Redskins Woes in Tom Cruise Movie Posters (Pictures)

by Kevin Ewoldt on Oct 20, 2009 12:56 PM EDT in Parodies (Having a Laugh)

Hate him or love him, Tom Cruise has put out a lot of quality movies. Since Mr. Snyder loves mingling with Tom Cruise as his fan base aches, I thought it'd be clever to expose all the Redskins problems via Tom Cruise movie posters. Enjoy.

More Tom Cruise movies after the jump...

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Nicely done Kevin

lol…Sorry but I still think the Raiders are the laughing stock though in spite of their 2 wins.

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by Jaxon on Oct 20, 2009 8:29 AM EDT reply actions

I wish I could

agree with you. But, sadly, I think we have become the NFL punchline. Truthfully, I think it is expected of the Raiders at this point. Al Davis is definitely senile, so at least they have an excuse. Plus, at least he’s won doing it his way. The Redskins, on the other hand, add a (high priced) piece here and there like they already have most of the roster set. SO now we have one of the priciest products with little return on our investment. In other words, a high priced piece of junk. We are essentially a DeLorean. Now we’ll see if Sherm Lewis can be our Doc Brown and take us back in time18 years.

by CJHutch on Oct 20, 2009 8:44 AM EDT up reply actions

If you take our head coaching soap opera into account

WE are definitely the laughing stock

The Offensive Line is Snyder's Fault

by smutsboy1 on Oct 20, 2009 9:28 AM EDT up reply actions

not after beating philly

by les boulez bomber on Oct 20, 2009 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions

Well done Kevin

But you missed one of Cruise’s earliest movies with a title that would fit well for Vinny’s propaganda campaign: All The Right Moves. Plus, we get full frontal from Lea Thompson.

by monk81 on Oct 20, 2009 9:24 AM EDT reply actions

the Rain Man one is amazing.

The Offensive Line is Snyder's Fault

by smutsboy1 on Oct 20, 2009 9:27 AM EDT reply actions

Hilarious

The MI poster says it all. While my Ravens have torn my heart out the past three weeks, at least we go into games thinking we’ve got a shot. Good luck to you and the team, though. Hey, you guys want Peter Angelos to take over for Dan?

aka 'Rexx'

by Bruce Raffel on Oct 20, 2009 9:29 AM EDT reply actions

I'm surprised you didn't make one

for The Color of Money

by CarverM on Oct 20, 2009 9:33 AM EDT reply actions

I actually pulled that one up...

But it’s just an 8-ball…

by Kevin Ewoldt on Oct 20, 2009 9:45 AM EDT up reply actions

well there's the link

they apparently use a magic 8-ball when it comes to making draft decisions.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Oct 20, 2009 10:40 AM EDT up reply actions

Haha excellent

I’ll try and tack that one on later tonight. All th answers say “draft a wr”

by Kevin Ewoldt on Oct 20, 2009 12:02 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

and it always says....

Answer unclear…. Ask again next year

by CarverM on Oct 20, 2009 11:27 AM EDT reply actions

this is great thanks…

the broncos just went 6-0 … their quarterback is kyle orton and they dont have any receivers to note. they have a tight end that is not even as good a receiver as cooley and a 2nd year running back.

they also got a bunch of washington redskins draft picks

by les boulez bomber on Oct 20, 2009 12:40 PM EDT reply actions