Pour Some Sugar On Me - Roger Goodell Establishes What the Fine Will Be If Dan Snyder Does Not Fire Vinny Cerrato
In case you missed it, the Tennessee Titans owner was filmed giving Buffalo Bills fans the ol' bird from his perch on Sunday. If you aren't a Bills player, fan or employee--or Roger Goodell--you probably laughed your ass off. Goodell dropped a $250,000 fine on Bud Adams today...which leads me to my headline...because if Snyder does not fire Cerrato, he will be essentially flipping the entire Redskins fanbase the middle finger, and should be fined at least the same $250,000 amount.
Ten Yard Fight - 10 Chances To Make One Good Point
It's Dallas Week, so this week, instead of covering the league, I got 10 great memories of involving the hated Cowgirls. This is not an exhaustive list, nor is it any particular order. Feel free to add to this collection in the comments section below.
1) Darryl Grant's catch of a Dexter Manley tipped ball and subsequent touchdown in the NFC Championship game in 1982. It is one of my earliest memories of watching the Redskins period. I was barely 5 years old. The win over the despicable Cowgirls put us in the Super Bowl and the television images of RFK rocking are burned into my brain. Box score here.
2) Lavar Arrington tracking down Troy Aikman and sending him to the broadcasting booth. I admit this is kind of a macabre memory to love, but this one is great for multiple reasons. First, after so many Sundays of getting burned by Aikman over the years, it was satisfying (and fitting) that it be the Redskins that ended his career. Guys like him would and could play forever but they usually get knocked out of the league. Troy made the right decision to retire and as it turns out, he is one hell of a television broadcaster. He is generally fair and even-handed when he calls Redskins games, though since he is on the "A" team for Fox, we have rarely gotten him over the years.
3) Darrell Green's last game as a Redskin. The miserable Cowgirls were in complete disarray that week. Dave Campo's job was in question and the players on his sideline had completely phoned it in. We probably had no business beating that team but they were so obviously out of sorts it was hardly a contest. Both teams finished with losing records that year, but the going away present everyone wanted to give Darrell was a home victory over the pitiful Cowgirls. Box score here.
4) Brunell to Moss twice in the 4th quarter on Monday Night Football. I sat in stunned silence as the seconds ticked away in a loss that most likely was going to cost us the season. I was at a bar in Bethesda and as some of my buddies were ready to roll, I told them I kind of had to watch the end of this one. I had to witness the final whistle on my hopes for the season. The first touchdown to Moss was fun, but that feeling in my stomach that it was too little, too late was impossible to ignore. Then...no way...a seconddeep ball to Moss? With the lead in hand now, I was left to ponder the sick joke being played on us all that night: we come all the way back in the last minute only to lose to a field goal at the last second. The ensuing defensive stop was awesome, and everyone went crazy. Every car on the street was honking and every passerby was high-fiving. Box score here.
5) I would like to take this moment to remember a few moments from the pathetic Cowgirls' history that did not involve the Skins. Both were playoff games, and both put BIG smiles on my face. The first was back in 1998, in a playoff game against the Cardinals. Jake "The Snake" Plummer led the Cards to a huge win over Dallas. I might be mistaken, but it could have been their first playoff victory. Have the Cowgirls won a playoff game since then? Maybe they have, but I am not so sure. The second moment was more recent. When the Cowgirls had the game in hand against the Seahawks in the 2006-2007 playoffs, Romo was set to hold for a game-winning field goal. The rest is not only history, it created a whole new vocabulary. In prison, they now say, "Don't 'Romo' the soap!" I tell my two year old not to "Romo" his bottle. Cell phone users hate it when their calls are "Romo'ed".
6) The blocked field goal/Sean Taylor return a few years ago. It was a pretty classic slugfest but with the score tied 19-19, we found ourselves on defense with the low-life Cowgirls driving to put it away on the leg of Mike Vanderjagt. I remember it all too well...Jason Witten absolutely abusing Adam Archuleta for a huge gainer to set up the last-second kick. Once again, I found myself sitting in my seat awaiting the inevitable. I did not have the best angle to see the block, and once that ball was loose, it was tough to tell who had the ball. But then there was #21, making his way for the game-winner. Everyone was going nuts...but even within the moment, I knew it was overtime, since the clock was ticking down to zero during the play. Sean Taylor's head-whip was visible from my seat. It was an obvious call. When the referee announced we were going to have one more play from the end of the penalty, it was as if he actually announced, "Everyone is going to get laid." Nick Novak...47 yards...ball game. Box score here.
7) Darrell Green chasing down Tony Dorsett on Monday Night Football. This one I did not see live. I have seen it a million times though and it always makes me gawk. Forget the game itself...in one moment, one of the greatest running backs in the league was shown to be very mortal, and an unknown, undersized cornerback put himself on the map forever.
8) Jason Buck pushing the center into Troy Aikman, forcing the fumble and the ensuing Emmitt Smith gaffe that led to the Danny Copeland touchdown. I believe it was the season opener, on Monday Night Football with Mark Rypien under center for the Skins. I was a hot pretzel vendor at RFKstadium in high school and I had a knack for making sure I was selling pretzels in a section with the best view of the action on the field. On this play, I was actually behind the end zone that the Cowgirls were playing out of, and I saw the whole thing unfold. Jason Buck lined up over the Dallas center and on the snap, he bullrushed the dude right into Troy Aikman who never had a chance. Emmitt Smith made a huge bonehead error by not covering the ball (did he try and throw it or just muff it?) and we recovered for the touchdown. Only thing is, the refs never saw any of it. Danny Copeland, who had recovered the ball for the touchdown, had run almost to midfield celebrating. The refs were still looking in the pile of linemen for the ball. Everyone was yelling and pointing at Copeland, who then ran back and showed the refs the ball. I remember thinking, "Are they just going to take his word in this?" We beat the sad-sack Cowgirls handily, but that was pretty much the end of the "good old days" era. I think that was Richie Petitbon's debut? Box score here.
9) Cooley's 3 TD performance in 2005 to propel us to the playoffs. Mark Brunell threw four total touchdown passes in a game where we absolutely dominated the detestable Cowgirls. It was one of the best games I have ever been to at FedEx. Drew Bledsoe threw three interceptions and Clinton Portis ran for 112 yards to go along with the studly performance from Cooley. Box score here.
10) I'll make this one last since I know that the wretched Cowgirls were barely trying, but in November of 2007, we grabbed the final NFC playoff spot by holding Marion Barber to -1 rushing yards and the entire team to only 1 yard rushing. They actually brought Tony Romo back out for a series in the second half but quickly removed him to prevent a certain injury. Our defense was incredibly nasty that day. Box score here.
On these, I certainly stand to be corrected on any facts I may have misstated. I am very aware of some of the older games played between the two teams that featured such greats as Ken Houston, Sonny Jurgensen, Charley Taylor...I am hopeful that those of you out there who saw these games firsthand will share your memories.
Give Me The Numbers, STAT!
PSSOM Notes...Well last week I pulled for Jim Zorn to be given another year and we had quite the lengthy discussion about it. Nothing quite as controversial about this week's edition I'm afraid. It seems though that some of my article titles are not getting through to folks. Seriously, the fact that even one person "corrected" the Animal House reference yesterday is embarrassing. Last week, one poor soul didn't get the Def Leppard reference in the title of this weekly piece (this marks the 14th edition of the PSSOM series.) We need to do better. Finally, we have to stay positive after the big win and prior to the showdown in Dallas, but we can't just forget altogether the joke of a front office we have. If we reserve all commentary on that subject for losing weeks we not only come off as whiners, we become no better than mindless kittens, distracted by the ball of yarn that is each win. I'll keep it simple and I'll keep the message on point. The following list represents a possible example of a good front office--do your own compare and contrast with Vinny Cerrato's reign of terror:
Notable First Round Draft Picks
1996 - T Jonathan Ogden
LB Ray Lewis
1997 - LB Peter Boulware
1999 - CB Chris McAllister
2000 - RB Jamal Lewis
2001 - TE Todd Heap
2002 - S Ed Reed
2003 - LB Terrell Suggs
QB Kyle Boller
2005 - WR Mark Clayton
2006 - DT Haloti Ngata
2007 - G Ben Grubbs
2008 - QB Joe Flacco
2009 - T Michael Oher
By the way, I counted and these men have combined for 39 Pro Bowls. That does not include any from Haloti Ngata, who will get his fair share I am sure. I don't particularly care for the Ravens, but Ozzie Newsome is simply a class act. Every pick may not be a Hall of Famer, but only one of these guys didn't pan out (Boller). You want to hear the worst part? They have a stated rule that every year they draft at least one offensive lineman. Now, I don't know how that has worked out each year, but holy crap is that a refreshing philosophy.
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Re: #1
I was at that game. The stadium was shaking but it was more like the whole stadium structure was doing the “wave.” It actually got quite scary. You could look up and see the upper decks moving and we were in the “bowl” and it was shaking too! Add Dexter’s hit that put Danny White mercifully out of the game to the great moments here.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 17, 2009 12:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Does Haynesworth stomping that Cowboy count??
Honorable Mention perhaps.
by KevinE on Nov 17, 2009 12:59 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
I would add
Ken Houstons hit that stopped Walt Garrison on the 1 yd line for the win. One of my earliest memories of watching the Skins.
Joe Gibbs bringing his replacements to the game in the strike season while fully half the Cowgirls crossed the picket line to play. Joe totally out coached and out motivated the replacements for the win. Pretty much “The Miracle on Sod.”
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 17, 2009 1:00 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Re: #4
I was in college at the time and I was in a big square of apartments after the game people (probably 100-200) were hanging off their balconies shooting off fireworks, cheering, pounding on the gutters. Needless to say it took about 15 cops and about a half hour to shut everyone up. Priceless Memory!
by skinsfan28 on Nov 17, 2009 1:06 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Re: #6
Don’t forget the added sweetness in that the play previous to the block, TO dropped a wide open potential scoring pass that would have at minimum given them a first down and a much closer FG attempt.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 17, 2009 1:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Even though he lit us up on occasion...
I miss TO in a Cowgirls jersey. He was such a little baby. It was very well-known that he was terrified of Sean Taylor. In fact, in his last season with the Iggles, he came up with “flu-like symptoms” to avoid playing him. At a press conference that week, Andy Reid even said he was fine and wasn’t sure why TO was declaring himself out for the game.
I always bring this up, but back when #21 was #36, he punched TO in the face at the line of scrimmage. Please somebody tell me they remember this. It was a 15 yard penalty and certainly hurt our defense, but TO was always afraid of ST after that. Sean always made it clear that he was out to hurt TO whenever possible.
by Sugar on Nov 17, 2009 1:18 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Man I miss that guy.
- is also my priceless Skins/Dallas memory. There was no way that anyone in my dorm was asleep after that 2nd TD. I was close to burning the place down.
by CarverM on Nov 17, 2009 1:36 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I remember and it was the best 15 yards we could have spent
The price of TO’s fear was cheap in my estimation. Sean Taylor was beast. And all WR’s feared him in the field. Hell, WR’s feared him so much, Pinkston went alligator arms when Ryan Clark was threatening.
by monk81 on Nov 17, 2009 1:45 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
i honestly feel they would have won easily had TO caught that pass.
by kdogg3270 on Nov 18, 2009 12:49 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Ozzie Newsome might be the best GM in the league
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
by smutsboy1 on Nov 17, 2009 2:08 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
semi-related
I guess
"By far the worst performers on the team are in the front office." – Sally Jenkins
by smutsboy1 on Nov 17, 2009 2:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Comes to mind whenever its being discussed. The fact that they have a good GM makes it worse.
by CarverM on Nov 17, 2009 4:30 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
The Wire is an amazing TV show though
Baltimore… I loathe that city
Pommylee
by Pommylee on Nov 17, 2009 5:55 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Good memories, though a few I was too small for
I was at the thrashing of Dallas recalled in #9. I’ve always been a Skins fan but that 05 season when Joe Gibbs looked like he was righting the ship really re-energized me as a fan.
I like Baltimore and I like the Ravens organization, and even the team. It is elements of their fan base that I find to be pretty off-putting. They just aren’t football people.
Granted I grew up between B-More and DC and all Spring and Summer I’m rooting for the orange and black. I like my teams to have a solid, rich history. The Ravens fan base has too many obnoxious trailer trash people in their fan base who don’t know the first thing about football and the Nats fan base has way too many pussies (I know, I know, people who grew up in NoVa can’t help the fact that they’re weenies) who don’t know anything about baseball (or fun for that matter). I’ve found it best to stick with the teams I grew up with.
by SkinsOsTerps on Nov 17, 2009 5:24 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
both miracle finishes from Gibbs 2.0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKCvtoFqWOQ
Goosebumps.
by artmonk4ever on Nov 17, 2009 5:51 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Man,
that makes you miss Sean Taylor so much. He just made special things happen.
by ronoD nagrO on Nov 18, 2009 9:23 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
#1 thru #10
Video Links please????
if possible…
I know you get sick of these requests ppl, but I have to ask
Pommylee
by Pommylee on Nov 17, 2009 5:57 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
A lot of goog vids at the youtube link above!!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 17, 2009 6:14 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
*good
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 17, 2009 6:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
cant get YouTube at work
but I’ll be checking it out when I get home, thanks again guys you are all lifesavers, fair dinkum
Pommylee
by Pommylee on Nov 17, 2009 6:54 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
but much better article this week sir
by Grand Tanyon Sturtze on Nov 17, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
YES!
one at a time…one at a time
by Ken Meringolo on Nov 17, 2009 6:42 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
as far as your last entry goes (2007 game, skins victory)…they sent out Romo in the third quarter to break the cowboys single-season passing record, formerly held by Danny White. I despise them for that bullshit. Proves my point that Romo plays for stats. what about winning a late-season game of importance? something he’s never done. notice how (as u mentioned) that he went RIGHT BACk OUT of the game early in the third quarter after completing a pass? Surely somebody else picked up on this.
by kdogg3270 on Nov 18, 2009 12:47 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Christmas Came early for the Cowboys and Romo this year
Usually they wait until December to collapse, but like a kid who cant wait for Santa on Xmas eve they just got overexcited and opened their presents early this year, starting their inevitbaltle collapse in November!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Believe me there is a really funny line or joke in that scenario somewhere but I just cannot get the wording right today ….. hehehehehe)
Skins to help them fail
Redskins 31 Cowboys 13
Pommylee
by Pommylee on Nov 18, 2009 12:50 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
I'm calling for SHUTOUT
its time this defense smacks someone in the mouth. Who better than the Cowfags?
by CarverM on Nov 18, 2009 10:31 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Considering
we have a target of opportunity, I say let’s go for it!
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 18, 2009 10:34 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think the joke is
inevitbaltle
Your fingers just got back from the dentist. :)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
by Scott E on Nov 18, 2009 10:33 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
That's Aussie
for can’t f’ing type. Haha
I think its great that they get rid of T.O, think all of their drama problems are solved, and still melt down.
by CarverM on Nov 18, 2009 10:59 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
it is now!!
That’s Aussie for can’t f’ing type. Haha
Pommylee
by Pommylee on Nov 18, 2009 5:51 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
How could I forget #4
I was on board CVN 75 off the east coast. I am the only redskin fan in a berthing of 200 sailors. At least a quarter of the berthing was CowGirls fan. ( even though maybe 1 or 2 weere actually from Dallas ) For almost four quarters the whole berthing is just dumping on me as the redskins put on a stink fest. Then those two plays to moss and then the cherry on top with the Taylor hit. The whole berthing went silent and I just basked in it. I didnt even have to say anything. Needless for the rest of the underway anytime a cowgirl fan brought up anything about the skins I just mentioned that game and the conversation was over just that quick
by ccrun1800 on Nov 18, 2009 5:20 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

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