HH Laughs of the Day

by Rekka on Jan 7, 2010 5:29 PM EST

So, this little gem came about because one of the poster's thought it would be funny to compile the lists of my HH Laughs of the Day (the things you guys say that actually makes me laugh out loud). Depending on the response, I'll end up doing it again. But for now, I'm just gonna put them out there in no certain order.

Notes: All from month of Dec.

No names on it this time around, just some randomness to get you through the end of your day.

1) Not necessarily - He just looks cutie with a choker in his mouth.

2) I want Vinny to go to jail and be sodomised repeatedly in the laundry room.

3) Masturbate furiously with joy - oh, did that just get out. Can I sign that LJP?

4) Yea. Just read that - We're fucked.

5) ......shit - I had totally forgotten about that little prick until just now. Yea I blame him.

6) Laron. You FUCK.

7) I can think of two people who don't know this "so, as we all know, drafting on this is the only viable option."

8) Al Davis - is the real life Mr. Burns. Seriously, how long is that f***er going to live?

9) (Direct Response to 8) until Frodo and Sam - toss his SB rings into the fiery furnace of Mt. Doom

10) please consider this a helping of that terrible O-Line S*&% - The Redskins need a QB in 2010 like a fish needs a bicycle.

11) What happens in DC stays in DC - except Vinny, that shit'll come back with you.

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very nice.

by ACo on Jan 7, 2010 5:34 PM EST reply actions

I love #9

by Boo. on Jan 7, 2010 5:38 PM EST reply actions

ty, tyvm

it was too bad I couldn’t find a thread to cast VC as Grima Wormtongue

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jan 8, 2010 12:51 AM EST up reply actions

hear hear. well done

by sofutomygaha on Jan 8, 2010 3:18 PM EST up reply actions

I like it...

Now that I know you’re doing this I’ll make an effort to get on the next one, except I’m not that creative.

by travisjh86 on Jan 7, 2010 6:06 PM EST reply actions

cute

Where are the little girl screeches and your pajama party post

by dr WNC on Jan 7, 2010 6:13 PM EST reply actions

A post!

you are fucking high because no one in their right mind would trade cribbs for smoot and a 7th. I take that back I’m high and still wouldn’t make that trade, you’re just straight up insane.

by dr WNC on Jan 7, 2010 6:25 PM EST up reply actions

put on your footie Pjs and grab a beer then doc!

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 7, 2010 7:02 PM EST up reply actions

Haha

That guy’s got his head on straight, and with mangina staying, i’d imagine Cribbs really does still want to get out considering the status quo won’t change.

Foaming at the mouth from all the excitement of a "Kindergarten Ninja"-less Front Office!

by Rabid on Jan 8, 2010 10:33 AM EST up reply actions

This is great

I remember when someone made that “like a fish needs a bicycle” comment and meant to find a good place to use it in conversation. Thanks for reminding me.

by CarverM on Jan 7, 2010 7:37 PM EST reply actions

funny, thanks

by aFan4Life on Jan 8, 2010 8:25 AM EST reply actions

# 3 is what I did after listening to Shanny talk about Jason Campbell..... Hip Hip Hoorah he is keeping the best QB that we have had in over 30 years ... Jason Campbell

Thanks Shanny .. OH - Awwww - OWWWWWWWWWWW…. finshed

by LETJASONPASS on Jan 8, 2010 8:32 AM EST reply actions

Campbell sucks! get a 1st or 3rd or whatever you can get for him

Great QBs in NFL DRAFT this years,Shanahand wants his own QB IN THE DRAFT.Campbell—BYE- BYE- BYE

by CHAOS-BRINGER on Jan 12, 2010 2:29 PM EST up reply actions

there's always somebody to ruin the fun

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 12, 2010 2:33 PM EST up reply actions

ty Chaos

for that turd in the punchbowl moment

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Jan 12, 2010 6:28 PM EST up reply actions

Thanks, Recca

I wonder if it is going to be tougher to be funny once the Skins start winning. Something about black humor in losing. But I’ll take the wins ANYtime.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Jan 8, 2010 9:03 AM EST reply actions

We're fans on a blog

It’ll be easy to be negative and nit-pick every little thing possible, even in good times. Hilarity will ensue!

by CarverM on Jan 8, 2010 10:22 AM EST up reply actions

Damn Right

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 8, 2010 10:57 AM EST up reply actions

I've also wondered the nature of your screenname

Googled that and saw streetfighter and anime stuff?

by CarverM on Jan 8, 2010 11:01 AM EST up reply actions

haha

Anime.

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 8, 2010 11:11 AM EST up reply actions

So you're into that cartoon porn eh?

by CarverM on Jan 8, 2010 11:19 AM EST up reply actions

the fact that you know what that is tell me what I need to know....

but no, it’s the japanese name of a character from an anime I watched when I was like 6 or 7. one of the first ones I saw and it stuck with me.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I WAS watching something….ahem

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 8, 2010 11:22 AM EST up reply actions

Haha

Man, the cartoons I watched when I was 6 were starring turtles named after Renaissance artists and PhDs in jumpsuits chasing a green blob around.

by CarverM on Jan 8, 2010 11:25 AM EST up reply actions

Anyone remember

Yosemite Sam?
Foghorn Leghorn?

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Jan 8, 2010 12:58 PM EST up reply actions

Fragnabbit!

Son, those were good show, I say. Cartoons, that is.

by CarverM on Jan 8, 2010 1:06 PM EST up reply actions

they were still on when I was little

but during the late 80s early 90s there was a tidal wave of ’toons lik Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Spider-Man, Batman etc. So there was a lot to choose from.

Not to mention, the anime (DB and Ronin Warriors), but I digress.

SpottieOttieDopaliscious

by Rekka on Jan 8, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions