Lloyd: What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?
Mary: Well, Lloyd, that's difficult to say. I mean, we don't really...
Lloyd: Hit me with it! Just give it to me straight! I came a long way just to see you, Mary. The least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?
Mary: Not good.
Lloyd: You mean, not good like one out of a hundred?
Mary: I'd say more like one out of a million.
[pause]
Lloyd: So you're telling me there's a chance... *YEAH!*
Although the odds were stacked against the little guy, It sounds like he beat the odds and is good to go for tonights game.
Now i've had a few glasses of koolaid already this morning so i'm just gonna go ahead and pencil Banks in for one TD return and a few 40+ yarders.


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