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Naming the Cowboys New Stadium

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The Cowboys have yet to find an official sponsor for their new stadium. In case you happen to have some extra money laying around, Jerry Jones, in this economy, is asking $400 million for 20 years. I heard that Citibank is considering using part of the bailout to purchase the name (kidding). Anyway, since it looks like the stadium won't have an immediate name, I thought it was only fair that Skins Nation help give it a temporary name. Here's what I came up with:

Cowboy Bail Bonds Stadium (company really exists!)
- The Jerry Jones Stadium Brought To You By Jerry Jones' Ego (artmonk4ever)
- Dallas Domestic Violence Stadium Center 
- Santana Moss's House
- Vagisil Stadium (monk81)
- Glock & Gatling Stadium (probably better suited for the new Giants Stadium)

Anyone got any other names to suggest? Comment below...

PS - I will be posting this entry as a FanShot on the Cowboys blog at the beginning of next week for some laughs since the off-season is rather slow right now.

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Jessica Simpson Cabaret

by KevinE on Feb 12, 2009 2:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

It's a dome, right?

Brokeback Mountain?

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 12, 2009 3:23 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Haha. It has a retractable roof...

Jerry Jones wanted to keep a partially open roof to be able to keep that lame joke “So God can look down on his team”. Yeah, God is a big fan of players that shoot up strip clubs and make it rain.

by KevinE on Feb 12, 2009 3:54 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, wait a second --

you’re being sarcastic, aren’t you?

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 12, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

too funny

"My first and foremost goal is to win a Super Bowl. I also set goals in terms of having a type of year to make the Pro Bowl. If I'm going to the Pro Bowl, I know I'm making plays for the team." Brian Dawkins

by EAGLE_MAN71 on Feb 13, 2009 2:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How about

Don’t sniff the white lines Field

Romo Ain’t Aikman Stadium

It would be better, but I my plastic surgery was expensive Arena

Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!

by Adam T on Feb 12, 2009 4:40 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget

NuvaRing Field
Nose Candy-land
America’s Latrine

by Ken Meringolo on Feb 12, 2009 4:52 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

The house that Wade Built.

Too Bad About Garrett Stadium

Rosenhaus’s Haus.

Being Who You Thought We Were Since 2005!

by Adam T on Feb 12, 2009 4:55 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Terrell Owens' Nursery: Where crying is allowed

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 12, 2009 5:02 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Da StriClub (when pacman was still on the team)
Cabo Field (might make at least 1 person laugh)
Haven’t won a playoff game in 13 years Stadium

http://www.libertyballers.com/

by Remis on Feb 12, 2009 9:51 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Regular Season Stadium

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 12, 2009 11:30 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

dude your killing me +1

"My first and foremost goal is to win a Super Bowl. I also set goals in terms of having a type of year to make the Pro Bowl. If I'm going to the Pro Bowl, I know I'm making plays for the team." Brian Dawkins

by EAGLE_MAN71 on Feb 13, 2009 2:27 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Haven’t won a playoff game in 13 years Stadium- good one remis

"My first and foremost goal is to win a Super Bowl. I also set goals in terms of having a type of year to make the Pro Bowl. If I'm going to the Pro Bowl, I know I'm making plays for the team." Brian Dawkins

by EAGLE_MAN71 on Feb 13, 2009 2:28 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda looks like a zit.

Whitehead Stadium?

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 13, 2009 2:57 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

the homo dome
hands of stone stadium
  the tax increase center
and last here we go …………..
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"My first and foremost goal is to win a Super Bowl. I also set goals in terms of having a type of year to make the Pro Bowl. If I'm going to the Pro Bowl, I know I'm making plays for the team." Brian Dawkins

by EAGLE_MAN71 on Feb 13, 2009 3:09 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Cowgirls Stadium

Honestly, it is the only thing there worth seeing.

by matthiasstephan on Feb 13, 2009 11:20 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Still in development:

the “Debbie Does Dallas” Barbie.

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by DbacksSkins on Feb 13, 2009 1:52 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL- HA HA

"My first and foremost goal is to win a Super Bowl. I also set goals in terms of having a type of year to make the Pro Bowl. If I'm going to the Pro Bowl, I know I'm making plays for the team." Brian Dawkins

by EAGLE_MAN71 on Feb 14, 2009 3:52 AM EST up reply actions   0 recs

How about naming it “THE FORESKINS SUCK STADIUM”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by clopp42570 on Feb 17, 2009 11:39 AM EST reply actions   0 recs

Still bitter

that we won the last-ever Skins-Boys game at Texas Stadium?

We are truly in the presense of greatness here…-- unnamedDBacksfan

by DbacksSkins on Feb 17, 2009 1:09 PM EST up reply actions   0 recs

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