nice photoshop :-)

Ever notice how the criminal element seems to follow Marvin Lewis around?

First the Ravens, now the Bengals

is two words moron.

on probation right now

we don’t have to admit

that photo of past Bengals is pretty funny and historically accurate.

you agree to learn how to use the simple tools provided to you by SBN, for example, the “Reply” button.

you show me a team that hasn’t had a single player or two arrested, and I’ll show you’re full of shit.

The Bengals have a reputation of being a bunch of jailbreakin’ criminals. It’s not even an opinion. It’s a fact. EVERYONE thinks this.

Here’s the problem. These charges against Haynesworth you so ignorantly reference are just that… CHARGES. Which means that they may or may not stick.

On the other hand, here is your rap sheet:

4/5/2009 Leon Hall Cincinnati CB Charged with DUI after being pulled over at 3:11 a.m. Blood-alcohol level of 0.149, according to breath test.
5/1/2008 Ahmad Brooks Cincinnati LB Charged with misdemeanor assault, accused of punching woman in face in Kentucky.
3/31/2008 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Charged with assault and disorderly conduct after police said he punched man in the head and threw beer bottle threw car window. Released by team same week. NFL suspended him four games.
Assault charge dropped.
6/17/2007 Quincy Wilson Cincinnati RB Charged with disorderly conduct after refusing police request to disperse after wedding in West Virginia. Dropped if he avoids trouble through Dec. 17
5/18/2007 A.J. Nicholson Cincinnati LB Arrested, charged with misdemeanor assault. Police said his girlfriend told them he hit her in the eye. Cut by team three days later. Misdemeanor charge dropped after completing 40 hours of community service, parenting class and an anger management evaluation.
3/21/2007 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Cited for three traffic charges, including driving with suspended license, vehicle impounded.
1/22/2007 Johnathan Joseph Cincinnati CB Arrested and charged with possession of marijuana in northern Kentucky after traffic stop. Diversionary program
12/9/2006 Deltha O’Neal Cincinnati CB Arrested and was charged with driving while intoxicated after being stopped at a traffic checkpoint in Amelia, Ohio. Benched one game, pleaded to reckless operation of vehicle
12/3/2006 Reggie McNeal Cincinnati WR Arrested in Houston and charged with resisting arrest after being refused entrance to a nightclub. Fined and placed on probation.
9/25/2006 Odell Thurman Cincinnati LB Arrested and charged with drunken driving. NFL suspended rest of the season and later all of 2007 season. Pleaded no contest, license suspended, 90-day-sentence suspended, six days in rehab.
8/5/2006 Eric Steinbach Cincinnati OG Arrested and charged with boating under the influence on the Ohio River. Diversion program, fine
7/22/2006 Matthias Askew Cincinnati DT Arrested and charged with obstruction of police business, resisting arrest and two parking violations. Acquitted. He sued the city of Cincinnati, accusing police of unlawful arrest and excessive force. The city agreed to pay him $500,000.
6/21/2006 Frostee Rucker Cincinnati DE Charged with two counts of spousal battery and vandalism after an alleged fight between Rucker and his girlfriend. Pleaded to one count of false imprisonment and one count of vandalism. 36 months of summary probation, one year of domestic violence counseling, 750 hours of community labor.
6/14/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Henry turns himself in and is arrested for providing alcohol to three teenage girls in a Covington, Ky., motel room on April 29. Sentenced to two days in jail, 88-day suspended sentence. Suspended eight games in 2007 for multiple arrests.
6/3/2006 A.J. Nicholson Cincinnati LB Charged with burglarizing the apartment of a former Florida State teammate the weekend of May 20-21. Pleaded no contest, two years probation, 60 days at work program
6/3/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested and charged with speeding and operating a vehicle under the influence. Henry was stopped on Interstate 275 in Cincinnati at 1:18 a.m., after being clocked driving 82 mph in a 65 mph zone. Pleaded guilty to lesser charge of reckless operation of car, 30-day suspended jail sentence
1/28/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested in Florida on concealed weapons charges for allegedly possessed a firearm outside an Orlando nightclub. NFL suspended two games, 100 hours community service, two years probation
12/15/2005 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested in Covington, Ky., and charged with possession of marijuana after traffic stop. Pleaded guilty, drug rehab
10/5/2004 Justin Smith Cincinnati DE Arrested and charged with drunken driving after he failed a breath test, in Dayton, Ohio Pleaded guilty, weekend intervention, license suspended six months, $300 fine

CISCYBOY LAST YEAR:

The good new is… Michael Vick, Matt Jones, Reggie Williams. Donte Stallworth, and Pacman Jones are/will be available! Congratulations!!

You have GOT to be fucking KIDDING me…..

guys suck. Lets do the math how many times you have been the Super Bowl that would be once and you lost that. We have been five times won three. And I don’t even want to start talking about many NFC championships we have or our playoff record. If the Bungles played in the NFC East you would be in last place every year. Ya ya you guys played a nut out of your ass and beat us this year or should I say we played like shit and gave you fags a game. Your piss poor team will once again be at the bottom of your division just like so many many many times before. So go blog on your own site because we don’t want to hear the shit that is come out of your face. The Bengalis suck and so do you.

I’m not sure why this shit-for-brain troll’s comment was left up here to dumb us all down. But I can only assume it’s still here so that we can set the record straight. So here it goes…

FACT: NFC East teams have a combined 19 Superbowl appearances and 11 wins, the highest marks of any division in the NFL. Each of the current NFC East’s four teams has won at least three NFL championships during their existence, (only Philadelphia has yet to win a championship in the Super Bowl era).

The Cincinnati Bengals… have barely been a fart in the wind.

Most sports analysts and fans unanimously agree that the NFC East is, by far, the toughest division in the NFL. Last year, the lowest record out of these teams was 8-8 and no one team would be considered an easy win.

And I know what you’re thinking: "B-b-b-b-b-but we took it to the NFC East this year. W-w-w-we beat the Redskins and Cowboys, t-t-t-tied with the Eagles, and we ga-ga-gave the Giants a run for their money. Th-th-that means we’re b-b-better than you, ra-ra-ra-right?"

WRONG. There is an obvious explanation for those events…

Your team was simply overlooked.

 Plain and simple. Players don’t get up to play teams like yours. They know that they can bring their C game and still waltz out with a W. No matter how much coaches preach against it, players don’t always bring it when they know their opponent is inferior.
 
We would welcome… and I mean WELCOME (with open arms) the Bungles into our division. You would instantly become the BITCH of the BEAST (even more than you already are in the AFC North, LOL).

Pull your head out of your ASS and take a look:

4/5/2009 Leon Hall Cincinnati CB Charged with DUI after being pulled over at 3:11 a.m. Blood-alcohol level of 0.149, according to breath test.
5/1/2008 Ahmad Brooks Cincinnati LB Charged with misdemeanor assault, accused of punching woman in face in Kentucky.
3/31/2008 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Charged with assault and disorderly conduct after police said he punched man in the head and threw beer bottle threw car window. Released by team same week. NFL suspended him four games.
Assault charge dropped.
6/17/2007 Quincy Wilson Cincinnati RB Charged with disorderly conduct after refusing police request to disperse after wedding in West Virginia. Dropped if he avoids trouble through Dec. 17
5/18/2007 A.J. Nicholson Cincinnati LB Arrested, charged with misdemeanor assault. Police said his girlfriend told them he hit her in the eye. Cut by team three days later. Misdemeanor charge dropped after completing 40 hours of community service, parenting class and an anger management evaluation.
3/21/2007 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Cited for three traffic charges, including driving with suspended license, vehicle impounded.
1/22/2007 Johnathan Joseph Cincinnati CB Arrested and charged with possession of marijuana in northern Kentucky after traffic stop. Diversionary program
12/9/2006 Deltha O’Neal Cincinnati CB Arrested and was charged with driving while intoxicated after being stopped at a traffic checkpoint in Amelia, Ohio. Benched one game, pleaded to reckless operation of vehicle
12/3/2006 Reggie McNeal Cincinnati WR Arrested in Houston and charged with resisting arrest after being refused entrance to a nightclub. Fined and placed on probation.
9/25/2006 Odell Thurman Cincinnati LB Arrested and charged with drunken driving. NFL suspended rest of the season and later all of 2007 season. Pleaded no contest, license suspended, 90-day-sentence suspended, six days in rehab.
8/5/2006 Eric Steinbach Cincinnati OG Arrested and charged with boating under the influence on the Ohio River. Diversion program, fine
7/22/2006 Matthias Askew Cincinnati DT Arrested and charged with obstruction of police business, resisting arrest and two parking violations. Acquitted. He sued the city of Cincinnati, accusing police of unlawful arrest and excessive force. The city agreed to pay him $500,000.
6/21/2006 Frostee Rucker Cincinnati DE Charged with two counts of spousal battery and vandalism after an alleged fight between Rucker and his girlfriend. Pleaded to one count of false imprisonment and one count of vandalism. 36 months of summary probation, one year of domestic violence counseling, 750 hours of community labor.
6/14/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Henry turns himself in and is arrested for providing alcohol to three teenage girls in a Covington, Ky., motel room on April 29. Sentenced to two days in jail, 88-day suspended sentence. Suspended eight games in 2007 for multiple arrests.
6/3/2006 A.J. Nicholson Cincinnati LB Charged with burglarizing the apartment of a former Florida State teammate the weekend of May 20-21. Pleaded no contest, two years probation, 60 days at work program
6/3/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested and charged with speeding and operating a vehicle under the influence. Henry was stopped on Interstate 275 in Cincinnati at 1:18 a.m., after being clocked driving 82 mph in a 65 mph zone. Pleaded guilty to lesser charge of reckless operation of car, 30-day suspended jail sentence
1/28/2006 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested in Florida on concealed weapons charges for allegedly possessed a firearm outside an Orlando nightclub. NFL suspended two games, 100 hours community service, two years probation
12/15/2005 Chris Henry Cincinnati WR Arrested in Covington, Ky., and charged with possession of marijuana after traffic stop. Pleaded guilty, drug rehab
10/5/2004 Justin Smith Cincinnati DE Arrested and charged with drunken driving after he failed a breath test, in Dayton, Ohio Pleaded guilty, weekend intervention, license suspended six months, $300 fine
2/2/2004 Levi Jones Cincinnati OT Jones and his cousin Fred Robinson were arrested hours after the Super Bowl after a fight broke out at a Houston nightclub. Dropped
12/2/2003 James Lynch Cincinnati FB Arrested at 2:40 a.m., in Kentucky for five offenses, including resisting arrest, public intoxication. Police say he urinated in street. Four officers needed to cuff and shackle him. Pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct, fleeing, 10 days in jail served, two years probation, $525 in fines
12/9/2001 Neil Rackers Cincinnati K_ Charged with fourth-degree assault stemming from an altercation in a Covington, Ky.nightclub. Dropped
8/31/2001 Vaughn Booker Cincinnati DE Arrested on domestic violence charges after police responded to a 3 a.m. call from Booker’s wife at the couple’s home. Dropped
2/8/2001 Akili Smith Cincinnati QB Smith (Lincoln High, Grossmont College) was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol after he steered his 2001 Mercedes the wrong way on a one-way street in downtown San Diego. Acquitted
1/9/2001 Tremain Mack Cincinnati DB Jailed for probation violation, having operated a vehicle when he was not supposed to after alcohol-related incidents in 1997 and 1998. 30 days in jail, cut by team in September.
8/26/2000 Corey Dillon Cincinnati RB Booked into the Washington jail for investigation of fourth-degree assault on his wife. Probation, $750 to women’s shelter, counseling
7/20/2000 Darnay Scott Cincinnati WR Arrested at his Florence, Ky., home on a charge of theft by deception for allegedly writing a bad check for $5158.92 to motorcycle shop. One night jail, paid check.

Why is that ass-clown ciscyboy spending so much time sucking up and supporting other NFL teams?

He is saying things like:

Detroit fans are the best fans there are
We have sat through years of losing. But We’ve had good moments. And because of our perserverance we will have more great moments.

and:

It doesn’t seem likely but hey the Cowboys and Rams have done it before hey 1 win and we’re better.

AND:

Yeah
I hope we can beat those Favreless packers!

Why would a true Bengal fan be worried about the Packers (who aren’t even in their division)? Sounds like you have a two-faced traitor in your midst. Check it out.

two my bad but who really cares you lost both. Now go home.

want to have a conversation about football or the Bengals or the Redskins or all of the above than we can have that as adults but when you come here and attack my team which I have lived for 40 years I will defend their honor.

Hardly a REPUTATION when you considered every other NFL team and their arrests as well.

And yet, HBO Hard Knocks wants to focus on your team, the Bungles. I wonder why?

Since 2000: Bungles arrests = 25, Skins arrests = 8.

25 > 8.

I think their criminal rap sheet already shows that…..