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Portis falling down Photoshop Finalists...

After the jump, the finalists from this photo.

Earlier this week we posted our contest details for winning a burgundy, Orakpo jersey. We got over 100 entries...nice work everyone as there are some hysterical ones. The Hogs Haven crew narrowed it down to the top 12 (not an easy task)..so if there's one thing you do today, check em out and vote for a winner. 

Voting will end at 2pm on Friday....poll is at the bottom of the page after the jump...  

Star-divide

 
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Portis_cats_medium


Portis_and_lucy_medium



Portis_slips_medium


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I'm not trying to be mean or anything

But I really don’t see how that one’s funny at all. I liked mine better, but I’m probably being a little biased.

by bigrm18 on Sep 30, 2010 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

looking back...

yea, the one “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” is better. I blame Ken. Will tack it on below.

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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like the speed skating one ...

… but couldn’t vote for it because it makes Portis look like he’s doing something athletic, rather than just falling down untouched

by d_c_guy on Sep 30, 2010 11:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Dammit, I didn't realize the deadline was this morning. Here's mine.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Sep 30, 2010 11:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Fact

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Fact: Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten. How Many More Have to Die?”

That is hilarious, I’ve seen it before but never knew it was used in an anti-pornography campaign.

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was a fake campaign, no?

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Sep 30, 2010 12:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

No - a real (but very strange) church

in Michigan (don’t get me started) actually used the idea for an anti-porn campaign. Wtf next?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Sep 30, 2010 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

holy crap

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Oct 1, 2010 9:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen it

Just would’ve been better with a puppy. I could care less if God kills a kitten.

by CarverM on Sep 30, 2010 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

common guys i'm a dog person but can admit that kittens are adorable and hilarious

Cats however are coniving evil SOB’s that would eat you if they had the chance.

by skinsfan28 on Sep 30, 2010 12:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

We need this weekly for sure

by DoWork on Sep 30, 2010 11:46 AM EDT reply actions  

That is a sweet ass, I had to vote for the taser though. Don’t tase me bro!! The Goonies would get my second vote, that shits hilarious.

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:05 PM EDT reply actions  

only reason I didnt vote Taser

Was b/c that was at a Phillies game…

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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s respectable, I just love people getting tased

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I voted taser.

That photo is legendary.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Sep 30, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha

Soooo many good pictures. Goonies reference is pretty jokes. Cats one is the only one that didn’t make me laugh…

by SSBlitz on Sep 30, 2010 12:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

this is a good distraction during a painful week for Skins fans.

by SSBlitz on Sep 30, 2010 12:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who did the speed skating one?

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Jets picked up Pryce who was cut by the Ravens, we should of looked into signing him. Proven 3-4 DE, we need help on the line, I know he’s not a NT where we really need help but oh well.

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shanny knows him. I'm sure either

A) Shanny decided against it or

B) Pryce opted not to go to the dysfunctional franchise.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Sep 30, 2010 12:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m going with A for reasons I’m unaware of

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 12:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love it

Nice work

I am a bear of very little brains and big words bother me.

by Topher Doll on Sep 30, 2010 1:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Not bad, I like the first one because of the random old white dude’s poise while on the slip n slide

"You're fucking out!"

by travisjh86 on Sep 30, 2010 2:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha!

Classic!
Thats not a lady its a lil’ girl! I guess that’s why there’s an NFL Play 60

by TheUberest on Sep 30, 2010 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is wrong with all of you?

The Goonies reference clearly takes the cake.

Question: Woody, what happened to the ball movement? Answer: I think our defense was pretty solid tonight. We held them to under 200 points so we did our job on that end.

by JohnWebb on Sep 30, 2010 2:02 PM EDT reply actions  

speed skating by a long shot

creativity + actually good photoshop job > nostalgia

by tckols on Sep 30, 2010 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ditto

I just thought it was by far the best photo shop. He even has on skates! Very clever to see him at an angle as a speed skater.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Sep 30, 2010 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did chuckle at the ice skating

but I straight laughed out loud at the Goonies! If I had been drinking it would have been shot out of my nose.

by mdm1185 on Sep 30, 2010 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

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