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Friday Night "Mights" - Washington Redskins vs. New Orleans Saints

We pick up the Friday Night "Mights" this week with the odds stacked against us. To your average betting man, there is a better chance of Hannah Montana filming a porn movie than the Redskins beating the Saints. However, your average Redskins fan has spent a lot more time fantasizing about the win over the Saints. How can we possibly pull this off? Maybe like this:

1) "Wild Hunter" offense must be in effect this week. At some point in the game, a midfield punting formation has to result in Hunter Smith running for a first down. It might not be for a touchdown, but keeping the ball out of Drew Brees' hands for a few more ticks of the clock will be clutch.

2) LaRon Landry will get a game-changing INT. He only lines up about 35 yards downfield on every play so he will be in prime real estate for this Saints' passing game. I will temper my enthusiasm by predicting he takes a tipped pass back for a touchdown (I can't see Brees just throwing it to him.)

3) Haynesworth will bottle up the Saints' running game. The Eagles got a little frisky early in the game with their inside runs. Any other coach besides Andy Reid would have probably called inside handoffs 99% of the rest of the game. The Saints are an accomplished running team. I think they are almost 50/50 in their run/pass ratio on the season. They can beat you a number of ways, but their success on the ground this season gets glossed over by the Uncle Rico-esque performances of Drew Brees each week. So with Haynesworth in the lineup, I think we make Brees test our top-rated pass defense. I leave it to each of you to grade this prediction subjectively.

4) Santana Moss returns a punt for a touchdown. If we are going to beat one of the league's best teams, this is the kind of play we simply have to have. I want partial credit if DeAngelo Hall takes one back. If ARE returns one for a touchdown, I should get zero credit, as I would never predict such a thing...ever.

5) Jim Zorn will make a few play calls during the game that change the outcome and in the press conference, you will hear him take the credit for them. And not 4th down plays or challenges, or whatever else he supposedly has the authority to decide on (headset volume, shirt tucked or untucked, Gatorade flavors, etc.) I am talking about a sustained drive where he sees something and overrules the nonsense on his headset and calls in a play or two to JC that results in points. At this point, I doubt he is worried about getting fired before the season ends and the chance to really stick it in Vinny's face would be something I think he would relish. I'll even tell you what play he switches to: deep ball to Marko Mitchell. There...I have said too much.

 

Alright...have at it.

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I think the odds

of Hannah Montana doing a porn flick are pretty high.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 4, 2009 4:59 PM EST reply actions  

my thoughts exactly

May the wind be always at your back, and may your placekicker have icewater in his veins.

by juperee on Dec 5, 2009 3:27 AM EST up reply actions  

And her pop will probably be the producer! Eeeeegh!

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 5, 2009 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really know where else to ask this...

Is there any chance anyone here knows of a Skins bar in Houston?

Just because you know how to read, doesn't mean you'll like the book.

by arlingtonOsFan on Dec 4, 2009 6:02 PM EST reply actions  

Sorta like sayin'

Damn! Can’t find my rattlesnake in this igloo…

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 4, 2009 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

What kind of skins are you looking for?

There are a number of superior topless bars there, but they usually have the Texans or Cowboys on the TVs..

by Drew-Dat on Dec 5, 2009 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

That's a pretty tall order for getting a win against the league's best

If all that stuff happens this Sunday, y’all deserve to win this game more than our Saints do!

Good luck fellas!

Saints go to 12-0 by the final score of 33-13 this week…

by realheavyd on Dec 4, 2009 6:16 PM EST reply actions  

Lets wear the throwbacks!!!

I want something good to look at this weekend!!!

by brettpedigo on Dec 4, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions  

RE: I want something good to look at this weekend!!!

Then just look at (and root for) the Saints instead of the Skins!

by realheavyd on Dec 4, 2009 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Proud to be a Skins fan

Just want a change up once in a while.

by brettpedigo on Dec 6, 2009 7:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Here is some potentially good news for y'all:

18 Saints are on the injury report ahead of Sunday’s game with the Redskins in Washington D.C.

Here is the list as released by coach Sean Payton Friday afternoon:

Receiver Lance Moore (ankle / hamstring) did not practice, out

Cornerback Tracy Porter (knee) did not practice, out

Linebacker Marvin Mitchell (hamstring) did not practice, doubtful

Cornerback Randal Gay (hamstring) did not practice, doubtful

Cornerback Jabari Greer (groin) limited, questionable

Defensive end Bobby McCray (back) limited, questionable

Running back Reggie Bush (knee) limited, questionable

Offensive lineman Jermon Bushrod (thumb) limited, probable

Offensive lineman Jahri Evans (toe) limited, probable

Linebacker Scott Fujita (knee) limited, probable

Running back Mike Bell (knee) limited, probable

Running back Lynell Hamilton (shoulder) limited, probable

Linebacker Jo-lonn Dunbar (wrist) limited, probable

Tight end Jeremy Shockey (elbow) limited, probable

Cornerback Chris McAlister (knee) limited, probable

Linebacker Jonathan Vilma (knee) limited, probable

Running back Pierre Thomas (wrist) limited, probable

Center Jonathan Goodwin (ankle) limited probable

by realheavyd on Dec 4, 2009 6:38 PM EST reply actions  

And, now for the bad news:

The injury list for the Patriots game looked almost identical to this one.

by Drew-Dat on Dec 5, 2009 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

PLEASE show up

I’ll retract everything I said after that playoff clinching loss 2 years ago :)

by mjmrad on Dec 4, 2009 6:44 PM EST reply actions  

Ken, you tipped off our secret weapon
deep ball to Marko Mitchell

What if Gregg Williams reads this??

by CarverM on Dec 4, 2009 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

If Gregg Williams reads this--

it will be because he googled “Hannah Montana porn”

by Sugar on Dec 4, 2009 8:17 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Thats how I found this post

I thought, “Wow, what are the odds, now I only need one bookmark”

by Boo. on Dec 5, 2009 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Just got a report

A Montana was sited making a porn film on top of The SuperDome with 3 of Santas elves.Unfortunlly it was Joe.

by KilnBill on Dec 5, 2009 9:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Enough With Laron

He’s proven to be as useful as ADAM ARCHULETA this season.

He has more whiffs and missed tackles than any other stat

by Elaw6 on Dec 4, 2009 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

He was almost single-handedly responsible

for keeping us in the Dallas game. LaRon will be a game changer before its all said and done.

by CarverM on Dec 4, 2009 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Warning

Drew loves playing against young aggressive safeties. Just saying.

by WhoDat_OH on Dec 5, 2009 5:34 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'm just giving him a tipped pass

I’m not addressing the personal foul he is due to get this week

by Sugar on Dec 4, 2009 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

What is Marko Mitchell worth for a draft pick trade?

The Skins were reluctant to try and put Marko on the practice squad after his preseason.
He maybe worth between and 5th and 7th round pick. What is your guesstimate

by Jefferson1935 on Dec 4, 2009 10:21 PM EST reply actions  

To answer your question, he is most definitely worth a very late pick

But I don’t think it makes sense to trade him since 5th-7th round picks are crapshoots and he is a known quantity. We’re better off trading a guy like Moss for a higher pick and then running with Thomas, Kelly, Davis, Cooley and Mitchell next season. We could use the pick we get for Moss to draft an OL that might be able to help whatever quarterback we have get the ball downfield.

by Sugar on Dec 4, 2009 10:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Forgot to mention.............

Ya’ll are on a roll to get that first pick. Saints 33…. Skins 30. Great game though. Now I know why ya’ll have the Hog pin…………………Ya’lls stadium is a pig pin.

by saint-sly on Dec 6, 2009 5:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I just joined Hogs Haven to see what the opposition is up to.

Damn, you guys are as whacko as Saints Fans! Wish I would have joined a week ago. This looks like fun.

Oh, by the way, the “Perfect Storm” is coming to DC. Saints 41 – redskins 10.

Any skins fans who hate the vikings will get a complimentary, “Who Dat!” Good luck, boys.

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 5, 2009 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

Drew Brees can not win the game if he is not on the field .......

We will run the ball keeping Brees off of the field !! Ganther will have a big day today !! He is better than Rock just had to get used to plays.

by LETJASONPASS on Dec 6, 2009 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

And you won't get any toys if Santa doesn't come to your house.

Now, which do you prefer, toys or Brees? Oh, never mind. Brees is going to show up and break all your toys anyway. Why? ’Cause you made a naughty post! Shame.

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 6, 2009 6:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Good. Took the bait! Now we have you talking AND acting like a Saints Fan!

Hey, good luck, y’all. As I said in an earlier post I’m sorry I didn’t come to this site sooner. You guys really sound like a partying bunch.

Four hours and counting!

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 6, 2009 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Man, they get fired up easy

Espicially since we just stole the game from them. The Dallas board gets pretty frisky too. They get fightin mad very easy. Like a hornets nest.

by saint-sly on Dec 6, 2009 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, it happened

Brees stole it from them JND. We tried hard to give it away and just when it was in their hand…………………….He stole it. He is one tuff dude.

by saint-sly on Dec 6, 2009 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely stunning!

Fat, dumb, and happy. Hell, two out of three ain't bad!

I Want To Die In My Sleep Like My Grandpa – Not Screaming and Yelling Like His Passengers

by Just 'Nother Day on Dec 7, 2009 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

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