12 Days of Redskins Christmas

by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 25, 2009 7:00 AM EST in Parodies (Having a Laugh)

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...

Twelve coaches cursing...
Eleven Orakpo's sacking...
Ten lously losses...
Nine on IR...
Eight three and outs...
Seven false starts...
Six Campbell injuries...

Five (minus 2) SUPER BOWL RINGS...

Four lowly wins...
Three muffed punts...
Two Haynesworth shoves...

...and a team headed for 0-6 in the NFC East!!!

Happy holidays everyone in Redskins Nation. Cowboys coverage coming next. Note: The Skins actually have 10 on IR with #26...

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Believe it or not...

We will win tomorrow!! Our guys pride will not allow such a piss poor performance to not be a rallying point. Haynesworth & Orapko will make Romos night miserable, our O-line somehow holds up & JC shows some stuff. (alright, maybe I am a little light-headed after a wonderful Christmas morning) I do think that we win tho, we are better than we looked on Monday night

by ENsDad27 on Dec 25, 2009 10:12 AM EST reply actions

Nice dream

Dallas has everything to play for and we don’t. We have a lame duck coach and no
leaders save London Fletcher to speak of. Dallas is better then new york so this can even be more disastorious then last week.

I’d love to be proved wrong but brace yourself for some seconds of emarassement of national tv.

I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left- Barney Gumble

by CptChaosSidekick on Dec 25, 2009 1:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions

OK about tomorrow ...

But what about Sunday? ;-)

by d_c_guy on Dec 26, 2009 1:15 AM EST up reply actions

LOL

You are right… Sunday might be a problem

by ENsDad27 on Dec 26, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions

merry chrismas

to all may u get everything u want

okay i have cereal palsy arhrtis and chronic fatiue as well i have a grea life loveing folks some days are better that other days i got a make a wish in 2001 saw my favorive team the broncos was the trip of the lifetime i wish everyone couild gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that ok but i bleed organ and bule

by j-man on Dec 25, 2009 11:32 AM EST reply actions

Haynesworth

Albert was sent home early from practice today bc he was late for team meetings. I hate to say it but this team has packed it in.

"It was one of those things where everyone in the building was suddenly excited again," Cerrato said. "And all the women in the building were the most excited. They couldn't believe we were getting the guy from "Dancing With the Stars."

by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 25, 2009 3:07 PM EST via mobile reply actions

I don't find it surprising.

Playing for pride is one thing.

Trying to play for pride when your owner/GM castrated your dead-man-walking coach by pulling a nobody out of retirement in possibly the most convoluted coaching structure ever, imposed by the damn owner/gm themselves, is another.

These men are being paid millions and there’s not much excuse for quitting. But at the same time, your organization has an obligation to you to be professional, and Snyder/Cerrato/Zorn/Blache/Sherms have come up short, to say the least.

This season was ‘quit’ when the GENERAL MANAGER imposed a new coach & play caller onto the coaching staff mid-season.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 26, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions