Portis falling down Photoshop Finalists...
Earlier this week we posted our contest details for winning a burgundy, Orakpo jersey. We got over 100 entries...nice work everyone as there are some hysterical ones. The Hogs Haven crew narrowed it down to the top 12 (not an easy task)..so if there's one thing you do today, check em out and vote for a winner.
Voting will end at 2pm on Friday....poll is at the bottom of the page after the jump...
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Cat people
think that cats are hilarious.
by CarverM on Sep 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I'm not trying to be mean or anything
But I really don’t see how that one’s funny at all. I liked mine better, but I’m probably being a little biased.
Don't worry I'm right there with you...
The goonies one is the most creative.
by Parks Smith on Sep 30, 2010 11:13 AM EDT up reply actions
looking back...
yea, the one “I’ve fallen and can’t get up” is better. I blame Ken. Will tack it on below.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 11:25 AM EDT up reply actions
Post it here, maybe you'll be the peoples champ
by Parks Smith on Sep 30, 2010 11:05 AM EDT up reply actions
YES WE CAN... upload this picture!

Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Sep 30, 2010 11:18 AM EDT up reply actions
Moar leik
the peoples chump.
Mr. Science Boy
by DbacksSkins on Sep 30, 2010 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions
I like the speed skating one ...
… but couldn’t vote for it because it makes Portis look like he’s doing something athletic, rather than just falling down untouched
Jason Campbell slide

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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 11:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Dammit, I didn't realize the deadline was this morning. Here's mine.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
you guys need to get up on your old internet memes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Every_time_you_masturbate…_God_kills_a_kitten
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
“Fact: Every Time You Masturbate, God Kills a Kitten. How Many More Have to Die?”
That is hilarious, I’ve seen it before but never knew it was used in an anti-pornography campaign.
"You're fucking out!"
it was a fake campaign, no?
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
No - a real (but very strange) church
in Michigan (don’t get me started) actually used the idea for an anti-porn campaign. Wtf next?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
common guys i'm a dog person but can admit that kittens are adorable and hilarious
Cats however are coniving evil SOB’s that would eat you if they had the chance.
Next week we should do a contest of what we think LJP looks like in real life...
Personally I think its like this…

by Parks Smith on Sep 30, 2010 11:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I like the fat that those are guitar hero guitars
the uzi is air soft and he threw in a blue pool noodle for good measure.
solid technique LJP
im going w/ this...

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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 11:54 AM EDT up reply actions
The girl I share an office with saw this picture on my computer
I had to give her a quick run down of who LJP is and why his picture was posted..
That is a sweet ass, I had to vote for the taser though. Don’t tase me bro!! The Goonies would get my second vote, that shits hilarious.
"You're fucking out!"
only reason I didnt vote Taser
Was b/c that was at a Phillies game…
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I voted taser.
That photo is legendary.
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
hahaha
Soooo many good pictures. Goonies reference is pretty jokes. Cats one is the only one that didn’t make me laugh…
Wow, Goonies reference, that takes me back
So much funny in this thread it hurts.
Jets picked up Pryce who was cut by the Ravens, we should of looked into signing him. Proven 3-4 DE, we need help on the line, I know he’s not a NT where we really need help but oh well.
"You're fucking out!"
Shanny knows him. I'm sure either
A) Shanny decided against it or
B) Pryce opted not to go to the dysfunctional franchise.
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
you're trying to link to the picasa page...
if you right-click the image and get those urls…that’ll work.
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by Kevin Ewoldt on Sep 30, 2010 1:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Not bad, I like the first one because of the random old white dude’s poise while on the slip n slide
"You're fucking out!"
What is wrong with all of you?
The Goonies reference clearly takes the cake.
Question: Woody, what happened to the ball movement? Answer: I think our defense was pretty solid tonight. We held them to under 200 points so we did our job on that end.
speed skating by a long shot
creativity + actually good photoshop job > nostalgia
Ditto
I just thought it was by far the best photo shop. He even has on skates! Very clever to see him at an angle as a speed skater.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Clearly the most artistic ... but I can't get past the fact that it makes Portis look good
You know, like he’s not actually flopping.
I did chuckle at the ice skating
but I straight laughed out loud at the Goonies! If I had been drinking it would have been shot out of my nose.

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