A Letter to Santa ... (hope it makes it to the North Pole in time)
by LETJASONPASS on Dec 22, 2009 9:48 AM EST
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Dear Santa,
I know that I could have been a little better this year. But this would be the best Christmas ever, even better than when I received the Green Machine as a gift if you could send us a few things.. Please Santa send us a Head Coach that understands game planning and that the players respect. Secondly Santa if you have some Offensive lineman laying around that the other kids do not want can we have them? Scratch that thought Santa that is our problem now playing with Offensive lineman others did not want. How about a offensive line coach that understands modern pass rush schemes. We were not in the right blocking schemes for alot of the packages.( I know we all love Bugel but he is now past the wine stage he is vinegar). Ok, maybe you will have one of these, a DB coach that can prepare his players so they stop making the same mistakes over and over again. Santa if you can spare a new special teams coach that would be great as well. What kind of trick play was that? Santa, I am not sure if you can pick up ESPN in the North Pole. But if you watched the game you know what I mean. Last but not least I can not leave Jason Campbell off the list. Santa please, I need a neck brace a chiropractor and a good attorney.
Why do you ask would I need these things? Well Santa they are not for me but Jason "The Human Pinata" Campbell. I figure after last night he will need a neck brace for the whip lash he had to suffer and a chiropractor for a spinal adjustment. Opps, I almost forgot about the request for a attorney. After the physical assault Jason took he should be able to sue somebody (offensive lineman, refs no calls on late hits, coach responsible for blocking scheme). Santa, I know this is a short list. I don't want to be greedy. I figure others will have more to add to this list later..
PS: Tell Mrs. Claus and Rudolph hello!
Thank You Santa,
LJP
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OK, LJP
this one actually made me laugh.
I still can’t bring myself to completely blame Buges. He’s been asked to make lemonade out of shit for more than half a season.
SpotieOtieDopalicious
Ditto that
Please go easy on us, LJP. We already took hours of abuse listening to damn Giant and Cowboy fans laughing at us because our team played like a bunch of scared field mice.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
dude
my boss is a Giants fan. I’ve been wrestling with myself whether to just ignore him when he taunts, or just headbutt him next time he walks by.
UGH!!
SpotieOtieDopalicious
Well, from my experience
it’s hard to headbutt someone who’s head is up their butt.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
scott I was crying as well ..
I wanted change at the top but not this way.
by LETJASONPASS on Dec 22, 2009 10:12 AM EST up reply actions
Rekka
Buges should have been screaming bloody murder this offseason. Why do you think it is ok that he just said, “ok ill work with what i get delt.”
in the grand scheme of things
Knowing Danny and Vinny the way we do, knowing that in his second year here Zorn was going to have a bit more clout, do you HONESTLY think they would listen to Buges’ suggestions?
Think about it, he’s been the O-Line coach here for a LONG time. Do you really think that after 10 years, he’s NEVER asked for some more O-Line talent to develop in the draft?
SpotieOtieDopalicious
That letter was on its way to the North Pole LJP
but the last bit of the journey JC17 was delivering the letter and he was doing a great job but unfortunately just as he was about to get it there, he got intercepted!!!!
LOL
Just kidding LJP, holiday season and all, couldnt help but wind you up!!
Your his lover, can you explain to me why JC17 came back into the game after half time last night, he had every reason to just put his feet up and take the night off after the abuse he copped last night, I swear to god Turnstiles would have slowed the G-Men more than our O-Line did, shows what a lot of heart and what a great leader JC is, my god I felt sorry for the guy
Pommylee
This is the same reason I have supported him...
He is one of a kind when it comes to being tuff. He is also a team player. Not once has he called out Jim Zorn for his piss poor coaching. If you listen to Zorn when he discribes the one interception that Jason tryed to throw over a lineman. Zorn trys to emphasis that JC 17 should have thrown the ball in a lane instead. He always uses little slight comments to try and deflect some of the blame for the loss off of himself. He makes BS exscuses all the time never will he say" I funked up" . He even tryed to give the other teams defense credit for making a good play on the fake kick. It is amazing everyone knew that it was a dumb play. This is why I have been calling him a pansie. Sometimes as the head coach you need to accept responsibilty and I have never seen him do that.
by LETJASONPASS on Dec 23, 2009 8:32 AM EST up reply actions
SANTA, PLEASE TAKE THE TEAM AWAY FROM DAN AND GIVE IT TO SOMEONE WHO WILL PLAY NICE
The team is rotten, from top to bottom. Especially the top. Santa, send Snyder to Siberia and bring us a new owner… Everything else will work out just fine.
by savetheskins.com on Dec 22, 2009 11:55 PM EST reply actions
How about
Dear Santa, Please give Chris Samuels 5 more injury free years at a pro-bowl level.
Thank You
and PS, dont bother giving Danny Boy coal in his stocking, god knows he’ll find a diamond inside.
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