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A Letter to Santa ... (hope it makes it to the North Pole in time)



Dear Santa,

  I know that I could have been a little better this year. But this would be the best Christmas ever, even better than when I received the Green Machine as a gift if you could send us a few things.. Please Santa send us a  Head Coach that understands game planning and that the players respect. Secondly Santa if you have some Offensive lineman laying around that the other kids do not want can we have them? Scratch that thought Santa that is our problem now playing with Offensive lineman others did not want.  How about a offensive line coach that understands modern pass rush schemes. We were not in the right blocking schemes for alot of the packages.( I know we all love Bugel but he is now past the wine stage he is vinegar). Ok, maybe you will have one of these, a DB coach that can prepare his players so they stop making the same mistakes over and over again. Santa if you can spare a new special teams coach that would be great as well. What kind of trick play was that? Santa, I am not sure if you can pick up ESPN in the North Pole. But if you watched the game you know what I mean. Last but not least I can not leave Jason Campbell off the list. Santa please, I need a neck brace a chiropractor and a good attorney. 
Why do you ask would I need these things? Well Santa they are not for me but Jason "The Human Pinata"  Campbell. I figure after last night he will need a neck brace for the whip lash he had to suffer and a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment. Opps, I almost forgot about the request for a attorney. After the physical assault Jason took he should be able to sue somebody (offensive lineman, refs no calls on late hits, coach responsible for blocking scheme). Santa, I know this is a short list. I don't want to be greedy. I figure others will have more to add to this list later..   

PS: Tell Mrs. Claus and Rudolph hello!

                                                                                      Thank You Santa,

                                                                                       LJP

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