So Ahern will be headed to M&T Bank Stadium on Sunday for what is sure to be a shit show. We plan on tailgating an estimated 8 and 1/2 hours for this one so surely we will see and hear everything imagineable. I've been to a Ravens game before, and though websites have ranked their fans #1, I can easily agree if you mean #1 Most Pathetic. I plan on capturing as much as I can with my camera, but here is a tidbit of the camo-wearing douches we plan to encounter...and how we plan to heckle back.

Why don't you not buy face paint for a season and fix your damn teeth!!


What's gay about a bunch of grown men dressed in matching purple and makeup?


Seriously, how many times have you met Chris Hansen from Dateline?


You're f'n grown men! Why are you wearing face paint? Is it because you're so ashamed of your team and the fact you live in Dundalk, MD?


It's OK sweetie...at least you have your nice, warm trailer to go back to and a loving husband that beats you.


I don't even need to say anything for this. Disturbing.


How many miles per gallon does your house get?


Nice form jackass. Best. Draft pick. Ever.