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Jessica Simpson to Blame for Colt Brennan's Poor Play ?

Coming to a Fedex Field suite near you?

Of course not. However, the internet and twitter world is blowing up with rumors that Colt Brennan is trying to woo former Cowboys' QB main squeeze, Jessica Simpson. I am not one to publish gossip rumors, but given the lack of entertainment from last night's 23-0 drumming, let's have some fun with this. This headline is a gem:

Jessica Simpson Moves Down NFC East Depth Chart [nbc]

I mean, that is headline writing at its finest. Another article brought to light this point: 

Good News for Colt, the Jessica Curse can't hurt him to bad because he has already won the same number of playoff games that Romo has.    

The rumors on this are so bizarre with web chats, flirting, text messages. OK, I'm done with this. If she really wanted to get back at Romo, wouldn't sleeping with T.O or Wade Phillips be more comical? If there's ever a reason not to start Colt now, it's the picture I photoshopped above. I don't need to see that every Sunday.

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In about a week, she’s going to be pressuring Jason Campbell to marry her. It takes a strong willed man to resist that T&A.

by jdramirez on Aug 14, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And in regards to revenge sex...

She should opt for Jerry Jone’s Daughter, Charlotte Jones Anderson. I have to admit, it would a be a train wreck, but you can’t help but watch the video in slow motion.

by jdramirez on Aug 14, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Cooley vs Witten

Is it all goofing when Cooley made the Vids about Witten with Colt?? maybe we are all just carrying this on too far??

by ifigolf.com on Aug 14, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

it’s a big ploy by Danny boy to get the Redskins in the mainstream headlines. He’s always competing with Plastic-man Jones, and this may just be the latest. Hey, it’s better than the coach having Neno Brown for a son and the star receiver Barney Fife-ing himself. At least Jessica could stay on the sideline with Colt. He could put his clipboard on her ta-ta’s.

by CJHutch on Aug 14, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

seeing that every Sunday

Is one thing but going or moving down every Sunday is totally different
Could deal with that with no problem

by dr WNC on Aug 14, 2009 6:24 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

I think...

we would be better sreved to have Kardashians butt-cheeks defending the crossing routes….probably would catch more than Tryon and Barnes combined right now…

ill be here all day.

by MLHOYA on Aug 15, 2009 9:53 AM EDT reply actions  

didn't

think of that. She’d probably be great at OL. Sellers was talking about how Rinehart should be better this year because his butts bigger.

by CJHutch on Aug 15, 2009 12:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tryon

I can’t believe Darrell Green wasted his time on that guy.

by Elaw6 on Aug 16, 2009 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record.

If Jessica Simpson ever wants to have sexy web chats, flirting, or text messages with me, I’m game.

by SSBlitz on Aug 17, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions  

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