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The Revolution - On the 1st Day of Christmas, My Owner Gave To Me: A Future Without Vinny

Wow...where were you when the news came to you?

I had just gotten out of the shower and I happened to see my cell phone blinking. "Why are all these people calling me before 8 AM on a Thursday," I wondered. At first it was just missed calls. Then the texts started coming in. Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod...could it be real? The euphoria of the news Cerrato was fired combined with the Christmas music on the radio was perfect. Could you match two things better: Christmas and the end of the Cerrato era?

Do we dare take any credit for this move?

Short answer: "Yes", with an "if"...

Long answer: "No", with a "but".

1) Yes, if we believe that Dan Snyder would have continued down the road with Vinny Cerrato forever if fans hadn't persisted in beating the drum loud for his removal.

2) No, but that should not stop us from feeling good about this: we stumped hard for a very concrete, very tangible action and that action was taken by management. In our initial Revolution post, we asked that Snyder hold the Front Office responsible and accountable for the current climate of this franchise. This has seemingly occurred and in grand fashion. I would have to be crazy to even think for a second that Snyder reads this website and acts in accordance with our wishes. But between you and me, I feel like we have gone about taking this team to task in an appropriate manner. We stated at the outset that we believed Snyder wanted to win. We stated at the outset that we fully understand that if/when we hoist our next Super Bowl trophy, Dan Snyder will most likely be on that podium. NFL owners don't just go away because people don't like them. Our rally on this site has been and continues to be an outlet for our distress due to our perceived mismanagement of our favorite team. Today, Snyder brought new management in.

What does that mean for:

Star-divide

Jim Zorn- Probably doesn't change his hot seat status. We all said a while ago that we were fine if Snyder brought in an actual GM who decided to go in a different direction on the sidelines. To be fair, at least one of the coaches being mentioned a lot today (Gruden) grew up in the same coaching tree as Zorn, so it is conceivable that some continuity on offense could be maintained. (This is not my official "opinion on Gruden"...just a thought as it relates to the potential release of Zorn.)

Jason Campbell- I have to believe this strengthens the case for Jason Campbell to come back. Can't we all agree that our expectation is for Bruce Allen to survey the landscape of the league and the draft and determine that JC is more than likely our best option at quarterback for next season? Can't we also agree that Jason Campbell is more likely to come back and play with Vinny Cerrato out the door?

Sherman Lewis - I am so intrigued as to what goes down with Sherman Lewis in the weeks and months ahead. Say what you will, but since he has arrived, the results speak for themselves. What kind of desire does he have to roll up his sleeves and be more involved down the road? We shall find out.

Clinton Portis - Wow...Kind of forgot about him in all of this. I don't think anything has changed here...

KevinE- I am worried about KevinE...I am not sure he can survive without Vinny Cerrato around. Vinny was so good for material...Kevin is going to have to work a lot harder to generate funny email spoofs without Vinny in the house.

The Revolution- We use this Revolutionary rhetoric almost tongue-in-cheek. Why? Because it makes us feel like we are banding together under common principles and goals. We are not at war. But we are also not finished with the job we set out to do. We still have a wish list and we intend to continue putting it out there. Besides, I think "The Revolution" is a fantastic title for a rabid fan community like ours, made even more appropriate given our locale (nation's capital) and our fervent loyalty to our team.

Truly ours is a unique sense of joy and satisfaction, knowing that we have been steadfast in our goal to see the Vinny Cerrato era come to an end, and knowing that we have pursued that goal in a way that was never disrespectful to our team or the great players who put it on the line for us each Sunday. Our struggle must continue, but today we ask ourselves the following question: Is it possible that Dan Snyder now stands in our ranks?

Long Live the Revolution!

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Dan Snyder is in our ranks?!

My brain is too fried by the euphoria of today and 48 hours of finishing school work to think of the appropriate real world revolutionary parallel. Someone please help me.

Also, I’d love to see a new facebook page spoof come out of all this…. You know, “Dan is no longer in a relationship”, or “Dan has joined the group ‘Burgundy Revolution’” and other much more clever things.

by Boo. on Dec 17, 2009 6:00 PM EST reply actions  

hehehehe

maybe I drank too much spiked eggnog today…the question did occur to me. Though the idea does seem a little absurd.

by Sugar on Dec 17, 2009 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh wow...

It’s definitely time for me to do a Dan Snyder facebook hack

by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 17, 2009 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I get the feeling

like it will be epic!

SpotieOtieDopalicious

by Rekka on Dec 18, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

awesome

hope they give Zorn another year.

by hsoup on Dec 17, 2009 6:07 PM EST reply actions  

Dind dong the son of a b%@&h is dead

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Seriously though why do people talk about whether or not JC would be willing to come back? Assuming this is an uncapped year he won’t have any choice if we give him the largest tender. What’s he gonna do? Sit out a season?

by BayAreaBullet on Dec 17, 2009 6:08 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Thank-you

An uncapped year Jason either plays as a Redskins or sit’s out

by dr WNC on Dec 17, 2009 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

you beat me
Dind dong the son of a b%@&h is dead

As soon as I read the WashPost piece on my phone when coming to work today that Vinnie was gone I was running different
 
Ding Dong…….Dead rhymes through my head but couldnt come up with the perfect one, You just did,.,,,,, Brilliant

Pommylee

by Pommylee on Dec 17, 2009 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

SORRY, NOT TRUSTING SNYDER AND CERTAINLY NOT WELCOMING HIM

He made the move because he can’t sell premium seating and sales are down. Let’s see if he can hire a strong coach and leave the decisions up to the pros…

www.savetheskins.com

by savetheskins.com on Dec 17, 2009 6:13 PM EST reply actions  

welcome him?

to where? I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t even want to come over to your house unless you cut down a forest to improve his view first.

by BayAreaBullet on Dec 17, 2009 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

also please leave our site you disgusting troll

You are not a part of our community you are just some huckster trying to make a buck. You provide nothing but advertisements for your pathetic bumper stickers. You are even worse than Snyder. Snyder causes our misery but you profit off it like some vulture. You are the dregs of humanity. A true bottom feeder. You are a POS and should eat shit till you die.

Sincerely,

                   A legit redskins fan.

by BayAreaBullet on Dec 17, 2009 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

+1

For tree cutting reference.

by SSBlitz on Dec 17, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

+10

For the tree cutting reference at this time of the year. Not surprised that Dan would cut down a whole forest to celebrate Christmas. :)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 9:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Vinny's Christmas Carol

Hey guys, this is my first time posting on here, but I figured you’d enjoy this little ditty I worked up in honor of Vinny’s departure. It’s to the tune of “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.”

http://www.ffodc.com/articles/washington-redskins/vinny-carol.html

Fight For Old D.C. Admin
Love my Hokies, Caps, Redskins, Wizards and Nats.

by The Miz on Dec 17, 2009 6:33 PM EST reply actions  

Proof of what a small minded Petty Man Cerrato is

In his obligatory ‘thatnks for the opportunity, though I’m dissapointed, rah rah rah" statment

He thanked all the coaches, including New Sherm that he has worked with but left Zorn out altogether.

Really, the dude you fought for just over 12 months ago, what a petty petty tiny pathetic little grub you are Cerrato, I hope to god you dont have kids cos if you are teaching them your type of morals in your house, they are destined for a future in B-Grade Reality Television you pathetic little worm of a man

Pommylee

by Pommylee on Dec 17, 2009 6:51 PM EST reply actions  

Here's to Vinny

never getting a job in Aussie Rules Football again either!

by Boo. on Dec 17, 2009 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

He can go to Collingwood

and destroy that team (they are sort of the AFL’s Dallas Cowboys) if he wants!

U know what though seriously I hope he never works in any capacity anywhere ever again, I want him to be pushed into a financial position where he has to choose between food and sunglasses, just to see if my hunch is correct and he will choose the Sunglasses

Pommylee

by Pommylee on Dec 17, 2009 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome, PommyLee
where he has to choose between food and sunglasses, just to see if my hunch is correct and he will choose the Sunglasses

At Vinny’s next job: “Would you like some fries with those sunglasses?”

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 9:03 AM EST up reply actions  

HAHAHA

+21

SpotieOtieDopalicious

by Rekka on Dec 18, 2009 10:04 AM EST up reply actions  

It's also proof how disconnected from reality Cerrato is
Proof of what a small minded Petty Man Cerrato is

Not only is he petty, but he’s completely refusing to take responsibility for his actions. And to call his hiring of Zorn an “action” is a severe understatement. Cerrato fought tooth and nail for this guy, and now you’re going to insult him on your way out the door, as if he betrayed you or did something wrong?

He may suck as a coach, but that decision is on you, Vinny, not on Zorn.

What a pathetic loser.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 10:00 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m an Eagles fan. Best move you guys have made in years.

I am the people's troll :3™

by yomjoseki on Dec 17, 2009 7:05 PM EST reply actions  

Congratulations and Happy Holidays

I’m a long suffering Raiders fan, so I know what its like to see your favorite, once proud team be eroded to nothing by bad management. Bad owners can get away with this because a certain amount of the fan base will never completely give up on their beloved team. You guys are living examples of this. But you didn’t just take it lying down; you started a Revolution and now you get to enjoy the benefits. Cheers to you!

by guapobob on Dec 17, 2009 8:23 PM EST reply actions  

Hang in there

Al won’t be running the team forever …

by d_c_guy on Dec 17, 2009 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Al Davis

is the real life Mr. Burns. Seriously, how long is that f***er going to live?

by CarverM on Dec 17, 2009 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

until Frodo and Sam

toss his SB rings into the fiery furnace of Mt. Doom.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Dec 17, 2009 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

OK

That’s f’n funny :-)

by d_c_guy on Dec 18, 2009 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

ha

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 10:01 AM EST up reply actions  

HA

you guys are on fire today

SpotieOtieDopalicious

by Rekka on Dec 18, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Hate to say this about any human

but I’m sorry the Resident Evil persists – at least in attempting to manage the Raiders. Good luck going forward.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

Vinny probably got me an F

I found out this morning during my digital imaging exam when I jumped on ESPN real fast. During the entire test I couldn’t concentrate I was so excited. Thanks Vinny for fucking me one last time…

Russ Grimm for head coach? Jason Gray as DC?

by TJJJJJJ on Dec 18, 2009 1:29 AM EST reply actions  

Zorn to finish his contract next year

then we’ll talk.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 9:21 AM EST up reply actions  

They are saying

that Shanahan, when talking to Buffalo, said Allen was must-have to sign him as coach. Zorn looks done-zo.

Foaming at the mouth from all the excitement of a "Kindergarten Ninja"-less Front Office!

by Rabid on Dec 18, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

interesting
that Shanahan, when talking to Buffalo, said Allen was must-have to sign him as coach

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

Makes sense...

Bruce Allen is a Yes man….he relies on the coach to make all the draft decisions. Shanahan wants a LOT of control. He was Gm/Coach in Denver which is too much….this is close to that.

by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 18, 2009 10:53 AM EST up reply actions  

so answer one question

if we hire Shanahan with Allen as GM, are we screwed?

From everything I’m reading, we’ve got a GM that can’t evaluate rookies, so he leans on his coach, and the coach is power hungry and would probably want to call his own shots.

SpotieOtieDopalicious

by Rekka on Dec 18, 2009 11:39 AM EST up reply actions  

The good news in that situation

is that our defense is sound and has some talent to sustain itself in the coming years…

Shanahan should help get us some Offensive linemen and a quality running back in the middle of the draft.

No wonder Portis already said he will be gone next year…I bet he knew they were signing Shanahan weeks ago.

by Sugar on Dec 18, 2009 11:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Portis and Shanahan don't have beef

The split was over money & business. Not talent or personality.

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

that's not true

Karl Mecklenburg told me they had personality issues with Portis not wanting to practice.

by Kevin Ewoldt on Dec 18, 2009 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

good to know. I never saw any reports of that

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 12:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The main reason I came down hard

on Portis lately in some of my posts.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I wonder if they will bring in a personel guy to be under Allen

I always thought the problem with hiring some boy genius personel guy is that Snyder wouldn’t listen to him. If they had some up and comer on the staff I can see it working out really well.

by BayAreaBullet on Dec 18, 2009 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

We do have one up & comer

Hopefully he’s kept around.

I think his name is Morocco Brown. (and no, that’s not a made up name)

"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins

by smutsboy1 on Dec 18, 2009 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think so, necessarily.

Bruce Allen has his strengths, one of them not being play evaluation. If that’s a strength of Shanahan (I think it is), they should coincide pretty well together.

by SSBlitz on Dec 18, 2009 2:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I do find it kinda funny

that Holmgren is going back to Cleveland to pick up on his interviewing. I wonder if Bruce was a surprise to him! LOL

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 9:23 AM EST reply actions  

Did anyone else wake up this morning

and the air smelled fresher? The sun was brighter? and the skins look like an upset pick on monday night? Life is good, my friends.

Foaming at the mouth from all the excitement of a "Kindergarten Ninja"-less Front Office!

by Rabid on Dec 18, 2009 10:26 AM EST reply actions  

Ditto that!

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

by Scott E on Dec 18, 2009 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

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