Mike: “Maybe we can divert attention from the McNabb situation by inviting Vinny Cerrato to the game Monday night. We can then prop him up outside the gate on the fence and the fans can take turns kicking him in the nuts.”

Kyle: "Dad, that is the best idea you have had all year. Maybe we can invite Norv Turner, Steve Spurrier, Charlie Casserley, Heath Schueller, Deion Sanders and the traffic coordinators at Fed Ex Field too. The fans can kick all of them in the nuts and maybe they will feel better and stop bitching about us.

Mike: “Kyle, I knew I brought you here from Houston for a reason.”