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by thewaywardO on Sep 23, 2009 9:56 AM EDT
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Wayward O is at peace with it. In fact over weekend he decamped to WOODED RETREAT and focus grouped new names for Football Team! Here is fairly serious attempt at possible list:
The Washington Algonquins
The Washington Appalachians
The Washington Braves
The Washington Brigadiers
The Washington Burgundies
The Washington Chesapeakes
The Washington Colonels
The Washington Defenders The Washington Freedom
The Washington Gavels
The Washington Justice
The Washington Landslides
The Washington Magistrates
The Washington Nationals
The Washington Potomacs
The Washington Potomahawks
The Washington Red Hawks
The Washington Red Storm
The Washington Red Stripes
The Washington Uprights
Like any of these? What will Football Team's new name be? Please tell Wayward O. PS. This is first FanPost so forgive Wayward O if Wayward O has crossed into territoria ignominicia.
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Heard it on the radio
The Washington REDSKINS and change the mascott to a couple of redskinned potato
Actually
I don’t see them forcing the name change, but if Danny was forced to do it, he wouldn’t put it out there like Abe, he would make the decision all by himself. Which means these potential names:
1) the Washington Danny’s
2) the Washington Cruise’s
3) the Washington Greenbacks
4) the Washington Debt Collectors
5) the Washington Rockets
6) the Washington Flags
7) the Washington Red Zebras
and these are IF WE’RE LUCKY. The next group are for when he breaks new ground and sells the name to the highest bidder.
1) the Washington Windows (sounds better than Microsoft)
2) the Washington Google
3) the Washington Apple (although Macs wouldn’t be so bad, considering)
4) the Washington Amazon
5) the Washington Pepsi (this could of course be substituted for numerous other drinks – Coke, GatorAde, Sprite, etc)
6) the Washington Johnson & Johnson (or he could just go with Baby Powders)
7) and last, fittingly, he could go with the Washington General Motors
DC in the name is cooler
The DC Drug Dealers
The DC Dollar Grabbers
The DC Democrats
The DC Dipshits
The DC Destroyers
The DC DannyBoys (nah, sounds too much like Cowboys)
The DC Delegates
The DC Dumb&Dumbers
The DC Dogs
The DC Devil Dogs
The DC Crack Ho’s (my fav)
The DC Skins
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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