Photo caption contest! The prize is.... errr.... um, mad props? Photo after the jump.

Anyway, credit to Preston Keres of the Washington Post for taking the picture.

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Some examples:

1. "Good 'boy! Now roll over!!"

2. "And STAY down."

3. "So Romo gets down like that, and then TO...."

4. "Lose your football? Don't worry, we got it."

5. "You can crawl, but you can't hide!"

6. "Um.... I think you may be on the wrong side of the field."

7. "If you're gonna bow down to us, at LEAST face us."

8. "It's Little Bighorn all over again!"

9. "I don't think groveling will keep Jerrah from yelling at you."

10. "I bet you can squeal like a pig!"

Etc. Have fun with it. Gloat a little bit longer.