A Plead for iH8dallas
by Parks Smith on Nov 14, 2011 9:34 AM EST
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PrintThis is a plead to ThrowDownBigMan to lift the ban of iH8dallas just for this week. It's Dallas week in DC and we need all the Dallas hate we can get, and we need our village idiot to put together the Haterade. I can only imagine what iH8 does with his life with this ban (which looks like it will never end), the poor guy has probably been relegated to reading about the MLS playoffs and the NBA lockout.
It's Dallas Week and the release of the Twilight movie, so this is clearly the biggest week in young iH8s life. So free the kid! FREE iH8! Let him loose on those pokes atop in Jurrah's world ! Once Dallas week concludes and iH8 predicts the correct outcome and score (31 points for the Skins), then the bet and ban is back on and he cannot return until the Skins have won two more games. But set him free on Dallas week!
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I rec this message.
"Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, first make sure that you’re not, in fact, surrounded by assholes." - William Gibson
The ih8 love is winning me over
Free that harmonica-playing bama!
by Ken Meringolo on Nov 14, 2011 2:41 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Was trying to channel my inner iH8
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by Parks Smith on Nov 14, 2011 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Did nobody plea for me to come back?
Counting cards isn't illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Let's bring him back
The ban does seem cruel, and I miss the fun. Please return, Ih8Dallas!
Besides, what other fun is there on the run for the #2 pick in the draft? That’s right, I’m predicting Washington gets the #2 overall pick, right after Indy.
Formerly KS and CS
by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Nov 14, 2011 11:02 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
You're a good man. I just sent him an email.
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by Parks Smith on Nov 14, 2011 11:08 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Agree with Parks
It’s just not the same without iH8. I didn’t realize he wasn’t supposed to come back until 2 game have been won. I assumed he was sitting in a cloud of marijuana trying to manage his anxiety.
As soon as I heard about the bet I figured we wouldn't see him till next year sometime.
Cut Brandon "Stabby" Banks. That is all.
Only his frothy optimism can restore balance to Hogs Haven
Help us iH8dallas, you’re our only hope.
Now I have a vision
of Ih8 with princess Leia earmuff hair.
Formerly KS and CS
by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Nov 14, 2011 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
TWO Games?
Does preseason count, or does it end at the end of the season, regardless?
Otherwise, he may NEVER return….
No Danny, Nooooooo - Tom Landry, 1982., and Washington Redskins fans, 1999-
A more reasonable bet would have been...
The Redskins offense has to score 31 points, TOTAL (not in a single game), starting with the game in question. I mean, we have to hit the mark eventually before the end of the season…. right?
I offered him more reasonable bets
like the loser going to opening night of Twighlight dressed as Bella and posting the pics on here. He didn’t want that one.
Formerly KS and CS
by ThrowItDownBigManThrowItDown on Nov 14, 2011 6:30 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Gah
Would have been beyond epic…
by Bullet Nation in Exile on Nov 16, 2011 8:43 AM EST up reply actions
no need for anyone to get arrested as a pedophile over a bet.
by TheDeepBall on Nov 17, 2011 12:46 PM EST up reply actions
It's not about need.
Jarvis Jenkins
Kory Lichtensteiger
Tim Hightower
Santana Moss
Chris Cooley
Phillip Buchanon
Byron Westbrook
Tashard Choice
Oshiomoghu Atogwe
Let him back! We need all the help we can get
We havent had a lead since he’s been gone. I propose a condition of his probation being that he predicts our score to be 7 points or less. Being very superstitious, his predictions are holding us back! We win with the reverse prediction
What the fuck did he do to get banned?
I’m under the impression that you guys are pretty lenient around here. Not a bad thing, but you don’t ban regular members very often.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
He was never banned. He was banished and a gentlemans agreement and adhered by it.
He was at no point banned.
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by Parks Smith on Nov 15, 2011 11:09 AM EST up reply actions
Haha, a gentleman honors his bets
I do agree though, we need iH8 for this week, most assuredly!
Hail to 'Em
by SkinsaneAsylum on Nov 15, 2011 2:17 PM EST up reply actions
Cue opposing team's fans calling us immature and ignorant
Embrace it, gentlemen.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
That's kind of the reaction I go for.
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART 1 – IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 18TH!!!!!
by iH8dallas on Nov 15, 2011 3:52 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Eff em
Look at the team we root for. If we can’t handle being called a coupla ‘I’ words, then what the hell are we doing here.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
What are ya, Jewish or somethin'?
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Nov 16, 2011 1:18 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Oh lighten up...
:P
‘Contrairiwise,’ continued Tweedledee, ‘if it was so, it might
be; and if it were so, it would be: but as it isn’t, it ain’t. That’s
logic.’ — Through the Looking Glass, Lewis Carroll
by TerroristFistJab on Nov 16, 2011 11:00 AM EST up reply actions
Damn
Yer particularly ornery today. Somebody slip you decaf?
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Not really
I’m was up half the night because I couldn’t sleep.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
I was up
ALL NIGHT because I couldn’t sleep. My work would be very upset if I slept all night.
Where do they teach you to talk like this? In some Panama City "Sailor wanna hump-hump" bar, or is it getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
Doesn’t bother me, I’d assume half my comments have vulgar language in them. Just other blogs aren’t too lenient on that so the topic of banned combined with fuck madem e laugh
oh ok
Because I curse like a sailor so I wanted to make sure I wasn’t out of line.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
you don't need to say it's fucking sarcasm.
God fucking damnit.
Contrary to popular belief, I am not Jewish.
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