Friday Night "Mights" - Washington Redskins vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

We will set our sights higher than “WIN” at the point in time when we are justified in doing so.

I saw a video clip of Redskins pre-Giants game, and they did a 3-2-1-Punch em in the mouth! cheer at the beginning. I haven’t stopped saying it since.

Awesome!! Short and sweet!!

I am full from the faith, which we do not blow goat balls. I have the testicles too teabag you weak Fotzen, if you wish to talk slap. Change is the language to German the only way, which I can say, what I really too wants. Everything of you weakly does not have females mindfully however limited to the managers of this place, please I begs inclusively you too either seizes your balls or grows some. Listen Christians Adolph Jurgensen III, Larry Michael, and SAM Schnaufen does not make it easier stomach. Sometimes, although you must swallow your pride, and takes a few impacts in order finally to overcome. I impact before do not listen to these 3 broad castors to and to DVR the play, so that you can watch him more than once, and receive its own lecture, all the same whether we actually suck. Hopefully this beginner quarter will have back its snatched neck. All hail victory

let’s hope for a wonderful outcome at the debut of the Washington Brown Bag Brigade.

Bags on our heads?!!? Come on guys…that is so depressing. It is too early to throw in the towel on the team.

Refusing to wear my Redskins gear, and DEFINITELY refusing to buy more or do anything which puts money in Snyder’s pocket.

When he gets a decent coach, and a GM, then I might start buying again, but not until then. And I won’t wear my Redskins shirts, etc., until Zorn is gone. I don’t blame him for losing; I do blame him for the playcalling, which is putting the team into position to lose instead of win.

Anyone know a Skins bar?

 Their was a terror alert at Redskins Parks practice facility and practice was delayed 2 hours after a player found an unknown white, powdery substance on the field. Coaches immediately suspended practice and called the FBI. They determined that the white substance unknown to players was the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents determined the team was unlikely to see the substance again this season.

Oh well I’ll just have to think of another…

Unfortunately a 1pm game for you guys means waking up at 3am to listen to the live radio stream for me. I won’t be doing that this week, mainly because of the lack of entertainment over the last 3 games, and also my lecturer and lab partner haven’t really appreciated me turning up for the 9am electrical engineering labs for the past few Mondays drunk, tired, and pissed off. So basically I will only be able to check out the box score report and highlights. Hopefully we will pick it up in the next few weeks and I will be able to return to my Monday morning antics…

BOLD PREDICTIONS: Most people seem pretty down this week, so I decided to make a few more POSITIVE predictions….

1. The Defense has a performance that lives up to CJHutch’s wildest fantasies.

2. My favorite player Campbell has a solid, mistake free game… 25 of 35 for 350yds, 3TDs, 0 Int… this makes his passer rating 131.8 for the game, and 102.5 for the season(Yes I crunched the numbers). If the rest of the QB’s stay at their current levels of efficiency, this makes Campbell a top 5 passer. Actually he would be 4th.

3. Because of our passing game, Carolina decides to focus on stopping the pass next week. Portis’ injuries heal and he runs buck-wild for 150yds and 2 TDs in week 5. We have a winning record coming into week 6.

Bonus. While chasing down a Buccaneer close to the sideline, London Fletcher accidentally frieght trains coach Blache. Hopefully this either knocks some sense into Blache, or knocks him out for the season!