Jessica Simpson to Blame for Colt Brennan's Poor Play ?

by KevinE on Aug 14, 2009 4:12 PM EDT in News Comment 13 comments

Coming to a Fedex Field suite near you?

Of course not. However, the internet and twitter world is blowing up with rumors that Colt Brennan is trying to woo former Cowboys' QB main squeeze, Jessica Simpson. I am not one to publish gossip rumors, but given the lack of entertainment from last night's 23-0 drumming, let's have some fun with this. This headline is a gem:

- Jessica Simpson Moves Down NFC East Depth Chart [nbc]

I mean, that is headline writing at its finest. Another article brought to light this point:

Good News for Colt, the Jessica Curse can't hurt him to bad because he has already won the same number of playoff games that Romo has.

The rumors on this are so bizarre with web chats, flirting, text messages. OK, I'm done with this. If she really wanted to get back at Romo, wouldn't sleeping with T.O or Wade Phillips be more comical? If there's ever a reason not to start Colt now, it's the picture I photoshopped above. I don't need to see that every Sunday.

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In about a week, she’s going to be pressuring Jason Campbell to marry her. It takes a strong willed man to resist that T&A.

by jdramirez on Aug 14, 2009 4:14 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

And in regards to revenge sex...

She should opt for Jerry Jone’s Daughter, Charlotte Jones Anderson. I have to admit, it would a be a train wreck, but you can’t help but watch the video in slow motion.

by jdramirez on Aug 14, 2009 4:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

ps - yes, I couldn't help but add Cerrato in that picture.

He’s a big Jessica Simpson fan.

by KevinE on Aug 14, 2009 4:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cooley vs Witten

Is it all goofing when Cooley made the Vids about Witten with Colt?? maybe we are all just carrying this on too far??

by ifigolf.com on Aug 14, 2009 5:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Cooley vs Witten 2

Naaaaa…..its too much fun

by ifigolf.com on Aug 14, 2009 5:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I think

it’s a big ploy by Danny boy to get the Redskins in the mainstream headlines. He’s always competing with Plastic-man Jones, and this may just be the latest. Hey, it’s better than the coach having Neno Brown for a son and the star receiver Barney Fife-ing himself. At least Jessica could stay on the sideline with Colt. He could put his clipboard on her ta-ta’s.

by CJHutch on Aug 14, 2009 5:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs