Win a T-Shirt: Best Picture Caption on a Slow Day

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 12:41 PM EDT in Parodies (Having a Laugh) Comment 46 comments

We know everyone is antsy for the #21 Numbers post, but unfortunately we are stalling while we wait for some notable people to get back to us. So, in the meantime, we're pulling out the unicycles and flaming batons in an attempt to entertain these slow June weeks.

I am a constant visitor and fan of Break.com, and I got to thinking, "I can apply the NFL as captions to a lot of these Break.com pictures." So here goes...more after the jump. I'm sure that you guys can come up with some great ones too. So let's do this...a contest. If you think of a good caption, post it in the comments and if you like a comment, then "Rec" it. Whatever comment has the most "Rec" (votes) by 5pm on Friday will get this Redskins t-shirt mailed to them. To "Rec" a comment, click the 'actions' link below the comment, then obviously "Rec." Let's get after it....

Gus Frerotte's Dog

Cincinatti Bengals' Film Room

Sign posted in the Cowboys' new locker room

Just edged out Jessica Simpson for best body on the beach

Redskins 2009 Off-season (Dog=Skins Front Office, Duck=Jason Campbell)

(We love you Jason, it wasn't right and we're all behind you. Please prove 'em wrong)

Boy Band: Before they were famous from Left (Jason Garrett, Mark Sanchez, Eli Manning, Joey Tribbiani, Dan Patrick)

If Romo and Witten were born females

And here's a picture with no caption in case you think better that way...

All pictures via break.com

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For the Fat guy on the beach picture

“Jeff George anxiously waiting the call from his agent he’s been picked up”

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 12:47 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Last picture

Having spent all of his money on the new stadium, Jerry Jones had to cut back on his transportation budget

by Hustler of Culture on Jun 17, 2009 1:26 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Last Picture

Broncos fans getting the hell out of Denver.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:44 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs

this one might deserve a t-shirt in itself

bravo. haha

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 1:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Second Last

After moving in together, the brokeback duo (Ochocinco and Carson Palmer) decide to braid their hair together and sync their menstrual cycles.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Guns in room

Carson Palmer prepares to protect his house from being invaded by Ochocinco

by Hustler of Culture on Jun 17, 2009 1:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Third Last

After learning they could all run 4.3 40 times, Al Davis signed all the members from the band Boyling Point to the Raiders offensive line.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

I forget to mention

He brought them in from San Fran.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dog and Duck

Drew Rosenhaus twittered today that his client, Dog, will be holding out for the remainder of training camp until he gets more bills.
(pun intended)

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 1:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Fat guy on beach.

Retired John Madden.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

2008 Season - Head-to-Head

Dog = Redskins
Duck = Eagles

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 2:02 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Bathroom Sign

Sent from Green Bay to Brett Favre with message: “If you’re going to piss all over us, at least have the decency to sit on the bench.”

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:03 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Gun Room

New Tampa Bay Buccaneers GM Mark Dominik doing his due diligence on WR Plaxico Burress.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:04 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Beached Whale

Andy Reid should have never gotten into his son’s medicine cabinet when they went on vacation.

by gmoney2577 on Jun 17, 2009 2:13 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

First picture.

After seeing the oak tree knock out a golden retriever, Dan Snyder offered it a $50 million contract to play strong-side linebacker.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:15 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

lolololol

I'm to young to Die Danny...don't make me do it tomorrow....

by Rekka on Jun 17, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

"We love you Jason, it wasn't right and we're all behind you."

Bad spot to put this quote.

by SSBlitz on Jun 17, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dog and Duck picture

Just as he let his horny dog off the leash, Joe Buck was heard saying, “Artie should have never let his duck outside today.”

by Ken Meringolo on Jun 17, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Bus Picture

After finding out CincyBoy’s address the entire Hogs Haven nation arrives in his front yard to give their old friend a visit

by pas493 on Jun 17, 2009 2:48 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs

Boy Band

Isn’t this the 4th grade class photo of everyone from Bleeding Green Nation?

by pas493 on Jun 17, 2009 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

beach

Mike William’s personal trainer for the Summer

by pas493 on Jun 17, 2009 2:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Dog and Duck

Duck= Bruce from Raven’s Blog
Dog= Adam Archuleta
Photographer: Jennifer Walcott

by pas493 on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Here's the eagles assessment of the redskins

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2009/6/16/910461/part-3-strengths-and-weaknesses

they say the skins are coming in last place this season

by travisjh86 on Jun 17, 2009 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Jesus...

I want to get involved with that, but what’s the point. I can’t take another day of that back and forth from that flow chart. That one Eagles poster at least has SOME brains that if Devin and Kelly step up, the Skins O will be unrecognizable. Moss’s erratic years…yea, dude was hung out to dry with zero help from other WRs. Let the Eagles stay delusional.

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

I'm to young to Die Danny...don't make me do it tomorrow....

by Rekka on Jun 17, 2009 3:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

OK..

I couldn’t help myself, I just posted a blurb which will prob start another shirt storm.

by KevinE on Jun 17, 2009 3:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here’s the eagles assessment of the redskins

Don’t you mean: Here’s one random eagles fan’s unrealistic assessment of the redskins?

I tried reading their other assessments (Giants and Cowboys) but it was pretty bad: mostly meandering thoughts, bad attempts at being impartial, and practically no good analysis. Almost every one of their “analysis” consisted of something like this" “Player A is a good/great players… BUT they can’t do this well and they can’t do that well. Oh and remember how the Eagles played well against them.”

I think you can sum up their delusional homer mentality in this quote from their Giants assessment:

“The Giants are the clear-cut biggest threat to the Eagles, not just in the NFC East, but in the entire NFC.”

They actually think the Eagles are threatening to win the NFC! Nevermind that last year they didn’t even come close to winning the NFC East (they were closer to last place, 1.5 games, then first place, 2.5 games) AND they backed into the playoffs. Oh and they must have also forgotten that in the past 4 seasons the Eagles have finished last in the division TWICE!

Sorry, but I’ll skip that “assessment” and read Florio’s website if I want random speculations. At least Florio is occasionally entertaining to read, actually has an “in” in the league and is right half the time.

by superjuan on Jun 19, 2009 1:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs