5. Watching Jerry Springer.
6. Wonder why they can’t log on to their MySpace account at the public library.
7. Pass out because methadone made them tired.
8. Trying unsuccessfully to pick up high school chicks at the mall.

What a wonderful life.

Lets see you post some crap like this after we beat you once again

The Cowboys fans are all upset here.

This guy wrote a great, funny, intentionally biased piece – its good stuff. Take it for what it is.

When you come to this site, expect to be bashed – and remember what it was like on BGN – at least these guys have some humor.

In addition, remember what it was like last year for a Cowboys fan, which is similar to what the Redskins are going through this year. At least their douchey owner didn’t make any grand pronouncements like the Cowboys douchey owner did.

Do I want to see a 44-3 Cowboys victory? Sure. What I want to see more is that both teams return to prominence so that the games mean something the two times they play each year.

Hang in Skins fans, best of luck next year.

No. I want to beat them like a tow headed stepchild for all of the coming years.

1. Hope Shanahan coaches there for 10 years.
2. Can’t wait to watch the Skins NAWT run the ball well on Sunday.
3. And a quick early lead so Sexy Rexy has to throw. A lot.
4. DeMarco Murray rampages for 200 froms crimmage,
5. Redskins tears. Those sweet, sweet tears.