FINALLY!!!! It Is HERE!!!! DALLAS Hate Week...
by milcmann on Sep 6, 2010 11:00 AM EDT
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PrintI would first like to think all the pendants that have Dallas winning everything in the East this year. I hope that we can all help you in your journey to look stupid.
I know I have been drinking a lot of the grape drink this year but I Think we have a lot going for us. I am as always optimistic in spite of our hellatious schedule. We all have to remember that the rest of our division has the same crazy schedule. I really don’t understand why Dallas has so much hype thrown into their corner every year. To me they are all over hyped.
Shanny has been planning this season for over a year now. I mean the match-up there is too easy... Shanny or Wade fatty... If they didn’t have all that talent on the team to carry him he would have already been fired.
Talent? did I just really say that. This year Austin is going to draw the double coverage then that leaves Roy Williams and the rookie Bryant that has not even really practiced with Romo so they will be off... The O line is already wounded. The past 2 preseason games they look horrible. I know it’s all just preseason but you have to come up with better excuses than "vanilla Play calling" as T. Romo coined against the Texans. I’m just not buying any of it. None...
So let’s give them hell this week. If you see someone driving down the road with a Lone Star in their windshield given them a little loving tap at 60mph and let them know how you feel. If you see a blue a blue and silver jersey at the grocery store, help them with their produce by pelting as many tomatoes to their faces as you possibly can...
As the late Great Jim Zone once said "I'm proud to be a part of the Red and Black"... We should have known from right there that it was going to be a rough future... Let’s Go Burgundy and Gold... It’s time to shut up the pendants and teach them a new song. .....HTTR.....
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again... I am from NC which means I spell it as I say I...
I dont know why I typed pendents… I think it might have been the auto spell on this damned comp… Oh well most people here know im not all there in the head.
" IF YoU Are aRgUinG WiTh ME, YOU ArE WRonG!!!! "
jeezus
You didn’t say PENDENTS, you said PENDANTS. I was starting to think this was a baseball conversation. Also, I dunno who the Hell Jim ZONE is (woulda been a decent nickname if he ever got us there), but Jim ZORN said Maroon and Black, not red.
Ok, enough ball-busting, I like the post, love the optimism. I say Haynesworth plays his ASS off, if for no other reason than the douchebag wants to thumb his nose at all of Shanny’s offseason workouts.
I also say D-Mac has a good game after flubbing it his last 2 times against DallASS.
BTW- What HAVE you been drinking? I’m jealous as hell.
by CJHutch on Sep 6, 2010 9:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
yeah... no alcohol in my system at that point...
To my defense…The comp I was on has auto spell correct on it… I probably should have taken the time to reread my writings but i’m lazy like that..
" IF YoU Are aRgUinG WiTh ME, YOU ArE WRonG!!!! "
yeah yeah yeah.....
and I guess you were late to work because you had to put the Ferrari in the shop! HAHA
F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!! F*** DALLAS!!!
Ferrari? No No No
The Bugatti needed new tires. Thats why I had to drive the Accord in this week..
" IF YoU Are aRgUinG WiTh ME, YOU ArE WRonG!!!! "
Yeah...
Over at the Dallas camp, this poster would have been hunted down like a terrorist who had made a jihad on the english language.
You stay classy, D.C. You’re so much better than this…
"You can't live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you."
- John Wooden (God rest his soul)
And you needed to post that...why?
We’re rivals. We have harsh words for each other. Stop trolling.
I'm back. YAY SUMMER!
blah blah blah
You will get a true look at your team week one… Let me be the first to tell you that it is hard to have a winning season with 2 starters on the O line missing
" IF YoU Are aRgUinG WiTh ME, YOU ArE WRonG!!!! "
No one murders English
like a Texan. So I have to believe your soap box is only an inch or two tall. (not a Too Tall Jones reference, btw)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Um...
It was our defense that “coined” the term “vanilla playcalling” (at least they were the first to mention it this preseason) after the game against the Bills. I saw about 3 or 4 guys quoted using the word “vanilla” in reference to the defensive playcalling that game. But otherwise… F*** Dallas!
WOW.......great insight Kevin.....
I have been wondering about that topic all day. HAHA,,,,,Fail HTTR
There is a Dallas fan at my work who has a 'Dallas Week' sign up on his cube
I’m not sure what it means…shouldn’t it be ‘Redskins Week’? He is also a Yankees, Duke, and Celtic fan. I think he wants to trash-talk, but I won’t give him that privilege.
without a doubt
this is the greatest comment in the History of Hogs Haven
Well played sir, well played indeed
Pommylee
Internets down at my house
and Yahoo is blocked at work
About to go to an internet cafe tonight and do it, gotta find a way to get around the filter at work, its killing me.
I didnt get to set my draft order but fairly happy with my team (except for Eli as QB)
The main thing I want to do, is choose a LB any LB for my Def Specialist.
Pommylee
The only way he could possibly be a worse
individual is if he rooted for Notre Dame, too.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
For all my anti-shanahan feelings expressed in the off-season
I have full confidence in him as a game day coach, and especially in Shanny Junior as a co-ordinator. Now the offseason is over, I am fully behind the Shanny regime for the duration of the season as a scheme creator, play caller, clock manager, I have full faith, it is only at draft and Free Agency.
So in conclusion, negativity will take a back seat for a while
GO SKINS
(Quick Sidenote), bet against Houston this year, I think Shanny Junior developed a system that Schaub could thrive in, w/out him and with Tenesee reborn I can see Houston being under 500 by at least a couple of games this year.
Pommylee
I just dropped in to join in the hate-fest.
Hating on the brokebacks is a sport all its own. Good luck on gameday. The way their offense has looked so far in the preseason, 17 points should be good enough for victory, 28 points good enough for total humiliation. In a perfect fantasy, it’s over by halftime, and Shanahan spends the second half running up the score and letting your bench guys brutalize them. They need to leave town feeling so victimized that Jerrah has to pay for rape crisis intervention in order to get them ready for week 2.
Again, good luck.
"It's the sport of kings....better than diamond rings.....football."
Haters of a feather fantasizing again..
You sound about how your ID looks. Like a,……….
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
It appears you're at a loss for words robbo
Clown. That guy’s ID is a clown. You’re welcome.
Happy trolling Chief
Clown,......huh,.......oh yeah that's right. Thanks Cochise.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
A zombie clown, in fact....
undead and uninterested in feeble trollish mutterings. You have nothing to fear from the zombie clown, however, as he is only interested in brains.
Skins by 17. Sir Anthony the Uninspired throws 2 picks and is benched by halftime. Kitna sprains his knee by smashing into the Redskin Gatorade table while fleeing in terror from London Fletcher. Jason Garrett un-retires, suits up, and promptly gives up a safety by back-pedaling 50 yards into his own end zone.
That constant, never-ending, annoying sound you hear is not freeway traffic. Or crickets. Or your neighbors white noise generator. It is the incredibly powerful vacuum-like suction emanating from the direction of Dallas southern Oklahoma.
"It's the sport of kings....better than diamond rings.....football."
by Christopher H on Sep 8, 2010 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions
They don't call you Houston fans Bullcrappers for nothing.
You put the Bull in Bullcrap. Better yet, you put the crap in,……………….
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Cochise or Cochese??????
Cochise (pronounced /koʊˈtʃiːs/; Apache K’uu-ch’ish “oak”; c. 1805–June 8, 1874) was a chief (a nantan) of the Chokonen (“central” or “real” Chiricahua) band of the Chiricahua Apache and the leader of an uprising that began in 1861. Cochise County, Arizona is named after him
Cochese was a fictional police detective portrayed by a fictional character named Nathan Wind in a fictional TV show called Sabotage. This was the inspiration for the Beastie Boys video of the same name. Not to be confused with the indian guy, Cochise.
The first one,..........
Didn’t know about the second one. I guessing you have a point in all this biographical information concerning Cochise(s).
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Are there any idiots on your Dallas site from our blog posting stupid shit?
I really hope not. Please go back to blogging for the boys. Thanks Turbo.
What nothing profound to say about your team?
And,………That’s Mr. Robbo24 to you.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Sorry Buster
didn’t realize I was talking to the toughest guy on the internet. I’ll quit responding to your garbage here so you can focus on chat roulette and all of your internet girlfriends and such..
I didn't think so,.........
You are legion,…………it will come a time for you to exorcise all your demons later. Right now, I’m interested in seeing how many true fans Deadskins have on this site. None so far.
While hoping and praying you get a win on Sunday night. I’m sure that’s when all the frothing will begin,……….after the game. As Deadskins fans go.
But,……..anyways we’ll holla at chu Sunday night,………blog safe.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
No.....
was hoping clarification would help make your comment funny…..it’s still stupid. Hopefully when Romo is done choking on some cock….you can get him back on the field to choke against us. I heard Colombo is out for you guys….you could always call up that lady from Murder She Wrote (Angela Lansbury) and kinda stick with the theme. Later Annie Oakley!
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Hey, Hey Hey!!!!!!!
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Funny pic Troll-boy!
Yeah, we don’t like Fat Albert either, but we may be changing our minds if he crunches Tony Homo this Sunday.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
Well,........thanks there "Flying-Geo-Claptrap" guy.
I’d feel more threatened by that chick who beat him running before he passed his physical. I mean c’mon dude. The guy practically inhales donuts in his sleep. Besides, I think Shanny let him slide on that so-called passed physical.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
go on back to flogging the boys, man
you are obviously an imbecile and an embarrassment to football fans everywhere (except maybe Dallas, and thats understandable)
A Deadskins fan talking about embarrassment? Now that's funny.
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are not their stories,.......
Embarrassed? I don't think so....
Why would I be embarrassed to be a Redskins fan? The Burgundy and Gold had been winning championships and producing Hall of Famers since before your father was born. As has been stated, many times, we have more playoff wins in the last ten years than you. We have a coach with 2 superbowl rings, and you have, ahem, Wade Phillips….you must be very proud. True, we were lousy last year, you have a few 1-15 seasons in your history as well. Was the "swinging gate an embarrassing moment? sure. Are you old enough to remember Leon Lett? how about Jackie Smith? Being a cowboy fan must be like driving around town in a Ferrari with a 73 pinto engine, looks all nice and pretty from the outside, but you know full well its all an illusion and could break down at any second. I am, and always have been proud to be a fan of the Washington Redskins.
says it all
A first grade teacher tells her class that she is a Dallas Cowboy fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cowboy fans. Everyone in the class raises their hands except one girl. The teacher looks at the girl and says, “Jenny, why didn’t you raise your hand?” Jenny replied, “Because I’m not a Cowboy fan!” The teacher asked, “Well, if you aren’t a Cowboy fan, then who are you a fan of?” Jenny answered, “I’m a Redskin fan and proud of it!” The teacher couldn’t believe her ears. “Jenny, why are you a Redskin fan?!” Jenny replied, “Because my mom is a Redskin fan, my dad is a Redskin fan, so I’m a Redskin fan, too!” The teacher answered in an annoyed tone, “That is no reason for you to be a Redskin fan! You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a moron and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?!” Jenny smiled and said, “Then I’d be a Dallas Cowboy fan!”
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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