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Let's play a little game I like to call...

"What if?"  I know this sounds lame, but bear with me for a while.  If at the end of this post you still can't go with it, feel free to let me have it.  Hell, Skin Patrol's mother let me have it just the other night.  (Zing!)  We're off and running:

So, as we started, What if Jim Zorn was actually the best candidate interviewed by Vinny and Dan Dan the Interviewing Man?

And what if, putting any and all criticisms of said Front Office All Stars aside (for now), they actually were trying to find the right guy over the course of the weeks they spent searching?

What if Jim Fassel was nothing but a washed up media liability?

And what if Mooch was just putting on a show behind the scenes as leverage for the NFL Network?  (His contract is coming up soon, yeah?)

What if he interviewed poorly and had nothing new to add to the table that Zorn didn't already bring to said table?

And what if Spags really is a few years away from being NFL-head-coach ready?

And what if Meeks wasn't ready himself?  Or what if what Zorn/new offensive coordinator/Blanche bring is better than what Meeks/whatever offensive/defensive coordinators he chose could offer?

And what if Jim Mora really just does like the Pacific Northwest that much.  Hell, he got fired in Atlanta for it (basically.)

And what if the fact that almost everyone that interviewed happened to mention Jim Zorn is a sign?

And what if he takes the other side of the Jason Garrett argument, that is to say let the guy who you really want in a few years from now learn on the fly, make his own mistakes, and grow up as a head coach?

And what if he really is the next big thing?

Carrying on that last one, what if he is the next big thing and we hire him as OC for a year or two before someone else catches on and he goes on to be the next big thing elsewhere?  How much would you (myself included) let the Front Office All Stars have it?

And what if Holmgren really is the strongest branch of the Walsh tree and Marinelli was just an aberation?  (Look at Reid, Mooch, and Childress has a good thing going in MIN.)

I mean, what if Zorn really is the right coach at the right time with the right system and right set of leadership skills for this team?

What if everything that is seen as a negative about him turns out wrong and what if he actually lives up to the hype?

I mean... what if the ownership actually got one right and we can't recognize it because it seems like all the wrong things at this ever-so early stage?

What if, in a few years, you had to apologize for the criticism of Dan Dan the I Told You So Man?

What then?

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What if, in a few years, you had to apologize for the criticism of Dan Dan the I Told You So Man?
If that, then I'd be about the happiest camper ever. I don't hold grudges against winners.

Question, what if I spend the rest of my life in analysis thanks to that horrifying mental imagery you introduced in the first paragraph? Will you be liable?

by Skin Patrol on Feb 11, 2008 4:53 PM EST   0 recs

If I'm reading...
this right:
Legally responsible. For example, a person may be liable for a debt, liable for an accident due to careless behavior, liable for failing do something required by a contract or liable for the commission of a crime. Someone who is found liable for an act or ommission must usually pay damages or, if the act was a criminal one, face punishment. See also liability.

Then no.

by TexSkins on Feb 11, 2008 5:08 PM EST to parent up   0 recs

WHAT IF Dan isnt happy in 1 or 2 years
and decides to fire Zorn when he should give it a bit longer.

WHAT IF this has happened before?

WHAT IF it has happened more than once?

WHAT IF this is the only thing, with the exception of Gibbs, that has ever happened with all Dans head coaches?

WHAT IF Dan gives out 5 year contracts to look good?

WHAT IF this hiring looks we had to settle for what we could?

WHAT IF Al Davis didnt exist and we had the worst instead of the 2nd worst owner?

WHAT IF Vinny Cerrato wasnt on this earth?

WHAT IF we are all actually on a spaceship flying around the moon being secretly taught about scientology.

WHAT IF we win 6 games next year?

WHAT IF were told we'll build on those 6 wins the following year.(never heard that one before)?

WHAT IF I had to apologize in a few years to DAN? All i can say is i would pay money to have to apologize. This would mean we're winning and yes i would actually pay to win some playoff games.

by Sincethebeginning on Feb 11, 2008 4:56 PM EST   0 recs

What if
What if...
Is WHAT is keeping me sane right now, and quiet, so no apology required.
Here's to What if....OPTIMISM :)

by dr WNC on Feb 11, 2008 5:00 PM EST   0 recs

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