Another week of fantasy football, another week with Burgundy and Gold at the top of the leaderboard... step it up, guys. Here are the results (full standings below the fold).

Burgundy and Gold def. 70 Chip

• Final Score: 140.32 to 81.42
• Key Player: Carson Palmer threw six touchdown passes... to your mother.

SeanTaylorEatsBabies def. Errant Paintballs

• Final Score: 123.25 to 108.72
• Key Player: We're all disappointed that Chad Johnson hasn't done the Soulja Boy dance in the endzone. Maybe he needs an instructional video?

Chocolate Rain def. Brownskins

• Final Score: 111.47 to 92.37
• Key Player: André "3000" Johnson gave his left knee for this victory.

paloffs def. Short & Curlies

• Final Score: 105.00 to 72.62
• Key Player: It's almost as if Tom Brady knew what defense curlyr was calling...

Brit'Skins def. MC Hammers

• Final Score: 102.28 to 76.50
• Key Player: Garbage points from Steve Smith's 74 yard TD reception iced this one.

Fleft's Freaks def. JustinU804nDem

• Final Score: 82.45 to 78.73
• Key Player: Donovan McNabb, for overcoming the psychologically damaging boos and jeers of a hostile home crowd and leading the Freaks to victory.

Standings:

1. Burgundy and Gold (2-0)
2. Errant Paintballs (2-0)
3. paloffs (2-0)
4. SeanTaylorEatsBabies (1-1)
5. Chocolate Rain (1-1)
6. Brownskins (1-1)
7. Brit'Skins (1-1)
8. Short & Curlies (1-1)
9. Fleft's Freaks (1-1)
10. 70 Chip (0-2)
11. JustinU804nDem (0-2)
12. MC Hammers (0-2)