So I read on the redskins blog yesterday that Orakpo has gotten his own web site up and running (not smoothly yet but it's on it's way) anyways i was looking around on the site and found this awesome poem, it probably would have rung more true had it not been for the offensive holding.... anyways here it is, i have no idea who the original poet was but props to them;


♫ Twas a dark and stormy night when Tony Romo turned his key...
He was scared about the prospect of going back to D.C.
When he entered his room he saw some crutches wrapped in a bow...
Attached with a note that said “you’ll need these... signed...Brian Orakpo