Anyone who wants to prank the NY Rangers, they're staying at the Park Hyatt
(Stink bombs under Lundqvist's door at 2am would be ideal)

VA man has his cherished signed Redskins 1963 football stolen [nbc4]
(Looking for any leads...terrible way to return from an Easter holiday)

CP encouraging some TD dance moves [Mr. Irrelevant]

Randy Thomas played last year with a herniated disk in neck [nfl.com]
(Talk about taking one for the team)

Travis Henry pleads guilty to trafficking blow...jail-time coming [cnnsi]
(11 baby mommas thought they hit the lottery getting knocked up. Oops.)

Your moment of zen...