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Ryan Boschetti is tenacious, can play cards

As we obsess this offseason over those undrafted free agents who may or may not make the team, it's important to remember that some -- those brave few who weather the storms of practice squads and roster cuts -- end up not only making the team but sticking around for years to come. The short history of one such player, Ryan Boschetti, follows:

  1. Undrafted in 2004 out of UCLA (already has a leg up, as this is no Eastern Washington Tech State University, Tappeyokapudding) gets signed by the Redskins.
  2. It was great while it lasted; cut sometime prior to the regular season. His tenure started in April, but by September he'd been cut and then promoted (demoted?) to the practice squad.
  3. Chin up, guy, he's promoted to active roster duty in November of that season.
  4. December 12th of that season he has his first start, against the Eagles. One tackle later and hte game is over.
  5. Has another start in 2005 and records time in a majority of our games. He is a part of Gregg Williams rotating defensive line scheme, that works to great effect... at least that year.
  6. Maybe that's why it went so poorly? 2006 saw just two games with Boschetti on the field.
  7. Uno game in 2007. Many, myself included, speculate that Boschetti's time with the team may be coming to an end because the d-line is simply in too much need of an upgrade, and he's the odd man out. However, history should inform us that Ryan Boschetti is made of tougher stuff than your average camp fodder, and has proven himself tenacious in keeping a roster spot with the greatest team in sports.

In case you were wondering, per his 'Skins bio:

  • Admires former NFL great Joe Montana.

     

  • Hobbies include playing video games and lifting weights.

     

  • Majored in Political Science at UCLA.

What he really meant was Sammy Baugh and lifting beers. In any event, paint me impressed that he majored not in Shapes Of Rocks For Adults in College, but rather in the august non-profession of Political Science. This was my minor in undergrad and I'm unashamed to admit that I too once dabbled in Political Scientism (not in 'Nam, of course). (I wasn't there.)

This tenacity carries off the field, apparently, or so we're told by Chris Cooley in describing the great tradition -- one I too enjoy -- that is excuse to drink poker night:


Enter Ryan Boschetti. As far as I'm concerned he is the best gambler I know. I’ve never seen anyone win as at a casino as consistently as he does. He could realistically make his living gambling. We spent a weekend in Atlantic City last year and I saw Boss hit six different slot machines, each for thousands of dollars including a slot payout of $13,000 dollars on a penny machine. Not to mention wins at every single table game in the casino. Needless to say he would be my “rules guy” for the tournament

Observation: Ryan Boschetti is a thousands of dollarsionaire that plays penny slots. Take note, camp fodder, those nickel slots are for high rollers only.

Chris goes on to note a beyond-passing understanding of the game of poker that suggests he's spent some time playing Texas Hold'em, probably pretty well. But on this day a Pro Bowler was felled by a tenacious political scientist, a role-playing, at best rotational defensive linemen who happens to know that Abraham Lincoln plays slots better than Thomas Jefferson:

It was 10 o’clock and I figured it was time to make my move or bounce. I drew my first two cards, a Jack/9. By this point in the night that seemed like the perfect go all-in before seeing anything else hand. I chose to belittle my concern when I found out the rest of the table wasn't scared of a conflict. Shoulda known better, but I was easily bounced from the game when Boschetti posted three tens.

Hogs Haven loves an underdog story. Hail to Ryan Boschetti.

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wouldn’t be an underdog if someone could find it in their heart to adopt him.

by CptChaosSidekick on May 13, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing when reading the post...

after this glaring bio, it’s a wonder he is still unadopted.

Yes, I am a nerd.

by TexSkins on May 13, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know if he'll make the team, though.

Unlike Pete Schmitt, who is pretty much a lock.

Go register. Or else.

by Skin Patrol on May 14, 2008 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

davis

I’ve been out for a few days so I might have missed an article or somethin about this but Lurch on the Junkies (so take this with a grain of salt) this mornin said that the real reason Fred Davis slept in and missed camp is because he went out in DC with some chick, got home at 3 and checked in to a different hotel with that chick so he could presumably read her a bed time story or somethin, and then of course slept thru his 7am alarm. So either he lied to the skins or the skins lied to us just to keep it a minor story. either way, has anyone heard something like this?

I mean I figured that he was probably hungover anyway, but it’s interesting if he lied to the skins about it, and if the skins bought it.

by DC Pain on May 14, 2008 1:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only thing

I remember hearing was that his brother said something along the lines of, yea he was late, he was out late last night. I can’t recall where it came from.

As you said, mind the source. But I’d like to say that, even if the source is correct (which I am not at all granting) I would be flustered by Davis but hardly disenfranchised with him. He either knows or should know that making it to practice late is unacceptable. The team can send that message irrespective of the reasons for his absence, whether it is the harmless broken alarm clock or out-with-chick story.

If it is the latter, though, perspective is helpful. The gentlemen just went from an unpaid college kid to having thousands of dollars in his immediate future and playing a game he presumably loves. For a living. He’s still a kid. If he wants to read bedtime stories to some woman, so long as she is of consenting age I really don’t have a problem with his lifestyle. So long as he understands that lifestyle can’t interfere with what he’s asked to do by his employer on the field, I’m almost willing to applaud a guy who can go out, have a great time, and finish a night with a great bedtime story like Where The Wild Things Are.

Regarding the lieing, I’d say plausible deniability. It could be the case that he was out with an attractive young woman drinking until all hours of the evening AND ALSO that his alarm was broken. I know I’m far less likely to set my alarm when drunk, especially in the middle of a great bedtime story.

Go register. Or else.

by Skin Patrol on May 14, 2008 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i agree

as long as he knows the difference between bein a kid and bein a professional with real responsibilities, cause he gettin paid to know the difference now.

although I bet he chose Good Night Moon

by DC Pain on May 14, 2008 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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