What is "It"? A win on Sunday? Cheaper parking at FedEx field? New unis? Forget that noise, yo, we're talking about choreographed dancing by the Redskins defense:
I[, Dan Steinberg] told [Marcus Washington] that the fans[, especially Skin Patrol] still demand [through prayer, human sacrifice, and handwritten notes to Santa Claus] some coordinated defensive between-possessions dancing.
"You've just kind of got to feel that thing out as the year goes along," he explained. "There's kind of a lot of freelancing going on right now, but nothing organized just yet. It usually takes a little time. But it'll come."
Oh sweet lovely choreographed defensive dancing, nothing would make me prouder of Your Washington Redskins
than them busting out in some Thriller.