Beat the Caption (Peter King edition): "Chris, if your wife let you have one night with another man, would you pick Brett Favre like me?"
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"Sooo Chris, have you heard about my daughters Field Hockey team?"
by pas493 on Jul 30, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
let me tell you
coming up with 10 different things to have to think about a week is not as easy as you think it is!
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Jul 30, 2009 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you enlarge that pic...
you can see Cooley is not at all excited to be in this conversation
by KevinE on Jul 30, 2009 3:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"When are we going to see you back in those short shorts? Golly, did I like those."
by SSBlitz on Jul 30, 2009 4:02 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
"So Chris,
whats your least favorite airport bathroom, I really dislike Dallas, you may have read this in MMQB, the toilets there can’t hold my weight. Thats what happened to my knee."
by pas493 on Jul 30, 2009 4:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"For $50 I'll write slander about Jason Witten on Espn.com"
by SSBlitz on Jul 30, 2009 4:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Is that a sore ankle? One second, let me get my notebook. My "contact" at profootballtalk.com will love this"
by SSBlitz on Jul 30, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"Between you and me Chris, I don't really like the Redskins. See ya!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laydODN6xVk
by hibachi on Jul 30, 2009 4:37 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
"So Chris, do you want Brett Favre's autograph, 'cause I can make it happen! No? How about Tom Brady's?"
"You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of [18] thousand fists in the air" -Disturbed
by snowburnt on Jul 30, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"Did you know that drinking starbucks coffee makes you a coffee nerd?"
did you happen to catch (the latest fad TV show)? I think that (overrated lead actor) is brilliant!
"You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of [18] thousand fists in the air" -Disturbed
by snowburnt on Jul 30, 2009 4:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Caption: PK; you know, Brett favre is from the same town as Jason Campbell
Dear PFT, though I may be in the minority, I feel that dogfighting is wholesome, educational, family entertainment for kids of all ages.
There’s nothing quite like taking the wife and kids to an exciting Saturday night dogfight, watching the glee in my children’s eyes while two vicious, hulking canine beasts, their muscles rippling with adrenaline, tear each other to pieces, fighting to their glorious deaths in the pit like latter-day animal gladiators.
The excitement builds when the dogmen arrive after sundown; often driving expensive SUVs pulling custom trailers containing their prized fighting dogs. One by one the contenders are led from the trailers while others look on in admiration, some among them wishing that they too were dogmen. Others size up the contenders, determining the amount they will place in bets.
Bookmakers, quickly jotting odds on small chalkboards, start collecting money as enthusiastic bettors yell, “Two thousand on Imperator,” or “Put me down for five hundred bucks on Lucky Lady.”
Victory or death is the nature of the sport of dogfighting, each dogman, thousands invested in the breeding, training and care of his fighter, petting and giving his beloved champion animal encouragement before they are placed in the pit. A referee is in the pit before the fight; his job is to start the contest by placing the dogs within fighting distance of each other, once the fight starts, the referee exits the pit and joins in the amusement.
by Elaw6 on Jul 30, 2009 5:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't get it
Is this a fantasy letter from Vick in prison? Memoirs? Dark humor? What?
RAK EM UP!
by VA_Skin on Jul 30, 2009 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get it
It’s a waste of my time!
Constant passenger of the Jason Campbell Bandwagon since 2007. Keep on driving, brother.
by kseandoyle on Jul 30, 2009 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now you sit here in the corner until you can write a MMQB that features coffe and the Red Sox
and all the numbers and championships in the world won’t matter when your up for theHOF, Redskins don’t get in under my watch.
by fatpickle on Jul 30, 2009 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
"you know, I used to play TE back in high school...
before I blew this left knee out."
RAK EM UP!
by VA_Skin on Jul 31, 2009 7:17 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi Chris. Did I ever tell you why my name is so appropriate?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that…..
by BillWard on Jul 31, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
What a queer, something to laugh at to get you through your friday...
by pas493 on Jul 31, 2009 10:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I mean, there is nothing informative with this video...sheesh
I was expecting SOMETHING to come out of this. Nope. Man…why can’t I have his job?
The first 40 seconds of this clip he’s talking about his stupid hat. who cares?
by KevinE on Jul 31, 2009 10:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Sure, let's add a few more clips of this little kid to get the video up to 3 minutes."
All posts in this thread should be in quote form.
by SSBlitz on Jul 31, 2009 10:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cooley kind of called him out
basically saying anyone can write a blog
by pas493 on Jul 31, 2009 10:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
so now he’s too good to write, he’s letting someone else tape and edit it?
Why can’t something bad happen to this guy so I can feel some schadenfreude?
"You will remember the night you were struck by the sight of [18] thousand fists in the air" -Disturbed
by snowburnt on Jul 31, 2009 11:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dude acted like he had never heard of a slip and slide before...
“So Chris have you heard about Zorn’s slip-and-slide, apparently you put, wait, wait, what did JC say, o yea water on it and then you slide, how crazy is that?”
by pas493 on Jul 31, 2009 11:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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