Daily Slop: Bruce gets a Taste of Ray Lewis
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 AM EDT
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So the pictures are finally in from the SB Nation Ravens' blogger who lost the NCAA tournament bet with Hogs Haven. We sent him an Adam Archuleta jersey to wear to work. He decided to take pics of Ray Lewis "giving it" to Archuleta, and then he took a picture of the jersey under a toilet seat. I tend to see the pics a different way. In the first picture, it looks like Ray-Ray is giving it to him from behind, and the second picture looks like he is pleasuring the Linebacker. Nice work Bruce, you're officially on the Internet!!! Hopefully future job employers don't do a google images search for you. haha.
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HAHA
Here’s the email he sent to me w/ the pics…
I wore the jersey today and worked out in it to soil it up for you. Check out the photos attached to see additional “soiling” going on. Ray Lewis had his way w/ Adam – every way, just like my Ravens did last season!
Thanks for being a good sport!
I agree. It looks to me like Bruce is the one getting soiled.
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 9:20 AM EDT up reply actions
LOL
I don’t think those pics turned out the way he thought they would. He should have made an Adam Archuleta face on a stick to cover over his own face a la PTI or something…
RAK EM UP!
or maybe
they turned our EXACTLY how he thought they would. Whose to say he doesn’t do that every time he passes that poster?
As for the gloves, it’s probably a long ride on his banana seat bicycle from Dundalk.
by CJHutch on Jun 16, 2009 9:43 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
It looks to me that it was supposed
to be Archuleta getting it from Ray Lewis. Considering how bad he was as a Redskin, Adam deserved to get “punished.” I totally get Bruce’s hilarious idea!
Rexx
looks like
What it’s suppose to look like and what it does look like are 2 different things.
Rexx/Bruce, this sounds like the same defense of ‘To Catch a Predator’….
Predator: “It’s not what it looks like!”
Chris Hansen: “You’re at 12-year old girl’s house, with your pants down, with 3 condoms and a bag of jelly beans.”
Predator: “I know it looks bad, but it’s not what it looks like!!”
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 10:37 AM EDT up reply actions
hahahhahahaha
I'm to young to Die Danny...don't make me do it tomorrow....
Yeah, but...
remember it was Archuleta that was wearing the jersey and that was just ANOTHER classic move by Snyder, football’s version of the Orioles’ Peter Angelos!
Rexx
how can you compare the Redskins to the Orioles? The O’s haven’t spent money on a decent FA since Albert Belle and the roid version of Tejeda
sure
Archuleta was a bum, and he definitely deserves what he gets, but I have to say that that’s NOT Archuetta wearing that jersey. That’s some goofy Dundalk Ravens fan showing Ray-Ray the perks he missed out on when he skirted conviction.
He was over my house
with his hot wife, who was taking care of me while Adam bowed down to Ray’s greatness.
Rexx
Snyder
It was actually Gregg Williams that wanted and got Archuleta….Snyder wan’t allowed to make moves then. Tho where they came up with that $$ amount no one will know.
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Snyder wasn't "allowed" to make moves!?
What, the coaches ’wouldn’t let him!?’ What a joke. Everyone knows he had a stranglehold on that team from the moment the ink was dry on his purchasing of them. No different than Angelos, as any move is either decided or confirmed by both of them so the buck stops w/ them.
Rexx
eh...
When Joe Gibbs came back, he told Snyder the only way he’d do this is if he stepped back 100%.
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Cincy
They are a decent team…good D. They just always seem to implode and Housh is gone. Sugar, are you the new cincyboy?
by Kevin Ewoldt on Jun 16, 2009 9:57 AM EDT up reply actions
just reading the word “Cincy” makes me cringe on this blog
by Parks Smith on Jun 16, 2009 10:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I like their chances
I feel like this is the year that Marvin Lewis really shows off his defensive chops. That unit should be pretty solid. And if Carson is good to go—and I think he is—then this team makes the playoffs. Wow. An AFC North playoff prediction that does not include Baltimore and Pittsburgh. Ballsy. I should at least be able to get decent odds on that in Vegas.
by Ken Meringolo on Jun 16, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions
Donte
I don’t know what you guys think, but Donte Stallworth is only getting a 30-day jail sentence for killing that guy when he was drunk. He reached a settlement with the victim’s family. That’s fine..the settlement, but the dude still has a debt to pay to society. If anyone else runs over and kills an innocent guy w/ a .126% BAC…we’re getting 5-10 years at least. What a joke.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4262751&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines
yeah
that is a joke. No different than Leonard Little, who should hold permanent residence in the pokey. They guy kills someone while drunk, gets 3 months, then another DUI. Forget jailtime, that guy deserves a firing squad.
As for Stallworth, I’m hoping Goodell makes a prime example out of him and bars him for life from the league. If he gets back in, then Mike Vick should win Man of the Year.
Wait
How long did Vick go to jail for fighting dogs? This is a joke he killed someone while driving drunk and he gets 30 days. You or I would be rotting in jail.
by RedskinCali63 on Jun 16, 2009 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions
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