Help Wanted

by 5Blings on Apr 18, 2009 9:02 PM EDT Comment 13 comments

Well,

I seem to have given myself a bad name for suggesting an idea that would help the Philadelphia Eagles and their fans (using the term loosely).

You see, I came up with a proposal that I thought would benefit the NFL and two of its Lombardi-less franchises. But, as some might have expected, they took it the wrong way.

So, I am hoping that Redskin fans will take a broader, more cerebral view of my idea and weigh in. Please excuse some of their profanity, as I think it is just transferance on their parts and I don't believe it to be personal.

Have fun!

http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/2009/4/18/843759/hope-springseternal

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HILARIOUS.

BTW, I can’t wait to watch that big game choke-artist Tony Romo get crushed by Albert Haynesworth.

But thanks for the laughs, though!

IN JC WE TRUST

by VA_Skin on Apr 18, 2009 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

So how did you vote?

"Well, we didn't block real good but we made up for it by not tackling."

- John McKay, the first coach of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers

by 5Blings on Apr 18, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Best... Idea... Ever!!!

IN JC WE TRUST

by VA_Skin on Apr 18, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I voted for Snoopy.

Big Snoopy fan.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2009 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

Becareful here

My computer was attacked on the link above.

by RedskinCali63 on Apr 19, 2009 12:27 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

How was it attacked?

IN JC WE TRUST

by VA_Skin on Apr 19, 2009 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm guessing

it was a standard attack, becuz I’ve seen that shit before, so…….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2009 6:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sorry....

Come on guys… growing up in northern VA, I know redskin fans aren’t this mindless and immature. If he was funny then ok, i’d laugh my ass off. but it is just stupid. I honestly think this guy is maybe 14 years old. please don’t harbor or encourage static like this. you’re all better than that.

he’s going around every fan site and posting this. Maybe he needs to think about investing in a life.

"I think if you go low on Runyan, he may drop the knee somewhere. So I think you have to stay high and just let him baptize you. That's probably what I would do. You know when you go backwards and your head hits first and you wake up as if somebody baptized you or blessed you? I think that would be Runyan right there, all day, every day."

- Titans' cornerback Cortland Finnegan

by #1EaglesFan on Apr 19, 2009 6:49 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Well you

Obviously aren’t going to find any comedy in it because you’re an Eagles fan, why you decided to be an Eagles fan is beyond me but whatever.

by bigrm18 on Apr 19, 2009 11:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

i decided to be an eagles fan

because my family is from philly and i lived there before VA (since you asked). And i laugh at my own expense all the time. i almost prefer it. but it’s got to contain a thing called “humor” or “creativity.” this was just…. i dunno… kind of gay.

- Titans' cornerback Cortland Finnegan

by #1EaglesFan on Apr 21, 2009 9:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs