Hogs Haven Fantasy Football League #1: Week 4 Review
Week 4 saw the toppling of one of the last two un-beatens (Ken), and the rising of two winless teams (Parks and Cdavis). Just as there is parity in the NFL, so there is parity in HogsHaven fantasy football.
Week 1 Results:
(Shvd98v24) cANtstOpLOsINg; defeated (Travisjh86) Rusty Rectums; 315-197
Shvd came out stomping in what I called the game of the week in the last post. 57 points from DeSean Jackson was huge, and 46 points from Jimmy Graham was a pleasant surprise for him. Rusty Rectums tried the old "only start one defense in a two defense league" trick that Deep Ball tried a couple weeks ago. Unfortunately for Travisjh, sub-par Rex Grossman (9 points) and Rob Gronkowski (3 points) performances plus an Andre Johnson injury spelled defeat.
(Parks Smith) RVA’s Chicken Salad defeated (Ken Meringolo) StupidSexyFlanders; 279-272
This matchup turned out to be the game of the week. Parks managed his first win, and it came against Ken’s undefeated squad. Parks had talked trash against a number of league members this week, but he backed it up- overcoming a negative point performance from BOTH his QBs, Joe Flacco (-1) and Chad Henne (-2). Arian Foster’s return (57 points), the resurgence of Hakeem Nicks (62 points), and almost a hundred points in combined defense was just enough to take down Ken, who for yet another week started the injured Danny Amendola.
(CarverM) The SexCannon Cometh defeated (Matt Lilly) Frerotte is Frreal; 241-230
CarverM enjoyed a 61 point performance by the Redskins defense along with good performances by Calvin Johnson and Dwayne Bowe. Matt Lilly was unable to overcome the team effort despite a 42 point performance from Philip Rivers and 57 points from the Jets defense. This close loss leaves Matt Lilly as the final winless team in the league.
(preppiejack) Zimatose PreppieJack defeated (TheDeepBall) TheDeepBall; 220-151
Darren Sproles (26 points) and Eric Decker (23 points) were Deep Ball’s only > 20 point players this week in what has to be considered a down week. Preppiejack rode 45 points from Eli Manning and 47 points from Houston defense to victory.
(Cdavis627) Downfield Abstinence defeated (HogHunter) HogHunter; 284-209
Cdavis finally got his first win (still ranks 4th in overall points), and it came at the cost of a HogHunter team who has fallen to 5th in the standings. HogHunter had a little Cam Newton magic (67 points), but four of his other positions were either single digit or negative point performances. Cdavis put up big points again with 72 from Michael Vick and 95 (WOW) points from Baltimore defense. Cdavis is coming up fast for playoff contention.
(Diesel 44) Diesel44 defeated (ScottE) Osprey; 273-259
Diesel continued on trucking (pun intended) and now is the only undefeated team remaining. Wes Welker had 61 points, and Diesel also had four other individuals at around or above 30 points. Osprey put up a good fight with 91 (WOW) points from Aaron Rodgers and 58 points from Steve Smith, however it was not enough.
Key Transactions prior to this week ($100 season-long team budget):
Downfield Abstinence got Mike Thomas off of mid-week waivers for $5
Preppiejack got Torrey Smith off of waivers for $35 (okay, I get it, it was a bit much, but I was desperate)
Downfield Abstinence got Robert Meachem off of waivers for $5
Parks Smith got Brandon Pettigrew off of waivers for $2
Current Standings (HH username, team name, record, points):
Division 1
#2 (Ken Meringolo) StupidSexyFlanders, 3-1-0, 1070.90 points
#4 (CarverM) The SexCannon Cometh, 3-1-0, 874.05 points
#6 (preppiejack) Zimatose PreppieJack, 2-2-0, 853.09 points
#8 (Travisjh86) Rusty Rectums, 2-2-0, 777.56 points
#9 (Cdavis627) Downfield Abstinence, 1-3-0, 1010.58 points
#10 (ScottE) Osprey, 1-3-0, 885.06 points
Division 2
#1 (Diesel 44) Diesel44, 4-0-0, 1144.98 points
#3 (Shvd98v24) cANtstOpLOsINg, 3-1-0, 1046.79 points
#5 (HogHunter) HogHunter, 2-2-0, 925.76 points
#7 (TheDeepBall) TheDeepBall, 2-2-0, 789.90 points
#11 (Parks Smith) RVA’s SilverBacks, 1-3-0, 839.48 points
#12 (Matt Lilly) Frerotte is Frreal, 0-4-0, 855.36 points
Week 5’s Key Matchup: A Double–Header
#2 (Ken Meringolo) StupidSexyFlanders vs. #3 (Shvd98v24) cANtstOpLOsINg
And...
#1 (Diesel 44) Diesel44 vs. #4 (CarverM) The SexCannon Cometh
All of the top teams (teams with no more than 1 loss) are battling each other this week in what should shake up the playoff race into a much clearer picture. My predictions are: Diesel44 and Shvd (since Ken continues to start an injured Danny Amendola for "team unity," and that may prove to be the difference in this close week). Since I am feeling silly, I will attach a poll this week.
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Just did (I countered just now)
It’s hard to do from work because its blocked, so I have to use the web on my phone (the yahoo FF app doesn’t let you view trades), and its clunky using such a detailed site on a tiny screen.
I think my phone may be all messed up.
I got an email saying you proposed something, but it still shows on the web, the trade I proposed. Did you counter my latest offer?
No, the two trades were slightly different
One was Rice, T. Smith, and Plax; the other was Rice, T. Smith, and Woodhead.
All I have to say about y'alls trade is WOW
Preppie goes from having the best RB tandem in the league to one of the worst stables. And Deep Ball now, officially, has the worst fantasy WR corps ever assembled.
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Must be nice...
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Cutler/Flacco... Suck it PickerHead
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Did you know that a NFL season has more than 4 weeks in it?
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haha
but Colt’s been pretty consistent through those 4 weeks (no less than 20 points in a game), whereas Mr. Flacco recently threw for a -0.23 performance.
My QBs > your QBs

You have the most micromanaged team in the history of fantasy football.
I’m curious, if Coly McCoy is such a tremendous points earner how come your haven’t started him since Week 1 with Fitz stashed on your bench? Talk shit when you actually use your player.
Since you’re so confident, how bout a bet? Your QBs vs. mine total fantasy points Weeks 5-17, whatever duo produces the most points (used in games) gets the other teams 1st round pick in next year’s draft…? DEAL?
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AAAAWWWWWW.....
SSSHHHHHIIIITTTTTTTT!!! It’s getting real now mother fockers!!!!! I like the passion Parks!!!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
haha
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Total fantasy points
for the full season, and you’re on. Cutler and Flacco vs. Fitzpatrick and McCoy.
Injuries to any of the four QBs void the agreement.
Your QBs vs. mine total fantasy points Weeks 5-17, whatever duo produces the most points (used in games) gets the other teams 1st round pick in next year’s draft
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Don't change the bet around if you're so confident....
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ha
I’m not about to change my preferred lineup if I think another player has a better chance to explode on a given week in order to win a bet. I don’t care if one is on my bench, I said my QBs are better straight up and so far, they have been, a combined total of 269 to 210. I haven’t played McCoy because there is a need to establish consistency with such a young QB. It doesn’t mean I don’t have confidence in him, it just means I play the game safe, and restricting my lineup because I want to win a bet is poor use of my players.
excuses...excuses...excuses
Just do week 5-17 then.
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You won't bet QB with higher point totals for 1st rounder next year, weeks 5 trhough fantasy playoffs?
You talk shit and brag, but won’t back it up with a bet?
Flacco/Cutler vs. Fitz/McCoy
Put your money (or draft picks) where your mouth is if you’re so confident.
Why would I bet on the past?
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Don't need to.
I have the numbers bud. That’s really all that matters.
Oh and that trade, LeSean for Tolbert and Julio, I really hope that was a joke.
What numbers? You don't want to do the bet now?
Put your money where your mouth is or stop running it.
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hey man
stop running it.
you started it.
the numbers being 269 to 210, of course. I said my QBs are better and they have the numbers to back it up. don’t need a bet to prove it, they’ve already proven it for me. I am simply not a gambling man.
I started it? You were trying to say McCoy was a better deal than Cutler
You haven’t proven it, the season is more than just four weeks.
Total fantasy points
for the full season, and you’re on. Cutler and Flacco vs. Fitzpatrick and McCoy.
Injuries to any of the four QBs void the agreement.
What are you so afraid of? Unless you think you were wrong or something? It ridiculous that you hype McCoy up and try to push him on me but you don’t even play him yourself.
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AKA NO JUEVOS
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Didn't I say it was a joke in the first place?
As much as I like McCoy I wouldn’t trade Nicks for him, but I DEFINITELY wouldn’t trade Nicks for Cutler. I already told you why I didn’t play McCoy through the first quarter of the season, why do you keep bringing it up?
How come every time you do or say something that people in this league disagree with, it ends up being a joke?
Multiple owners have received ridiculous, persistent trade offers from you and when they are denied they “are just a joke”…
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Not sure where you're getting that from
I’ve only named, what, 2 or 3 joke trades? What “ridiculous, persistent” trade offers are these, exactly?
Yea your 11% success rate is awesome
Congrats on collecting another useless WR
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Antonio Brown
is not only the clear #2 receiver on his team, but he is consistently improving (He was targeted a team-high 10 times last week) and he returns kicks. His lowest point total this season was 14 points in week 1, and since then he has not scored less than 18 points, and has not scored fewer points than he had in a previous week for all 4 weeks in a row. He is far from “useless”.
whoops
wait, he had 19 points in week 2 and 18 in week 3, so disregard that 2nd-to-last part.
Dyslexia, derp.
Hey man...
whatever makes you feel better
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See: League Message Board
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There are 2 trades described there.
2. Just 2. And I specifically stated they were jokes. Honestly I’m insulted you think I’m stupid enough to offer Knowshon Moreno, Denarius Moore, and Blaine Gabbert for Fred Jackson, Victor Cruz, and Mark Ingram with any hope whatsoever of it being accepted. And I only offered that trade 1 single time so it’s not exactly “persistent” either. Get outta here, now you’re talking out of your ass.
Speaking of ass, your team stinks
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I think LeSean McCoy
Darren Sproles, and Ray Rice would disagree with you.
Now, if my 2nd and 3rd RBs were, say, Mike Tolbert and Joseph Addai, I might have to agree with you.
I think the # of points your team has scored speaks for itself
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Don't know if you noticed
but my team is almost completely different now. And last week was a fluke.
Your RBs are greatly improved, but your WRs stank.
Also things are going to get cold in Buffalo and you know what that means…
Man you are full of excuses
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I don't know why you're so down on Decker and Brown
but Fitzpatrick plays a lot of games against very weak pass defenses, I’m not sure how much the cold’s going to effect his production. Especially considering he was the 10th best fantasy QB last season through the 13 games he played.
Besides, my WRs already sucked, I don’t think I’ve seen anything but improvement after these trades.
Look guys.....
I can have a complete cage setup in a few days…..I have one question…..which one of you is Cooley….and which one is Romo?
Dream Team who??????
Only Romo would say that!!!!
Dream Team who??????
by shvd98z24 on Oct 6, 2011 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's just great man, I'm sure he'll keep it up when everyones healthy and Tim Tebow is running in circles
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haha I thought about that as I was writing...
All this trade action I’m getting on my WRs is getting me fired up, maybe this team really could be Chicken Salad.
As for DeepBall, he has a new mascot:
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That's Frank.....
Parks is Mike then…because his roster is slim. American Pickers kicks ass Deep!!!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
haha
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It is a good analogy....
for Deeps front office moves though….haha!!!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
They are pickers.....
they travel the country looking for beat up old barns and houses with tons of shit in the yard…..they pick through it and buy some of the junk to resell!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
I'm not going to talk trash this week
1) This team sucks (IRENE!!!!!!)
2) DOWN GOES HENNE!
3) Flacco on a bye
I have to start Curtis Painter, what a joke.
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I traded you Stevie Johnson out of sympathy for Manningham (even though Manningham was available to be drafted at the time).
And given that you just took down one of two unbeaten teams this week, I think you officially can’t complain about Irene anymore.
You do realize that there is more than one week in a season right?
You didn’t have to make that trade, and your 3rd string QB is doing better than any of mine. Do you think if I drafted I would actually have had to start freaking Curtis Painter? CURTIS PAINTER PREPPIE!
I have a nice little 3rd and 4th WRs that I don’t really need and anyone could have, but no one makes me trade offers.
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and your 3rd string QB is doing better than any of mine.
Like before the season any of us even saw Matt Hasslebeck starting ahead of Jake Locker by Week 5. I luck-boxed into Hasslebeck at the tail end of the draft.
That's fine, he wasn't a FA though...
I basically just needed arms and Henne/Collins were really my only choices at that point.
But like I said Julio and Jacoby are just sitting around, collecting dust…
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I'm starting Painter this week...
So its not a bad move…
Because I netted Hakeem Nicks in the trade
Wait for next week’s post, I don’t want to spoil all the excitement.
The reason he wasn’t a free agent is because I shot a dart at a board with Henne, Collins, and Hasslebeck’s name on it. Pre-season I would have considered all of them equivalent. Nobody saw the Hasslebeck uprising- I just got lucky. Had I taken one of the others, he’d of been yours.
And I may have a trade for you… but give me a little bit until I see how my roster shakes out today- DeepBall and I have been swatting back and forth.
NVM
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Parks....
take a look at my roster and see what you come up with……I am willing to work with you but overall…I am happy with my roster right now. There are obvious guys that aren’t going…but I am open to 65% of my roster turning over! This pretty much goes for everyone in the league…..I don’t get trade offers…I am guessing no one likes my roster…..but I win! You never know until you ask! I am willing to deal 2 for one to upgrade depth if anyone’s roster is low at a position.
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
Really......hahahaha.......
I know that was a joke……but damn!!! D.Moore, K.Moreno, and Gabbert for F.Jackson, Ingram, and Cruz??? I am glad you followed up saying it was a joke bc I would have ignored you the rest of the season!!! lol
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
come on man
how could anyone even consider that to be a fair trade? Did you really think I was that delusional?
Although if I wanted to make it really funny, I could’ve asked for Stafford too.
You play fantasy......
you know damned well crazy serious offers like that come through every now and then from some delusional putz. You almost lucked out because I almost accidently hit the accept instead of reject button……would have sucked!!! I am looking at some trades…..I have 3 different offers….will make a decision by tomorrow afternoon.
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
Yours is tough man.....
having a hard time……upgrades my 2nd QB but MJD is underperforming (as is Peterson) and I am scared about the QB situation in Jacksonville!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
No....I was still referring to Jacksonville bc of MJD.....
If Gabbert is ineffective passing….teams will be stacking the box against Jones-Drew….even though McFlab is taking a lot of heat in Minnesota…his stats are actually pretty respectible….at least enough to keep teams from keeping 8 in the box all the time! I rejected…but think I may come to regret it. This was a hard one!
Dream Team who??????
Roger that.
I actually had a bit of traders remorse after I submitted it, because I am pretty sure that Eli Manning is heating up right now.
SSSSHHHHHHHHH.......
I play Ken this week!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
I'm pretty much guaranteed a loss this week
but hopefully Week 6 will be a big one for me. Fingers crossed.
replays
can anyone tell me where i can watch redskins replay games for free?
Thanks preppiejack.......
for doing these. I wasn’t sure at first but I actually like these weekly posts you are doing. Well written, entertaining, and by the back and forth between Parks Deep above, are actually making the league more interesting. Just wanted to let you know it’s appreciated!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
Something has to make the league more interesting then Ken making crazy rules, drafting his teams to benefit from those rules, then bailing… As new commish I’m reforming this league next year.
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I don't care what the scoring and rules are.....
we all play by the same rules. I am in 4 different leagues and the scoring ranges from 65-300 pt avg/week (I almost broke the 600 point barrier in one of them this week). I grade out my top 200 players…..then make a scoring chart that runs league avg weekly stats at each position. I then compare those scores and weight the positions based on that. Some leagues it’s better to go QB in round 1….some it’s better to go RB. I also take into account the number of starters at each position and have a draft plan going in. After that…..you have to really break down week one scoring across the board in case you missed something (like return yardage) and adjust accordingly. I am down for whatever you come up with next year!!! I hate all the whiners that piss and moan about their teams when they had every opportunity to draft like everyone else after reviewing the scoring (not referring to you…I know the hurricane bent you over hard). I think that’s why I don’t do lots of trading….by week 4….between the draft and free agency…I generally have a competitive team that I am happy with barring injury.
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
I really appreciate that Shvd!
I wasn’t sure in general.
Writing these takes a while to look up everything on my phone, but I’m glad its useful/enjoyable because that was my hope. I really see it as a forum to talk trash or follow whats going on if fantasy is blocked at work like it is at mine.
by preppiejack on Oct 6, 2011 1:18 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I appreciate your effort!
Blood is red, bruises are blue, but when Kerackpo is chasing you, you will be shitting on you!!!
haha...
I ripped you in that counterfeit HH league a couple weeks ago, not even sure how we got in that league?
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Not even playing any Defenses this week
but I wrote this one off as a loss yesterday, so not a big deal.
I might actually do that....
I have Atl againt GB and Car against NO…..fu**ing brutal!!!
Dream Team who??????
Didn't mean not to put a second defense in
just forgot too… This week might be different if I can’t trade for another QB, I will be starting Rexy on the bye week
Stop being a girl.....lol
I didn’t see enough benefit from yours……it was a wash. We will get something done at some point!
Dream Team who??????
LOL
I was mostly looking forward to the idea of my entire roster turning over in one week (aside from Defenses).
b/c it was a joke trade, GET IT GUYS!
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Man you're sensitive.
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You are both sensitive....
like herpes infected wieners……but it’s entertaining as hell.
Dream Team who??????
HEY! I'm NOT SENSITIVE, whoops...
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We already established yesterday
AKA NO JUEVOS
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funny how much you know about that part of me
where exactly are you perched with your binoculars and which of my bathroom windows are you looking through, sicko?
No no no.....
he just has one….and it hasn’t dropped….hence “TheDeepBall”!!! duh Deep….don’t get all shitty….it’s a joke!
Dream Team who??????
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