We could blame the line, we could blame the defense, hell, we could.... Wait, forget all that shit!...

We could blame the line, we could blame the defense, hell, we could.... Wait, forget all that shit! We played fuc**** terrible...

The 10 year old girl who sang the National Anthem could have taken my place in the post game interviews to explain how bad the Redskins looked. For that matter, she could have gotten some of her friends together and put on the Burgundies.

Chris Cooley

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I drafted Cooley in one of my fantasy teams Cpt Caveman? Who's that??

Espn’s take on him

Captain Caveman has been amazingly consistent the past three seasons: Cooley always amasses just fewer than 800 yards; he’s always around 60 or 70 catches; he’s always between six and eight touchdowns. But last year he became a potentially more valuable player in the red zone, where he saw his targets jump from eight in ‘06 to 19 in ’07. Jim Zorn is bringing Seattle’s version of the West Coast offense to D.C., and tight ends haven’t regularly produced huge seasons for Zorn in the past. But we’re pretty sure that Cooley will prove to be the exception. There just isn’t a lot of non-rookie size elsewhere in the Redskins’ receiving corps, so you can still expect Cooley to be a primary target from in close.

I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left- Barney Gumble

by CptChaosSidekick on Aug 25, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

Hi

Hi,
I like your posting,
its very nice,
bye…

WashingtonDrugAddiction

by johndisoja on Aug 25, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions

so cooley its not even funny (ok so it is!)…i love his over-the-top with an underminded thought process he brings to each quote! oh yea, and his wife is a smoking hot but fired ex-cheerleader…
ROCK IT COOLEY STYLE!

-Dave
http://www.eSellOut.com
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by esellout on Aug 26, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply actions