k thx

Roster (reserves):

QB: Carson Palmer (Rex Grossman)
WR: Donald Driver, Plaxico Burress, Bernard Berrian (Joe Horn, Jerry Porter, wes Welker)
RB: LaDainian Tomlinson, Edgerrin James (Ahman Green, Jamal Lewis)
TE: Dallas Clark
K: Stephen Gostkowski
Def: Minnesota

QBs
Philip Rivers - slipped into my hands, my opponents are fools
Matt Schaub - Wahoowa! will show why Michael Vick was already the second best QB in Atlanta before going to jail

RBs
Larry Johnson - nuff said, it's Grandmama
Thomas Jones - Wahoowa! has the Curtis Martin impression down
Reuben Droughns - what the hell right, he gets the yards, Brandon Jacobs gets the TDs

WRs
Terrell Owens - I love you I hate you
Hines Ward - hands like glue, body like a sharpie
Vincent Jackson - sleeper, finally Rivers has a target other than Gates
Muhsin Muhammed - praise be to allah

TEs
Jason Witten - Dallas is so full of talent there's no way they can win the division
Marcus Pollars - he used to be good, and his bye week is not the same as Jason's

Ks
Nate Kaeding - Norv won't get in the end zone as often as Marty, this kicker will put up some points
Jason Hanson - lousy team, in a dome, terrible offense, this guy will work on Mate's bye week

DEFs
Chicago - nuff said, if Lance Briggs can do to opponents what his car did to that lightpole, whoa that's special
Carolina - perennially good in case Chicago falls prey to the curse and sux balss

I drank approx. 6 oz of whiskey in this draft so make of that what you wull

:)

Who missed the draft?  I was so busy with Madden-then I fell asleep.  I am ashamed to admit I forgot.  Did ok, I suppose.  Marc Bulger is defintely a good pick...I don't know about getting the Ram's D, though.  At least the 'fin have a decent D.  I need them to be terrible week one...but hey, they can dominate the other 15 games, right?  Got two superb TEs...shockey and Heath Miller (go VA!).  I gotta check on Rudi Johnson's stats, though...yeesh.

Brian Westbrook RB
Steve Smith WR
Marshawn Lynch RB
Anquan Boldin WR
Vince Young QB
Vernon Davis TE
Jerious Norwood RB
Matt Leinart QB
Devery Henderson WR
Brandon Jackson RB
Mike Furrey WR
Jason Campbell QB
Oakland DEF
Olindo Mare K
Antwaan Randle El WR

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Redskins season tickets provided by Skin Patrol..

That is the prize for winning right?

gotta lil smack talking going already.  I eagerly await the utter shredding and destruction of the Colt's secondary by Colston this week, Maurice Jone-Drew devouring the defunct Titans defense...let's not even mention Marc bukger will begin the march to 4,000 against Carolina this week.  Hmmm...let's say 30 TDs this year, eh?  

Oh, by the way, LT is gonna see more ceiling than Paris Hilton this season.

When your fantasy season rides on the arm of Jay Cutler...there might be issues.  TRADE?  Do I hear TRADE anyone??

Over in Brooklyn that I'd like to sell you, TexSkins...and your "abstinent" Paris Hilton comes with it...only 5 bucks, too.

Will manage about 2800 yards this year...perhaps breaking 3,000.  It's really not a bad pick, you coulda done worse...say, Rex Grossman?

You didn't get it...that's ok...wasn't funny anyway.  Come on Sunday!